Apex2006

I would like to dedicate this song to this thread! :vl:

Just remember, the great thig about fishing is you can always catch another fish. All it takes is a little bait and a bit of time!

Every month is the month of masturbation for me!!!!! Who needs a special month for that? But non the less efforts must be boubled to make May "special" lol

About twice a day! But not on weekends!

Again, like I said in previous comments, It is not the fact that people mention that they appreciate a recommendation, this person told me to start a account here on CERB to post a reco for this person. In return she would give me a half price service. Let's be clear!!!! Mentioning that a review is always appreciated, is not an issue! Bribing into a review! big issue!

Some have commented that these ladies that offer a reduced price in the next visit should be reported, well I agree. But, I though a thread letting people know that bribing us to give a recommendation is not appreciated. I was thinking that if I pointed out the fact that it bug me and they see that many of the other guys agreed, they would think twice about asking. Although I think it should be stopped, I don't see a reason for reporting these people right away. My goal was to bring it to the attention to the ladies (That do this in the way explained earlier) that this is not a comforting situation for the guys, and many of the guys here have agreed. Hopefully they will find a better way of getting a recommendation. The reason for not reporting these ladies is so they do not lose out on other clients because I got her booted from CERB. That is not my goal.

wish granted! But you forgot to pack your platonium and you have no way to predict when lighting will strik to give you 1.1 giawatts you Dehlorien need to travel back! you are now stuck in the time you are in! I wish for charlie sheen to come clean and keep doing two and 1/2 men

Here is the best way to piss off a scotch drinker! Crown royal and 40 creek are the same as scotch!!!! This gets my buddy going every time!

Please tell me you don't believe this?

Your wish has now come true, but your name is now Apex2006! :icon_wink: I wish all weekends were 3 day weekends!

This one was mine Gloria Gaynor - I Will Survive

This one may not be great for dancing but I do like to drive to it! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRCkAumK5b4 Robert Miles Children

I will second that!

This is a hard thread for me to read as it hits really close to home. To here how a woman can fight so long for her son, do anything to be able to provide for him and spend time with him, is the most amazing thing a person can do in my eyes. I personally know how hard it is to care for a child with autism, it's not easy! But for her to be able to do so with chronic illness is outstanding. She is the second person I knew to do this. Reading your threads about her makes me wish I could have met her. she sounds like an outstanding person in my books. She must have been a strong person.

This is a perfect example of what happens when the 70's and the 90's fight!

What no picture of me?

You beat me to it, but I was going to say that the slice of apple pie was left over from the movie American Pie!!!! Additional Comments: Wish granted, only you now know how critical women are of you! I wish I had a big boat to have parties on!

Thi si the futur sexiest man on earth! http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_iTDrnqWKd34/R2uP94OU9gI/AAAAAAAAAAU/k5bDvjeeWLk/s1600-h/funny-baby.jpg :motion:

Your wish has come true, sold you condo for 8 times what you paid, and purchased a cheep condo in downtown Toronto, but the condo fees are $20,000 a month as the building is owned by Donald Trump, when you can pay he turns to you and says "Your Fired!" I wish that Sony could make a Play Station IV and have a fully interactive CERB game in 3D!

Your wish has been granted, you now live in a LARGE condo right in the market of Ottawa, but there are no more SP's as they have all moved to Toronto to work in the new Red Light district. I wish that I could rent the larges hotel room I could find and have all SP's around for my own orgy!

Wish granted, now you have to drink only labatt 50 for the rest of your life and nothing else! I wish I could have a one night stand with Angolina Jolie! (Without Brad)

I find it funny as some people are making it sound like they feel that they are cheeting on an SP? :icon_confused: Is that not the hole point of this website so that there is no guilty feeling and to try new things? :sadomaso:

This happens to all of us, I had a girl leave as I showed up! She said her cat was sick and had to bring her to the hospital!!!! :icon_lol: (I know one person will find this funny) This sort of thing happens to us all!

I would have to say Vancouver! I have been there a few times, and I truly think I could be happy there as long as money was not a concern. But I must say, that would be if I had to move! I like Ottawa, and I would rather visit the rest of the world. This is my country, and I believe that there is no other place that I could feel more at home. People have told me that the Australians have a similar way of living, so that could be a possibility! When I say a similar way of living I mean the mannerism and the way people treat each other. I like having all seasons, I have seen all the landscapes in Canada and they are all amazing in their own ways. I have been to both coasts and I saw completely opposite ways of living and cultures. One of the most proud times was during the Olympics, one day there were thousands of people dancing in sync in the streets of Vancouver to a stupid song but everyone was having fun. I also loved how John Montgomery celebrated after winning the gold medal in the skeleton. He drank strait from the pitcher of beer!!!!! Any other country that would be a disaster, we cheered him on!! To me there is no other place on earth than Canada for the people that live here!

Where is Jaba the hut?