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    Last month I traveled to Portland, Oregon and since no plane leaves from Ottawa or Montreal straight to Portland I had to switch plane in Vancouver and get my second flight ticket there. After getting my ticket the guy behind the counter said "your bags will be waiting for you in Honolulu". Of course he was kidding but I'm sure it happens all the time. Your story reminds me of that scene in "Meet the parents" I hope no one got to open your bag and find all those sexy clothing.LOL
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    Nazareth - Love hurts
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    Hinder - Lips of an Angel Sorry by the time I posted this song I noticed Steve had already posted one also.
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    Neil Diamond - Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmP43qsAXvk
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    Nirvana - Come as you are
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    Metallica - Nothing else matters A must see video
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    Congrats Carrie on reaching 1000 post, I always enjoy your jokes and video that you post on here. Can't wait to see the next 1000!!
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    Right on!! Nicki on your reaching 1000 post, feels good to be there, I just did myself lately.:grin:
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    That's right it is cherrykiss's birthday, well here is my wish for you. A very Happy Birthday to you cherrykiss. Hugs and kisses. T
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    Offspring - Self esteem
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    NEGRIL, JAMAICA
    I guess you never grow old when you enjoy playing in the sand. PS. I think you have an admirer and I don't blame him for looking either.
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    NEGRIL, JAMAICA
    Love the tan line.
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    NotchJohnson commented on ~Taylor~'s gallery image in Converted Albums

    Amazingly beautiful Taylor.
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    NotchJohnson commented on ~Taylor~'s gallery image in Converted Albums

    :bowdown:Most excellent picture, it belongs in a magazine of course. thumbs up
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    :rolleyes:Perfect(in every way):D
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    Has Angela of Ottawa been here for that long? Wow!!! way to go Angela, love the contribution you bring to CERB. Keep it up.
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    We all need to try the new AXE ball cleaners, come on guys. Try it you'll like it.
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    Very nice rec for Annika, well written Speedstick.
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    1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. Couldn't concentrate. 2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. 3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it --mainly because it was a sew-sew job. 4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting. 5. Then, tried being a Chef--figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn't have the thyme. 6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it... couldn't cut the mustard. 7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy. 8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't have any patience. 9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but just didn't fit in. 10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered I couldn't live on my net income. 11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining. 12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job. 13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it. 14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but had to quit because it was the same old grind. 15. SO, I TRIED Retirement AND FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!
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    NotchJohnson commented on natalielove's gallery image in Converted Albums

    Beautiful view of your bum, love the sexy little outfit.
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    That would be about right, you joined shortly after me and we have been following each others post count ever since. Always good to read what your thoughts are and enjoy your contribution to CERB.
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    Eagles - Hotel California http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgLfoQfmSQ4
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    That would have been my exact answer.
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    Either that lady has a tail, or Barney is stuck somewhere he may not want to be. I like talking to her because she always seems so surprised and interested in what i?m saying. That, and because she kinda looks like the old lady in Adam Sandler?s Eight Crazy Nights. Oh, wow! Do you call the cops or invite him over for some beers so you can listen to the craziest stories ever told??.in perfect jibberish?
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