NotchJohnson

1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After our hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee. 2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. 3. Law of Probability -The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act 4. Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers. 5. Law of the Alibi - If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.. 6. Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time). 7. Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. 8. Law of Close Encounters -The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. 9. Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. 10. Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. 11.. Law of the Theater and Hockey Arena - At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies, and stay to the bitter end of the performance.. The aisle people also are very surly folk. 12. The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. 13. Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers. 14. Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug. 15... Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about. 16. Brown's Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly. 17. Oliver's Law of Public Speaking - A closed mouth gathers no feet. 18. Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it. 19. Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. But don't make an appointment, and you'll stay sick.

Keep them coming MB and congrats in becoming a senior.hehehe

Great to have you back with the CERBIES Dummpy.

I would prefer about 10-15 just cause sometimes 10 is not enough but over 15 I may not have enough time to finish the deed and take a shower after.:confused:

I like all the ones you have posted but to me these are the best. That's what I like to see on a woman. Thanks PP.

I have seen Michelle and I can tell you she is one hot babe for sure. I would have liked to see her as a red head.

Happy Birthday and many happy returns of the day.

I think everyone here as had lust for someone else, but love is totally something else. For someone to love another, must love himself/herself and accept himself/herself the way that they are (height,weight, hair color, culture, etc. ). The most important factor in love for a relationship, it must be reciprocated, you can not love the other one more then they love you. I'm not an expert in this but have been through so many different relationship in my live to discuss a little about it. And I have been on both side of it, meaning I had more love to the other then she did for me and also had less love to the other then she did for me. Either way one of us was not happy in the relationship, and that does not work well.

I read that so many of you write about the good old days. If you are around my age it was at the drive in theaters were all the action was. Lets make a petition to bring them back. LOL

I think I was quite young when I started masturbating, I must have been about 9 or 10 and would wake up with a boner and on a Saturday morning before the cartoons on TV I decided to shake this erection off. I was a bit difficult since my younger brother and I, share the same bedroom. I lifted the blankets and covered myself under and started to stroke this stressed muscle until some stuff came out of it. I was scared and didn't do it till I was about 14 after all the guys at school were talking about it. It became more interesting when I was 18 (still a virgin) and seeing this girl who's parents were very catholic and we agreed not to have sex until marriage. Masturbation was allowed and so we pleasured each other until one day she broke up with me for not giving it to her( penetration ). She got pregnant about 2 years later and have not seen her since.

All I know is it got me closer by 1 hour to St Patty's day and drinking green beer.

Wishing you a happy and prosperous birthday and a sweet night of birthday dreams. :butt:

I would love to see a girl with big clit and get a little snail tracking on my nose and lips. Also love big and long lickable nipples.:motion:

Last fall when I was in Maine ( USA ) riding the motorcycle, I stopped at Dicken's orchards for some R&R. After looking around and chatting with the folks there the owner asked if I ever had a dicken's energy cider, I politely told him "no" so he pointed to the fridge behind the cashier and asked me if I wanted a dicken's cider. I was surprised of the invitation and accepted it. Ever since then I like a dicken's cider in the morning and at night. Check out this video of dicken's energy cider

My SO also points them out to me if she see's any good looking girls, but if I'm the one to find them she does get mad. I try not to stare more then 2 seconds, but is sometime difficult when she is not wearing much. These rules don't apply when we travel down south, I can look as much as I want but never allowed to touch. Damn.

There must be a rainbow over Vancouver right now with all that gold for Canada. Go Canada Go. Way to go boys. We love you.:bddog:

There must be a rainbow over Vancouver right now with all that gold for Canada. Go Canada Go. Way to go boys. We love you.:bddog:

It happened at about 22:51 or 10:51 pm and had a magnitude of 3.8-4.0 and it lasted about 25-30 seconds.

Did anyone else feel the earthquake last night? I was on my way to bed when it started to shake the house and move the dishes. There are many more earthquakes lately then there ever was before. I wish I could say it was the sex in bed that shook the house, but that has not happen in a longer time.

It's a product by WET and will shave you rash free, 1 is for women and the other for men. I also use to take silicone base lubricant it makes it very smooth but was harder on the blades. My preference is INTTIMO by WET I even use it to shave my head in the summer time.:butt:

The problem with that is one may develop CMD ( compulsive masturbation disorder ) lol It is difficult for me to plan far ahead like most here, I live about 1.5 hrs away from Ottawa or Montreal and if I schedule a meeting with a lady and when I get to the location where I need to call her and she does not answer or cancels on me all I'm left to do is go out to a restaurant and pig out or go and buy myself gadgets with the money I saved.