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Funny dildo law
NotchJohnson replied to Tristan_Bowes's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
Thank god I had sex on the motorcycle while we were riding it and not parked. -
Favrtie Stripper Outfits
NotchJohnson replied to dancer's topic in Ottawa Discussion - Stripclubs & Dancers
My favorite stripper outfit would be something like this: -
The RHAG essay contest
NotchJohnson replied to Cato's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
It was summertime about 2 years ago, I was visiting some friends in the Toronto area and some guys were watching porn. I'm not a big fan of porn myself but I was intrigued by this beautiful young German girl named Devin Valencia, she is a Caucasian/Asian/German and had auburn hair. Devin is 5 feet, 7 inches (170 cm) and weighs 116 lbs (53 kg) with measurements of 34DD-23-35, she was born in Frankfurt, Germany on April 15, 1985 and is an Aries, she as a tattoo on her right middle finger and band around left bicep, non-ear piercings but does have the navel and right nostril pierced. She quickly changed her name to what we all know her today as Amy Reid. A German-born, California-raised Army brat, Amy's a smart girl as well as a beautiful one; before her career in fuckery began, she was going to school for a mechanical engineering degree and working as a designer of sprinkler systems, of all things. Her job as an engineer took a back seat to her undeniably more lucrative porn vocation when she was having some hard times financially, and it turned into a career when Amy?s all-natural and nearly unbelievable DD-cup tits and toned 34-23-35 body, coupled with a cute face and bubbly personality, made her an instant star. She says she wants to be in a position to stop performing and start producing after three years or so. Since she made her debut in 2005, she?s been in more than 120 titles, including her own award-winning interactive title, My Plaything: Amy Reid and the gloriously unusual First Time Ball Busters #1, and many more scenes on the web, and her schedule is coming up on due. I wish her all the luck in the world, but I hope she still manages to appear on screen here and there -- it would be a shame for one of the cutest girls in porn to stay behind the scenes all the time. In her 5 years she has won awards such as:Winner AVN Awards 2010:Best Couples Sex Scene Winner AVN Awards 2007:Best Anal Sex Scene Best tease performance 2007 F.A.M.E. Award for Favorite Female Rookie 2007 AVN for Best Anal Sex Scene in Breakin' 'Em In #9 If you happen to see any movies that Amy appears in, you will quickly see how her beautiful appearance took her so far so fast. -
Pet Peeves directed at yourself
NotchJohnson replied to Meg O'Ryan's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
Here is something I never told anyone before, every time I take the elevator or stairs to climb up I have an urge to go and pee. Now I often think about it and if I stop in a bathroom to do my business before going up, nothing happens. But as soon as I'm up 2 - 3 floor I need to go. Same thing if I start looking for something in the basement at home, I have to go back upstairs and do my thing and return to my search again. Might be old age, but I never forget where the bathroom is. -
The Tangent Thread
NotchJohnson replied to Old Dog's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
One thing I will never do is mess around with a girl with big guns. -
The RHAG essay contest
NotchJohnson replied to Cato's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
Hey antlerman, how well did you do in english while in high school? This would have gotten you an E for effort. Try again later with more then just a few words and proof that Gillian has a vagina. And most importantly have fun writing it.LOL -
Pretalk. What Happens Before The Dates...?
NotchJohnson replied to a topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
I am in agreement with you Sara, all of the ladies that I have met through CERB and had a previous conversation turned out to be the best encounter ever. Although it is not always easy to start chatting with a stranger when you know nothing about the person beforehand and this is why it is nice to see the girls here posting their pictures and start post about them and what they like or not, or simply reply to something someone said. As said before it is not always simple to book ahead of time(over a day). -
Dancers and Devotees
NotchJohnson replied to a topic in Dancers and Devotees's Dancers and Devotees Topics
Welcome to the group, Rebecca. Love to have you on board. -
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Tonight is the Night!!
NotchJohnson replied to big AL's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
Happy Birthday big Al, have fun tonight. -
Wishing you all the great things in life, hope this day will bring you an extra share of all that makes you happiest.
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Happy Birthday, and may all the wishes and dreams you dream today turn to reality.
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The Tangent Thread
NotchJohnson replied to Old Dog's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
This one time at band camp...... -
Since it's Halloween....
NotchJohnson replied to Meg O'Ryan's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
The one with Nicole Kidman is my favorite scariest movie ever "Practical Magic" -
The Tangent Thread
NotchJohnson replied to Old Dog's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
I saw this picture today and was thinking that tile counter top would be nice, what does everyone think. -
A question of toys.
NotchJohnson replied to Meg O'Ryan's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
I have never seen the Sqweel before but it must give out quite an effect like many tongue licking real quick one after another. On a lighter note man are looking for something with many buttons just like the remote control so if you have something that can be operated from a distance with many speed, vibe, rotation, etc, this is what man like.LOL -
A question of toys.
NotchJohnson replied to Meg O'Ryan's topic in General Discussion Area - all of Canada
I love using toys in bed with a lady, but I think it should be up to you to bring in the toy that you prefer and with a gentleman that you trust. My favorite one is the wee vibe, not a cheap toy to buy but can be used by yourself or with a partner during penetration.:bddog: -
Some say the glass is half empty. Others say the glass is half full. It's your birthday, so just drink whatever is in the glass. Although I'm not a fancy writer like Birdboy is I still want to wish him a Happy Birthday.