Apex2006

Wow T-storm, I guess all it took was a little flash from Emma and you jumped like a puppy! You cheep slut! (T-storm that is) :grin:

You stay out of this "T", Emma has taken more then she can handdle! and is going to get bitten!

Do you thinl I would trust you with hot wax after what happened last time and all the threats of you MOD stick? I'm going to bring hand cuffs and cuff you the the bed! then I will get my revenge!! HA, ha, ha Look out my little Emma your ass is mine :lol:

Can someone PM me a good website for free music downloads? Apex

It's all gone now, I waxed it all off! I don't know how you woman can do that? Apex

I told you not to keep the lighter so close!

I just wanted to take this moment as this is post# 300 for me here on CERB! Wow, I think I'm going to cry a little! Apex!:lol:

You see, this is how rumors are started! My ass is not hairy! :-D

Great points that I haven't thought of! Thanks Apex!

Look who's talking! I Emmas case I recomend that the pilows be placed on the floor! That way if she falls off again she will not get hurt! That's why she drives a SMART car! it's lower to the ground! :-DApex

Hum! No coment!......lol Love ya!:-D

My kind of girl!

I wanted to know how many of the Hobbiest take the location into consideration when trying to select a woman for a fun time. I find that the location has more importance than the appearance of the lady in some cases. And heres why! If the location is not to a level of satisfaction, then I will not go back! Also if the location resembles anything like a crime scene, then I will leave on the spot! I have been to some local establishments that some of the wonderful SP?s have been using and I find to be absolutely superb! And I will, and have, been back to seen them. FOR ME, I appreciate a nice and dark atmosphere, therefore a location that can be dimmed! Lots of places have too much light and can be a little less intimate. This kind of gives me a feeling of ?Hurry up and finish?! When the lighting can be dimmed it gives ME the impression of being more relaxed and time is less of an issue. If at all possible more than one location for our time together is appreciated; however I can understand that you would like to keep to one room for ease of maintenance! If at all possible try to have a room that offers a couch! Starting out on the couch is quite erotic! Once moving to the bed, it would be nice to have some towels handy next to the bed. Sometime messes can happen! To be able to reach over and grab a towel without your partner having to leave makes things a little easier and pleasurable. On to the bed! My favorite! The bed selection can make a huge difference in have the best experience! I like a bed to have a height that is about just below the crotch level, that height can make more positions achievable! Also not that a good sturdy head board be a used as a device for restraints! But a foot board can obstruct certain positions! So much sex can be at the foot of the bed! Pillows are also good to have; they can help prop up a woman?s pelvis so that certain angles can be reached, but during foreplay, they may get in the way, so not too many. If you can?t feel comfortable at the location, how can you feel comfortable with the person? If there are any SP?s that are not afraid of adding the pictures of their location, I would strongly advise it. I know that if I was choosing between two women and one of them had a pic of the location, I would probably go with her! IMHO Apex

I thought it was a SMART car!

I think his Avatar speaks for it's self!

Yes Welcome to Ottawa lady's! After this poll, I see that the majority of the Hobbiest prefer the Indy's. I prefer Indy's as I think that if I am spending time with an SP, my doantion should go entierly to her! Also, booking an appointment through some guy on the phone! Just isn't a comforting feeling for me! I know this is just a small percentage of people that have participated in this thread, but give you a good idea! Apex Ottawa welcomes you all!

What is your dream car of all times? I have always liked Elinor but I need to say I would love to have a 1968 or 1969 Chevy camaro Z28/SS! I know what your thinking, kind of Gino and not too hard to come by, but it was the first V8 from the old days that I have aver driven! Kind of brings back a good feeling when I sit in one! Apex

Why don't we just define what GFE is, that may be less confusing! Apex

Well If Miss Cloe can change Emma's mind, She will nerver need a recomendation from any guy! I'll take Emma's word! Apex:-P

I wanted to try a few different thing and never could convince ex-wife or ex-girl friends to do some of the things I wanted to do. I had a few Fuck freinds that did not want to try anything new either so I turned to this industry just to be different and try new things. I have a list of things I want to do before I can no longer get it up! It's a long list! Apex

Is a reputable member of CERB along with reference from a reputable SP from CERB along with personal cell phone number and e-mail address sufficiant information?

That's too funny! If I get sex toys, I will need to lock them up when my kid gets older! LMAO Apex

I was told a story from an old co-worker of mine about something his kids said one day and is was quite funny! He was telling me about his kid?s one being a 7 year old boy and the other being a 5 year old and they were arguing one day and the little boy told the little girl to ?Why don?t you crawl back into the hole she came out of! In which she then replied ?Don?t fit!???. I thought it was quite funny. What was the funniest thing you have herd come out of the mouth of little kid?

It's great hearing that the friends list can be a good measure for safty. I guess SP's could have a section for TOFTT, as new hobbiest are poping up every day! Apex

Agreed! Apex