NotchJohnson

My feelings exactly, I love my penis. If I could be as flexible as when I was in college I would kiss it all the time but now I contemplate masturbation cause its all I can give it.:jackoff:

A very happy birthday to you Lindsay.

I hear what you are saying brother, I have been trying for so long but to no avail. I come home after a hard day at work and give her a back and shoulder rub, help to do the dishes, clean the house etc... And at night while we watch TV she will come and lay on the couch, lay her head on my lap and ask for a head scratch which last for half hour or 45 min. and then I will take a bath with her and rub her feet and legs and wash her back. All I ask in return is give me 5 min. of pleasure in the bedroom. ( I know what you are thinking and yes I can last more then 5 min., I can be there for 2 hrs if she wishes). All in all if I'm lucky with her it is once or twice a month and that ain't enough for me when you say that as a younger couple it was twice a day until marriage.

Hey everyone, I have been a member of Dancers and Devotees for a while now but never took the time to read up on the news till today. I guess I had a brutal beginning of year and hopefully things will get better for me. BTW I love reading the comments here and loved the video from Cato, it reminded me of Alexandra who danced at Pigale's, she gave me a sloppy bj once.

179. Saving a persons live and being thanked for it 180. taking a walk on the beach hand in hand with a loved one 181. seeing someone dear and holding on to each other for 5 minutes 182. having your wife give birth ( never seen it but I can imagine ) 183. passing an interview and getting a new job 184. learning something new 185. teaching something new to a younger person ( and knowing that they understand it) 186. getting some sex at the movies or elevator

>Chicken noodle soup to ease a cold >getting phone sex when you partner is far away >a big hug after reuniting >being caught on candid camera (only if its funny) >licking a huge lollypop for hours >laugh at a joke or something until you cry >holding big breast in your hands

64. Getting a text on your phone simply saying "I love you" 65. Peanut butter toast 66. Finding out you won the lottery last night ( yip yip hooray! ) 67. sitting outside on the patio with good friends

This week poll is now closed. Thanks to all RHAG members who voted it was a tight race for 2 of the 3 sexy redhead. Without any further ado the winner is *drum roll please* Gillian Anderson by a score of 5 to 4 with Julianne Moore. I'm surprised that no one voted for Christina she would have been my 2nd choice if you have seen "Mad men" with her in her red dress I'm sure many would have changed their mind. Thanks again for voting.

At the age of 14-16 I use to travel to work on a pedal bike and at this time of year I would pick up all the beer and pop bottles and also hub caps and get money for it at the local corner store and at a guy who would sell the hub caps. I would get $1 or $2 for the caps and he turned around and sell them for $10 to $30 a piece. I had no idea that the Cadillac and Corvette caps were more expensive then the Chevette.

Yes, I know when you travel out to the country side you think you see less "garbage" but let me tell you this. I live really out in the country and near a small town, we have to pay to bring big garbage to the dump(we don't pay for your everyday stuff even though it is taken from out property taxes). Here on the side roads you will find tires, fridges, toilets, tree stumps, car parts etc... Once a year we have open dump day, we can bring anything we want so I clean the side of the roads near my place and now they look at me with big eyes like you are too cheap to this the rest of the year? And to top it all off I get splashed with water sitting inside them tires and cut my hands with car parts etc... This day is coming up soon and I'm debating if I should do my share? Sorry antlerman for using your rant to include mine.

I always accepted a friend request and if I have made the request myself it is simply because I have some type of connection with you or I find the sp or MA to my liking and this way it reminds me where to look when I want to try someone new. That being said I have not made a friend request in a long time and I am going to do this very soon.

I always talk about the first thing that comes up, and no its not always my penis. LOL:boobeyes:

When I look at a MA or Sp site the first thing I do is read the home page and then I go directly to the photo section and if I'm interested I go further by looking at the rates and reviews and so on and so forth.

I can't wait to wake up in the morning and get myself peanut butter toast. I know I won't be getting sex but its the next best thing. LOL

I know that this is a tough decision guys, Christina's body(Je ne sait quoi), Gillian's face(so perfect), Julianne's (sultry looks). My pick is Julianne, I want to lick those freckles off of her. Blondes are wild, brunnettes are true, you never know just what a redhead will do!

I am pleased to introduce 3 redheads for this week contest and also for your viewing pleasure. Here is the curvy Christina Hendrick form Mad men, try staring at her eyes guys(impossible).lol And the X files hotty Gillian Anderson, And now another super redhead Julianne Moore, Many gentlemen may prefer blondes, but it takes a real man to handle a redhead! So go ahead gentlemen and vote for your favorite redhead of the week. Send your vote by PM to me or on here.

A very warm welcome to you Nikki.

I will try to tell a little story that happen to me on CERB and concerns many people here indirectly. I have received a PM from a new member(lurker) last fall asking me in my opinion who was the best lady to see in Ottawa. I explained that everyone has different preferences and that he should read the recommendations section for Ottawa. He replied asking my opinion so I told him and he wanted more "options" from the SP so I guided him in the right direction. Now he makes 3 APPOINTMENTS with 3 different ladies at the same time and does not show up at any of them. I hear about it in chat and now I feel like shit giving this jerk my advice on girls to see.:ablow: This is why I was mad at "lurkers" in the first place and promised myself to never help one out again. If you have some post on here and ask me for any advice I will be happy to help out to the best of my knowledge. Thanks for your time T

If you feel like I was talking about you, this is how you feel. I personally think that if you have the amount of post as you do, you are not a lurker. What gets me is that I'm a very easy going type of guy and when I visit the chat room it is to "chat". Every now and then which as not been very much this year when I do visit the chat room and say hello to everyone and I mean personally and I do not get a response back or they just log out after I talk to them, this is just plain rude. My parents raised me to be honest, polite and fair, if someone says "hi" to me I will respond with "hello". If you do not wish to talk to anyone stay in your house and lock the door and disconnect the phone and the internet. my 2 cents

If I was to have every date the same it would be boring after a while but on average this is how I would like to see it happen. 1)Start with a hug and a kiss, and give me a chance to check you out. 2)If need be I might ask you if I can wash first, this will give you a chance to change into something more comfortable or you can come and join me but I prefer if you join me after our fun time. 3)Sit on a couch or bed get to know each other better. 4)If I start talking to much start kissing my lips and I will understand or I might even do it to you if I feel you are talking to much. 5)Lets enjoy each others company and play hard but safe 6)Lay down on the bed or floor or where ever we ended up but in each others arms and chat for a bit. 7)Take a shower ( I prefer to wash with you but I understand if you have other things to do ) 8)Dry each other up and get dress. 9)If time permits, talk a bit more and kiss and hug each other ( I love kissing and hugging ) 10)Final kiss goodbye until we see each other again. 11)Walk towards my vehicle with smile from ear to ear. 12)Write a reco. with all my memories. Keep in mind if I requested a certain attire to be worn this is done before I show up.

Twitter, Youtube and facebook are all joining together and they will call it, ready for this "You twitt face" lol

I second that.:sm185:

I wake up with a boner every morning and it is what I call a piss boner ( sorry for my straight approach to this matter ). I'm sure most women when they wake up in the morning go to the washroom and do their normal business of the day, men are the same way, after I have had my morning piss out of the way it(hard on) comes right back down unless I had been fuckin' all night. And in that case I have no choice then to sit down otherwise I will be spraying the walls. Very normal for any men to wake up with an erection. IMO

This is a close call for me but my vote goes to Alicia again this round guys.