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Supergrass - Pumping On Your Stereo

The thought of Sara and Cleo in pirate costumes is enough to make me want to go! Unfortunately, it looks like I'll be heading out of town that day. :sad:

I second this!!

So I scrolled by the main page a bit too quickly and my brain combined a couple of thread titles together, making it go "WTF?" For example, "Come See My Exotic Moves Jazy Dancing" combined with the thread right below it and together they became "Come See My Exotic Prostate Massage". Now, are we being invited to observe someone else's prostate massage? Would that really be considered exotic? I'm not too sure on that one... Likewise, scanning by the recommendation thread entitled "Cleo Catra" combined with the one above it to become "Boobies & Cleo Catra & Kittens". Now, I've never met Cleo in person, but I understand from some of her posts on here that she IS a cat lover! And her pictures reveal a fine set of boobies as well, so in this case, I declare that thread a WIN! :) Obviously, I need to slow down either my scrolling or my drinking. I'm not sure which. :butt:

Night Ranger - Sister Christian

You would think they'd at least invite you along on the honeymoon!

A belated Happy Birthday Isabella! I hope it was a great one, you deserve it! :)

Best of luck with this, Sara. You're right, I *have* met you in person, so I *do* know you can do this. You have the drive and the passion (my God, do you have passion!) to make this work. Yay for you!! Posted via Mobile Device

The Toadies - Possum Kingdom

Kula Shaker - 108 Battles Of The Mind

Flogging Molly - The Likes Of You Again

Watch out Ottawa, she's back! The lovely and talented Sara McQuestion is back in town, and she will definitely definitely rock your world. I had the pleasure of meeting Sara on her last visit to Ottawa, and I am thrilled she has returned to us. So much so I've seen her again since her return. :) In this case, absence certainly did make my heart grow fonder of her because I had a fantastic time once again! Sara is an open, honest, intelligent and straightforward girl who will have you laughing hysterically within minutes of meeting her. Hell, I almost fell off the bed I was laughing so hard at her antics at one point! She is funny and fun and likes to have a good time, and she knows how to make sure you do too. Fun, quirky, off-the-wall, Sara is a real treasure, so treat her with respect, gentlemen, her mix of talent and personality are a rare thing. Thank you Sara, for several amazing times together, and I look forward to many more. :-D

Oh my God I can't believe I missed this thread! Wait, yes I can, I was out of town my entire birthday weekend and actually haven't logged back into CERB since! Thank you Isabella, Cindy and Angela! Very much appreciated. My apologies for not replying sooner. :) Personally, I'm loving 40 so far. I was done with the 30's. :p

I'd go back and visit my 16 year old self and inform him of everything my 39 year old self now knows, then I'll have known then what I know now....

Does that mean you're a Never-Nude? :wink:

I lurk more than post, but felt I should commemorate this special occasion. :69: Who wants to help me celebrate? :grin:

Their versions of Blowin' In The Wind, Seasons In The Sun, and Stand By Your Man are classics! I love everything they do. Another favourite is Richard Cheese. For any who don't know him, he does Vegas lounge singer versions of songs, like: And with a very special guest. ;-) Moving on to other artists:

I posted this in the "most indiscreet moments" thread as well, but it also fits in well here: Once on an incall to a lady's apartment, the building's fire alarm went off right at the most... intimate point of our date. We both stopped what we were doing and said, simultaneously: "Are you fucking kidding me?" Needless to say, we were well past the point of no return, so we continued on our merry way and, once finished, dressed and walked down the ten flights of stairs together and exited the building. She gave me a quick kiss goodbye before we actually exited and even apologized for the alarm going off. I laughed it off, pointing out she may have started a fire in the bedroom, but certainly not enough to trigger the alarms! I don't think anyone noticed we were last out of the building. I actually had to stand around for a good half hour since all the building's tenants were now blocking the parking lot exits! We had drifted apart in the crowd (in the interest of discretion), but shared a couple of comical glances at one another until the crowd cleared.

Sara Ramirez from Grey's Anatomy (35) Alyson Hannigan (36) Gina Gershon (48) To name a few that I haven't seen mentioned before.

I had the pleasure to meet Tulsa awhile ago but never got around to posting a recommendation. Looking through CERB recently, I realized she had none whatsoever! I could not allow this to stand as I feel more people should know about the stellar service I received from this passionate, beautiful young lady. I should also mention that I was unaware of her suspension here when I booked with her. And whether I had or not, I doubt it would have affected the wonderful time I had with her in any way! Tulsa greeted me at her door with a warm smile, a sexy outfit, and a hug you want to maintain for an hour or so. She made me feel comfortable right away and then sat me down on her couch to demonstrate some of her dancing skills which really put me in the right mood! She knows how to shake and shimmy in ways which will mesmerize you. From there, we went to the bedroom where she showed me dancing wasn't all she was great at! I don't usually go into specifics, but I will say that she knows how to have fun, and will make sure you do too! She is passionate, sensual, responsive, not to mention quite limber from all her dancing. ;-) She is very attentive, and really makes you feel you are the centre of her world while you are with her. A couple of things that caught my eye about Tulsa: She has beautiful hazel eyes, which were a delight to look into as we... you know. And she also has a tattoo circling her upper right thigh which is fun to follow along and read. He he. She also has incredibly soft skin which makes exploring her beautiful body all the more enjoyable. Her location is a bit out of the way, which may put some people off, but you really shouldn't let that stop you! It's no farther than Orleans is from downtown Ottawa, and I know we have ladies out there too. I visited Tulsa leaving from home, rather than from my office, and it took me about 45 minutes to get there. It was definitely worth the drive! However, I live out of town somewhat. A trip from downtown Ottawa is probably 20 minutes or so. I should also mention there is a cat onsite, in case any of you have allergies. So all in all, Tulsa is a real treasure, and one who is worth the trek out to the south end to experience. Treat her with respect and courtesy, gentlemen, and she will show you an unforgettable time!

Once on an incall to a lady's apartment, the building's fire alarm went off right at the most... intimate point of our date. We both stopped what we were doing and said, simultaneously: "Are you fucking kidding me?" Needless to say, we were well past the point of no return, so we continued on our merry way and, once finished, dressed and walked down the ten flights of stairs together and exited the building. She gave me a quick kiss goodbye before we actually exited and even apologized for the alarm going off. I laughed it off, pointing out she may have started a fire in the bedroom, but certainly not enough to trigger the alarms! I don't think anyone noticed we were last out of the building. I actually had to stand around for a good half hour since all the building's tenants were now blocking the parking lot exits! We had drifted apart in the crowd (in the interest of discretion), but shared a couple of comical glances at one another until the crowd cleared.

I love hugs as well, and have actually received compliments on mine which I find odd but flattering. And I've always been partial to this video:

Posted via Mobile Device Additional Comments: I've had the extreme pleasure of seeing Taylor, and I definitely mean "extreme"! Taylor is a delightfully fun, incredibly passionate lady. I felt immediately at ease with her, and her infectious smile and gorgeous eyes had me captivated as soon as she answered the door. I won't go into too many details, but suffice to say, Taylor is a fantastic kisser, a passionate partner, and a lot of fun to talk to. My only regret is that we only had a half hour to play. Next time though, it will be longer. ;-) Thank you, Taylor, for a very memorable time! Posted via Mobile Device

First of all, I owe an apology to Tess. I said I'd post this recommendation awhile ago and I simply did not get around to it. I am very sorry for that, and if you feel the need to spank me for it, well, I won't stop you. ;) Since my first meeting with Tess (Taylor at the time), I have had the opportunity to visit Tess again at her new location. I am definitely a fan of her little love nest! A big comfy bed, with a computer monitor nearby which Tess happily filled with scrolling pictures of herself for me while she took her time making my head spin. Anyone who has visited Tess knows how wonderful she is as a person, and if anyone reading this has been on the fence about seeing her, all I can say is you are missing something fantastic. Tess will rock your world and leave you with a 3 day permagrin on your face. Repeat? Hell yes!

Yes, it's true. Taylor Moon is done for. Finished. Kaput. You will never see her again! <insert maniacal laughter> How is this possible? Is West really that evil? Noooo! Of course not! I did, however, have the sincere pleasure of meeting Taylor today and spent a blissful hour in her company. We had tried to meet before, but our schedules did not match up, sadly. Today, however, was our day. I found Taylor to be extremely warm and friendly. She made me feel comfortable immediately, and in no time at all, we were enjoying one another. I won't go into details, suffice it to say that Taylor really knows how to make a guy feel special. Between the fun conversation and antics we got up to, I left with that natural high that a really, REALLY great time feels like. It's just too bad that neither I, nor any of you, will ever see her again. Why not? Well, she mentioned to me that she will be announcing her new SP name this evening, which I see she has now done. Upon hearing that, I asked, "You mean I'm the last guy to ever see Taylor Moon?" to which she delightfully giggled and said yes. Watch for the announcement of her new location, gentlemen. The lady formerly known as Taylor Moon will rock your world! I know I plan to have her rock mine again.