NotchJohnson

I had this experience at a Montreal massage parlor last fall. I seen their ad on the bp site and noticed this young lady with a sexy body working that day. I book a time and show up at the location ready to go, she asked me to take a shower(I took one before showing up but what the hell I took one anyway). While I was in the shower she comes in the room and lays down on the massage table and looks at me showering(I don't mind I'm a bit of a exhibitionist), I come out dry up and she asked if I would massage her first, no problem I have offered to many ladies before and they often accept.

What happens next was a real turn off, she is laying on her stomach so I did her back and her legs and also her bum, 15 minutes go by and then I tell her to turn over, she does. I rub her legs and she is falling asleep so I decide to speed things up and go to her breasts she does not open her eyes and goes picking in her nose for gold, not once, not twice but about 6-7 times. I lost my erection and I packed my stuff and left while she was sleeping and picking her nose.

Happy Birthday CH hope you had a wonderful day !

Happy Birthday Grass Hopper, I hope you have a wonderful day !

I have seen those ads Helena and so far from what I have seen I'm not impressed. Many will make the video themselves and either will not show their face or only their face and they just stand with little movement.

If you want to show a small video to me get a person with a video camera to stand back so we can see your entire body in sexy lingerie or show your assets.

Happy Birthday Bianca, I hope you have an amazing day !

A redhead on St-Paddys day !

My friend has 2 nice dog named Timex and Rolex, they are watch dogs....get it. I have 1 male cat and he can be very sweet or very independent.

Hope things are well with you and your family Autumn.

OK all you Mayo lovers: have you ever had Mayo with some mustard mixed in?

Numnumnum!

That is what I mix together to make a dressing on my perch rolls....excellent !