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Looking for a squirter
NotchJohnson replied to martin02's topic in Massage Discussion for Nova Scotia
I second that, what fun I had seeing Emma squirt. Make sure you have towels handy. -
Happy Birthday Luxie and many more Happy returns.
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Happy Birthday, Tiffany Amber
NotchJohnson replied to Andee's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
Happy Birthday Tiffany. -
Happy Birthday Miss Athana
NotchJohnson replied to a topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
Happy Birthday Miss Athana. -
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A little more on the lighter side
NotchJohnson replied to Gentleman11's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
I grew up really fast at a young age and could get into bars at the age of 14 without being carded or was it because it did not really matter back then. In any case I was sent to buy Penthouse and Playboy magazines at the local corner store and wanted to quickly get out of there so to not see anyone I knew. After the purchase I look behind me and there stood our neighbor waiting in line and she had that confused look on her face like what would a 14 year old boy do with these books? I was afraid she would tell my parents about it, but never heard nothing. She always looked at me strange after that day. -
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You go to your local grocery store and buy hamburger patties and buns and all the trimming for them for your guests coming tonight. They arrive and you spark up the BBQ enjoy some drinks and are having fun, your propane tank runs empty, no problem you take a quick run to fill it up and hurry back home. Now your cooking all your meat and get ready to put the buns on the grill only to find out they are past due 4 days and have green spot all over. Too late to go and get more buns cause your meat will be cold and not that good reheated.
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Your number one song
NotchJohnson replied to Cleo Catra's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
For me it's The Monkeys-I'm a believer. Well I ain't telling the year but you can guess if you want. -
Music to dance to
NotchJohnson replied to Cleo Catra's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
Rednex- Cotton eye Joe, http://youtu.be/ddgyg_5FF_0 Eric Prydz-Call on me, -
Music to dance to
NotchJohnson replied to Cleo Catra's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
The twist, chubby checker http://youtu.be/DZAtzcthSxM The Locomotion by Grand funk railroad I have so many more. -
Your cell phone is 3 years old and does not keep charge and goes bezerk, you call the phone company they give you a deal over the phone so you run to the phone store and get a new on that you pay right away, go home and get a bill in the mail for the same phone at twice the price?????? You call them to fix the problem and they forget you on hold for half an hour only to tell you it was your fault and you should have done something before and still want your f#%&*g money. You make plan 3 month ahead to go to a party with the boys and on that day your wife tells you to get ready to go to her mother with her. Being the nice guy that you are, a customer(you know him well) comes to your store buys stuff but he forgot his wallet, you take the money out of your own pocket and put it in the cash register because he promised to come and pay you back the next day, you don't see him for a few weeks and when you do he forgot about the money he owes you or has no recollection of what he did that day and says that he does not owe you nothing.
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When a Pet Dies
NotchJohnson replied to Nicolette Vaughn's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
I also lost a dear friend, my dog was a bernese mountain dog and was the friendliest ever, I even took him to work at the fire hall. When we had kids come over and visit he would always keep an eye on them to make sure they would not get hurt, you could say that he was our mascot. He was a big enough dog but no one was afraid of him because he never gave the impression of being cross, is name was Teddy(cause he looked like a small teddy bear when I got him). Sadly after 14 wonderful years we had to put him down due to cancer, I was by his side the whole time and one of the toughest thing I ever had to do and don't think I could ever do it again. It made a void in many peoples lives(not just mine). Many of the kids that visited the fire hall who are grownups now tell me how nice of a dog I had. I get tears in my eyes when I hear them. That dog will never be replaced. -
Have you ever worried...
NotchJohnson replied to Meg O'Ryan's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
I have thought about that before because I'll tell you why but don't criticize me. I was afraid of running into family member that I did not know. My parents were the youngest in there family and they got married late in life so, I did not meet many of my cousins and this is only hypothetical what if I met one of my cousins daughter? They are in the Ottawa and Montreal area. Just saying.