Miss Scarlett

Here is a goddess for my goddess!

My Goddesses of the day/week! SHELLY LANE! This prairie girl is one of the sweetest ladies I have met. She is very beautiful, smart and funny. She is blast to be with and her natural beauty is unbelievable. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=34643 And Chantal (Chantal Love) She is the very first person I have ever met from this wonderful site. She took me under her wing when I was just a newbie and made me feel at home. She is very stunning lady who is so quiet and shy it's hard to tell she is there. But she always has your back. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/member.php?u=20005

Here's a chocolate treat for your Birthday! From your muffin cheeks!

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday hunny bunch!

Happy Birthday! I hope you had a wonderful day!

We don't have any in Belleville and the 2 that were in Trenton got shut down. I think the closest now is k-town. Hope that helps. Happy hunting.

Happy Belated Birthday Rachelle. They say women hit their peak at 30. I hope you have many horny years to cum. haha

My allergist recommends : http://www.aerius.ca/eng/index.php

I am one of the few lucky ladies who no longer has that time of the month, but I do understand where the guys are coming from. Being a Bi-girl I have had it happen to me. I have showed up for a "play" date just to find out her monthly is there and I made the trip for nothing. It can be very disappointing and I felt she should have told me before I left. (In my case she knew she was). I also agree with some of the ladies who have stated that sometimes they can't predict when it will hit. So I think the point of the thread was if you are regular on your monthly please be honest with your guests and things will go better. But guys also please remember that not all ladies can plan ahead and sometimes things just happen. When I used to get mine it would be at spuratic times and sometimes I would get it a couple of times in one month. It was not something I could schedule around or plan. Please all play safe and have fun!

Happy Birthday RG! I hope it is the best one ever!

Mr. Nice, I could not agree more, I have said it many times "Cerb" is my hobby. Mod, Sorry to say it again, but you are kinda like a Dad. You read our posts and laugh at us/with us. You keep us in line when we need it, but are always there to help us when needed. I luv my Cerb family! Many of you (some of which I have never met and maybe never will) have become so close to me. Cerb has been here when I was sick and needed a laugh, it has been here when I having a bad day and needed a distraction. To all new members, Be proud to be a Cerbite! I know I sure am. Always ask for help when needed, we will always be there to help. Together we STAND, divided we FALL!

YAY Nikki, keep up the good work!

YAY Em, congrats!

YAY SARA!!! Congrats!

In conjunction with the above comments, I knew a guy who just got it pierced thinking he would give more pleasure that way. The person who did the piercing was not very good at it and ended up with permanent damage to nerves and skin tissues. I am not sure if he ever got it fixed or if the Dr.'s could fix it. So as it has been said if it isn't broke don't fix it. On a personal note I hate big ones. I have refused clients due to being too large girth and length. I have had guys who were too large almost tear me, so it is not worth the risk. If you are average or below then you should be proud of what you have. I have between a C-D natural boobs, but have been an A cup and B cup before (weight gain/loss). I have always been proud of who I am.

I need to give my 2 cents here. Since the OP removed her own comments, people speculating about what it was about is crazy! As CK has said before about beating a dead horse. It depends on how the OP phrased what she wrote. If she wrote it asking for advice and/or wanting to create a normal discussion about issues concerning the business, fine. BUT.................. If she phrased it as a RANT/Airing dirty laundry then it should have been removed, as it breaks the #1 rule of Cerb. Either way we are discussing this based on hearsay with no proof. I personally believe based on initial reactions to the thread that is was created like a RANT/Airing dirty laundry, so I for one agree with the OP for removing it (if it was for the right reasons ex: realized after it was mistake, kudos to you). If it was not a RANT/Airing dirty laundry, and someone pressured you to remove it then you need to contact Mod to let him know. Also if you have an issue with another SP or Hobbyist for that matter, whether it be rates, services, haggling, etc..... Tell Mod. If it comes in PM form flag the PM for Mod. If it is in Chat then report the person. No one should feel pressured to do anything they don't want to do. If it happens outside of Cerb then think about when you were younger in school and bullies used to push people around, how did they deal with it? This is just how I feel about the issue that unless we have all the info we need to stop bantering with one another. Smile and go get laid for Pete's Sake ( no pun intended for PP) :icon_wink:

Happy Birthday to a beautiful lady and wonderful mentor! Hope your day is filled with Joy and Happiness!

Happy Birthday Meg! I hope it's your best one ever!

Congrats Ang!

Happy Birthday!

Happy Happy Burfday! I hope this is your best day ever!

Exactly! If you really want to take it with you, I will even gift wrap it for you. But I will not allow you to wonder all over my place because of something you have seen on TV. The last client I let leave the room with his condom took it off in the bathroom, spilled the seamen all over the floor and didn't clean it up or let me know he had done it. When I went to go pee, I stepped in it and it was the grossest thing I have ever had to deal with. For this reason like you Ang I do deal with the condom myself and wrap it in front of the client and throw it in the garbage in the same room. After my guest has left I then tie that garbage bag shut and throw it in the main trash outside. As much as our guests are worried about their safety we also must be concerned about ours. That spilled condom could have exposed me to many STD's and STI's. As well if I had not noticed it, it could have exposed other guests to the same issues. I do not wish to pay plumbers fees because someone flushed it in my toilet. If you are only doing out calls and the client wishes to dispose of the condom that is his choice. But if you come to my location then it is by my rules.

Welcome to Cerb, I hope you enjoy your time here. There is a little bit of everything for everybody!

Just to add to this story: http://www.ctv.ca/CTVNews/TopStories/20120116/canadian-forces-military-security-leak-information-foreign-entity-120116/