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    NotchJohnson commented on Brandy34DDD's gallery image in Converted Albums

    You look amazing Brandy, love the outfit.
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    Everyone I think should be nominated has been already so all I can say is good luck to all and I enjoy being part of this fine board. Hugs and kisses to all(kisses are for the ladies only please)
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    Morgan Fairchild
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    NotchJohnson commented on Naughty Angel's gallery image in Converted Albums

    This must be a fairy tale, or I'm seeing a naughty angel?
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    Not to brag or show off but I have basically mastered the art of making a woman ejaculate, By this I mean my success rate is 85%.
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    Men don't need fisting to reach prostate orgasm, I have seen a lady from cerb that gave me my second orgasm easily by inserting one or two fingers in my anus (with a condom). It works well and does not take so long to reach.
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    You bet antlerman, when I get back from my holiday (which is next week) we need to get together for a beer for sure.
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    I have found a recording of antlerman exploit and thought I should share with you all. http://www.wimp.com/facepulling/ We are so proud of you antlerman.
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    I was attracted to Lindsay Wagner(bionic woman) And also Linda Carter(wonder woman)
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    bent over

    NotchJohnson commented on Sexy Paris's gallery image in Converted Albums

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    Sexy Paris you are in one of my favorite position to give it to you good.
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    SAM 0367

    NotchJohnson commented on natalielove's gallery image in Converted Albums

    SAM 0367
    Very beautiful and sexy legs and body.
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    SAM 0398

    NotchJohnson commented on natalielove's gallery image in Converted Albums

    SAM 0398
    Love the bum picture, Sexy.
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    Personal physical powers Accelerated healing. Ability to heal rapidly from any injury;. Can sometimes result in the slowing of aging. Duplication (physical). Ability to create physical duplicates of oneself. X-ray vision. Ability to see through solid matter. Superhuman senses. Ability to see, smell, taste, feel and/or hear more than a normal human. Mentality-based abilities Omniscience. Ability to know anything and everything. Innate capability. Ability to naturally have skills and/or knowledge typically earned through learning. ESP Empathy. Ability to read or sense the emotions and/or control the emotions or feelings of others. Physics or reality manipulation Time manipulation. Ability to affect the flow of time by slowing, accelerating, reversing, or stopping it.
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    It was in Montreal and I was so nervous(found her on CL), I call and make a meeting for 11am, she tells me to call her when I get to a gas station so to tell me what motel to meet her at. When I get there she says she is running a bit late and to wait, so I did. About 1/2 hr later I see this Cadillac SUV pull in with I'm sure is her and her pimp or bf. She calls me about 20 minutes later to confirm the motel, I show up and as I thought that SUV was there and the pimp was on is way out we shared looks. Now I'm not a little guy being 6'2" and 220 lbs not much scares me so I proceeded with my first meeting. I call back at the number, he answers(first time I talk with him) and tells me the room number where I can find the girl, now I knock on the door and no answer so i knock again and this guy answers the door and he was sleeping and he looked mad, now I'm mad. I call back to give the pimp shit and he says he gave me the wrong room number and now gives me the right number. I knock on the door and it is the girl I have seen on CL, so we have small talk and I ask if I can take a shower and then we can proceed, she agrees. After we are done about 45 min. I take another shower and as I come out of the shower I hear a knock on the door and the door opens within 2 seconds WTF I had another 5 minutes left in the hour so I tell him off and he says f^@k y@# you had over 1 hr and 15 with the girl you need to pay more. I'm a lover not a fighter but don't mess around with me I have a short temper so I told him to back off or thing would get ugly and she told him that it only been 1 hour. That situation almost made me quit hobbying but I checked here on Cerb and it has been smooth sailing since.
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    Well When I was looking at this post you already had 520, moving right along I see. Good job.LOL
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    If all of your comments are funny like everyone is saying I must have missed about 300 but the other 200 are hilarious. Keep them coming.
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    I with antlerman on this, where do one find this music on any radio station? I'm baffled.:confused:
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    While on holiday in Acapulco in 1990 I was in a beach bar and sat beside Kim Mitchell and we talked like normal strangers until people ran to us and asked for autographs. It was then that I asked him is name again and realized I was in company of a legend. Patio Lantern Easy to tame All we are http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jD_0lEXnc0Q
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    IMG 8315

    NotchJohnson commented on a gallery image in Converted Albums

    IMG 8315
    Classy and elegant.
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    Congrats!! We love reading what you have to say and seeing your pics.
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    Work???? I know if you are stressed because of work you want to do the opposite but if I was to tell you work at something you enjoy, that is totally different, right? In my case I will go home and cut grass(12 acres) and trim trees and plant flowers or built a shed. In the winter months I will shovel snow and even go and do the neighbors driveway. For some its cleaning the house or a room in the house. I will keep from taking a beer or drink because it does not give proper way to solve some problem(stress).
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    Kayla1

    NotchJohnson commented on Kayla19's gallery image in Converted Albums

    Kayla1
    Beautiful eyes and lips Kayla, I would like to run my fingers through your hair and pull you closer for a kiss.
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    Thanks Cato for starting this thread, I really enjoy reading how much fun you guys had that night.
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    I will join everyone saying that your pictures are very easy on the eyes and that your inputs on threads are greatly appreciated.:roll:
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    Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich .. Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00? Number 2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. And The Number 1 Thought Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers; what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow. - - - and as someone recently said to me: "Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last long."
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