Apex2006

Here is my prediction for each day this winter; Chances of blizzard with snow and freezing rain from 0 inches to 5 feet, possibly clearing up sometime later. The temperature could be as low as -20 and could go up to +20. The units of measurements depend on the day. Be sure to wear winter clothing over your bathing suit with rain gear in your back pack This just in.... we are now putting out a storm watch for hurricane like winds, tornados along with an ice storm. For more information, look out the window!

WTF guys, can we not just let them do their jobs? if they don't want to see you, CHANGE! Respect goes a long way! Please respect our ladies. Apex

OK I did not understand some of the above, But I don't like the spamers either, it takes away from my CERB time! Can you bann all of China's IP address'? That ill teach um!

To the people that are harassing VJ! STOP NOW! If you make us lose VJ because of your selfishness of not understand that these wonderful providers do have the capability of picking any man they want and telling the rest of us that they don't want to see us any more, you will have an angry MOB after you. VJ is a stellar woman and is incredibly sexy, but come on people NO MEANS NO! VJ, please do not judge us all on a couple of yahoos that have no respect for women. ALL WOMEN HAVE THE RIGHT TO SAY NO. PLEASE RESPECT THAT!

Q-1. IMO if it is a woman from this site it makes no differance. But a new girl that has no reco's or referances, I think I would prefer an appartment. Q-2. Always best if the location is appealing, also I like it when it looks like I have been the first person there. If I feel that I am the only one that has been there, I feel much better. Just a tip, I know that you have multiple encounters, but if you can convince your client that he is the only one you are going to see that day, it make them feel much better. That may just be me!

Yes that's right, thanks! Apex

TSO not X-mas without it for me Apex

Don't worry, I am sure that if you stop looking for him, Carrot Top will find you! http://www.celebrityplasticsurgery.tv/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/carrot_juiced_sholders.jpg LOL hahaha!

What about the RWE Real wife Experience If a guy is about to get married his buds can get a RWE escort to make him change his mind. Picture this, A HOT HOT woman enters the room, starts to flirt, shows a little skin and as he is getting into it she tell him to take out the garbage and mow the lawn. Then when comes back for the fun part of the night she tell him to take a shower... After taking a shower and getting all cleaned up, he comes back to the bedroom to find her sleeping. Then when she wakes up she says... I'm too tired, I'm not in the mood, that will be $200.00 please I need to go shopping and leave the room! LOL And that would be the Real Wife Experience!

Same to you Cato!

That storm sucked! all we got was stinkin freezing rain! No snow :sad:

Just remember that the BTK killer was a by-law officer that was the head of his church comminity. Always seemed te be a quiet guy that just liked to help people out! I used to have a Biker gang member next door, I always felt safe as he never wanted trouble at home! He was the best neighbour I ever had!

Also in Hunt Club and at the Centrum in Kanata and a small one at Bayshore!

Caution to all! Sunday and Monday are looking to be our first real witer storms. Drive safe and stay warm! Looks like we will have a white X-mass! YEHHHHHH!

To speed it up you should go out and buy a Hummer! THE TRUCK PEOPLE! :-D

You know it's cold out when you breathe through your nose and your nostrils stick together! I had a friend from England come to Ottawa in Feb and when this happened to him he thought he was dying. The look on his face was priceless!

BAD SANTA!!! I love the line he sais in the change room with a woman! (Your not going to S__t right for a week) :)

I'm going to be 77! That is if no one kills me first!!!!! Additional Comments: This is too funny! I can't wiat to Cato in Guinness Book of records!

I had an idea to start this thread after reading a post by Cato.... When I read it I had a few questions go through my mind...and being a curious kitten I'm interested to know the answers to them. 1. Does the anticipation to meet your SP cause performance anxiety? I would have to say no, the only thing that affects my performance is if I am not turned on byt the person I am with. I tend to finish quicker if I do not have any atraction to that persone. 2. Does the feeling get better or worse with time spent in the hobby? Just need to try new things! That is the reason for doing this. I have always wanted specific things and I can find them here. I would have to say the felling is always awsome, but even better it you try something for the first time. 3. Does the nervousness continue even though you've met with her more than once? I don't ever feel nervouse! Unless it is a persone that is not from this site! or is recomended by one of the guys I know from this site. 4. Do you ever wonder if she is feeling the same way? Horny? Yes! 5. And does it make it easier for you if you knew she was just as nervous? Or would it make you more nerved up? I don't like being around a woman that I make nervouse, but usualy after a few mins I can make the people around me feel safe and confortable. Thanks for taking the time to read my post! I appreciate every reply Keep em comming Apex

Remember MOD! Keep the old one near the new one with a hammer next to it so that you can take out your anger on the old one! Remember my theory on having a second cell phone! You always need one that you can smash when you are frustrated. Apex

You put your baby to bed a week ago! I put mine away about a mnth ago! She is tucked away for the winter, so I get the sled going now!!!!!!!

Now we are cooken! See how much fun this thread is! If the ladies have any question feels free to ask too! I think this is a good way for us all to ask the stupid questions that no one else would ask and the good questions that no one else thought of! If we work together, we can all learn about both sides of this trade! Or have one huge ORGY!!!! Apex

Hey people, I think Origin is feeling quite bad for his mistake, the important thing is that he has come out and has apologised for his mistake and should be forgiven as he is using this as a lesson. Clearly he did not mean what he said and will never make that mistake again. The thread idea is a good one, and can be very interesting. Remember, we have all said something we regreat!