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All of her rec's are making me wish I could see her, so much work at the moment and not enough time. Thanks to PistolPete, OutForFun and Cato for the great rec's and thanks to Alannah for visiting our fair city, hope to see you next time.

I have been your shoes before (figure of speech) and have been burned like you in the past. I understand she is a reputable sp but this is unacceptable to cancel on the same client 3 times in a row and never with a real valuable reason (3 times). I understand what you went through but for some reason I would have taken the donation back after she offered it to you and might have even rescheduled with her and the third time this would have happened I would have taken that money and seen another lady. Case closed. Good luck spaceykca.

All in time. You can't rush into something that great. Damn that was supposed to be your Easter gift, I missed it again this year, hope you will forgive me Cato?:confused:

My favorite song of Queen is when it was with David Bowie in Under pressure.

Sorry I thought this was the brown shower thread.........my bad. Why did he have to go and do that? :confused:

Congrats Capitalman on your 1000 post. Keep up the great inputs and all the great reco. on these fine ladies here.:sm185:

Your story made me laugh out loud, even if I think it was rude of him to do so. I would have stopped at a gas station before and done my business there and then would have asked you if I could take a shower before beginning anything.

If I could not satisfy her sexually and she had to see someone else for that, I would understand but would prefer if she would not tell me the details of it. This is what I'm going through right now and I do not believe she feels the same way as I do.

"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same" I found this cute

Since today we will have the new moon and this is a new start. PS. 13 is only bad luck if it falls on a Friday. PPS. I think you need to get laid.lol

I believe this is the way to go myself, advertise what you have to offer and the rate that goes with it.

Go Pete go, You have my vote for Ambassador of CERB.

My vote for the Hottest Celebrity Redhead Poll goes to Alicia Witt. She is so much hotter than Lindsay.

Wishing you a very happy birthday Ava.

I guess this thread was all crap anyway and like they say in french " Mange de la marde" or "Va chier"

What are you looking for in a bj do you want a bbbj,cbj, sloppy bj, sloppy cbj, with cim or cof or cob?:bjs:

You would find a brief case full of money with no name on it and no info of its owner, you would keep it to yourself and not share with anyone. Well CERB is my brief case and all the SP's and MA and fellow cerbies are the money and nobody will ever find out about it. Case closed. ( too bad I don't have all that money to enjoy myself everyday. heheheh )

I have watched a video once ( long time ago ) where a girl was sitting over a glass table and the guy was laying under it and he was masturbating while she was having a dump (excuse the expression ) on the table. For those who like to watch a woman having feces coming out of her bum but like to be safe this could be a solution, but this is not for me.

I did a prank on some of my college buddies back in the days. I made a photocopy of a license plate and changed the numbers and letters on it and wrote "I'M GAY" and taped it over their own license plate. ( that was when we began to have writing on plates in Ontario ) On the back side of the paper I wrote April fool and it took awhile before they found out it was me.

April fool dude, BTW you are not getting paid for today anyways. ha ha:lol:

Many happy returns Candi Kisses 26 ( Lisa ) enjoy your birthday.