NotchJohnson

Many Happy Returns Ava.

Here is a little something that happen to me and got frustrated once. I arrange a meeting with a lady 1 or 2 days ahead and she says to call her when I get close to her location on that day. The day comes and I travel over one hour away from home and call her at a gas station near her location. She does not answer and her answering machine is full, what do I do? I wait 15 minutes and call back, same story, wait another 15 minutes and now I'm passed my scheduled time and don't want her to get mad at me. I drive all the way back home and write her to tell her what has happened, she says she forgot about our arrangement. All this to say if she would have left a message saying "I will be away until x time on this day, sorry about missing you etc... It would have been better then wasting my time waiting in my car for so long. Just saying.

Congrats mistert on becoming an Elite member and keep your post coming.

Congrats Meg, way to go, loved everyone of them.

You don't really need all that much for heat and cooking you can cook with only a few candles for example eggs and bread but not steak and chicken. A couple of battery tools are great specially now with LED lights that don't use much electricity. I'm like most here, I have all the necessities in case of power outage to last for about a month but it would not be easy cruisin as it is today with electricity.

I enjoy dirty talk ans such, I'm also a big fan of fantasies. One thing about the dirty talk that I could never do is call any girl either she wanted it or not degrading names like bitch, slut, whore, and so on. I know I would not want to be called bastard or prick or anything else in that form. But everything else is good so bring it on.

I prefer the lady to have her own condo or home or even her "PIED A TERRE"(look it up in the dictionary) this way it looks like she is in her own stuff. By this I mean a fridge to keep drinks and food a dresser to keep her clothes bathroom with her lotion and soaps etc. This to me makes me feel more like the GFE that I would look for.

I have some good stories:hump: I can write and some of them are inspired by you Gabriella and also by Emma A.:bigclap:

A long time ago when I was in my mid twenties I went to a strip bar and no sooner that I walked in I saw this girl run up to me and started to talk about the days when I babysat her. She was about 6 years younger then me and remembered about me babysitting her. I never got the courage to ask her to dance for me(she was a real hottie) but did see her up on stage and it felt awkward to be there as I'm sure it was for her.

From one guy who loves jokes to another who post them have a wonderful Birthday RG.

Do I have a choice?

I used to have Kaspersky but now use ESETNOD32 and never looked back, it is updated everyday and does not slow down my computer at all.

Happy belated Birthday April.

If the rumors started are true or false you must do nothing, in either case it will backfire on you and you will look like the bad guy. Here is a story about rumors started about me and how it all ended. I live in a small town 1 hour away from Ottawa, someone started a story about me and it got to one of my sister in law boyfriend who knows me very well but this guy did not know about our relationship. When he heard the false story about me, he then asked the guy how well he knew me and the guy just said "I know of him but not personally", my friend then told him the truth and told him that if he was to repeat a stupid story like that to anyone that he should have the facts to back it up. Moral of the story if someone is dumb enough to believe a story about someone they don't know then they don't deserve to be a friend. My advice is to leave it be.

Count me in, I have many stories I would love to share.

Best of luck to you Dorinda, you will be missed by all of us here on CERB.

Don't drink much of that anymore but in my younger days it was Pepsi all the way, for some reason or another the ones from the Pembroke area was better. I'm not saying that I won't drink it but just not as much as 10 years ago. FYI if you want to taste a Rum and Coke but without alcohol try an ounce of apple juice and coke it will taste the same.

Great reco on these 2 lovely ladies mistert, I have seen them offering the duo and have been dreaming about it also. I could only imagine anyone would have a good time with those two.

Meg you are what we would call "fender fluff", just sit in the back and hold on. I had dirt bikes as a kid and always enjoyed it and when I grew older and saved up some cash I bought my first street bike a 94 springer softail with a 1340, changed the rear fender and added some chrome, this bike never let me down. I went down to Daytona on the first weekend of March this year and did so much mileage that my bike is already in need of another oil change. +1 on taking the course for sure. Enjoy riding everyone, hope to see you out there and don't forget the hand wave.