Apex2006

Not for me! I'm not into it!

I would like to add an other item! When an SP puts down an other SP, I kind of want to stay away from that! Life is too short to hold a grudge! Apex

Yes! I remember, she was nocking at my door! lol

One time I was having sex with a good freind of mine and she had a bed that was higher then normal! Kind of hot by the way! Any way, I guess I was going a little to hrad for her to handel and she fell off the bed! HMMMMMMM!

Look who's talking! Apex!

And what a lovely chest it is!:-P Apex

I have jurked off so hard that my back cramped up! I was thinking of Spanking Emma and got a little out of control! Apex

What! you don't want to be a condom sales person! I would like to recomend that MORE THEN TWO be brought to an apointment! I like to go back and forth on the deed and the warm-up! Apex

I did not want this to be a negative post peoples! Yes mistakes are done! I find that a good way to avoid misshaps is to follow up your appointment with a phone call shortly after you make it at a time that is predetermined by both parties! If a mistake is done, admitting it is a big thing to do and shows that you are a class act! I messed up an apointment by taking the wrong phone number one and got to the location 10 mins early as I usually do, called and got a woman that had nothing to do with CERB!..... Try to explane that one! The SP had my cell as we chated for 1 min, she called me to ask if I was still comming and I told her what happend! When I got to the door, she laught at me! As far as I know the reason was that she was picturing the lady on the other end of the phone! I hope! As she had time between appointments, we still had more then enough time for our fun! Apex

It was a high end lube!

That's better bud! Apex

Can you let me know what you think? I'm looking for the ultimate 3-way! Apex

I would avoid this one! no rec's funny e-mail switching. Can I recomend anyone from CERB for you! Much safer!

I like to chat with people and get to know them. That is the only downer about this site! Can't get too personal! But chaising on the interent? Makes no sence. I must be honest, I love the sex!

This has happened to me a few times, I'm having sex in the missinary position and when I pulled out to blow my load, I shot her in the eye! She couldn't see for a while! Funny thing if that a few days later I was doing it againg and I tried to stand back and I still got her! So I bought her goggles for her birthday as a joke! Apex

I hope they use it for fishing!:grin:

Nop! not kidding at all! I got frustrated and I thought I should share my thoughts in the most constructive way possible! Apex

I would like to know if there are any other hobbiest out there that would like to see change. Or tell us what they have encountered that maid them uncomfortable! Remember! We are paying good money for a service, and respect their etiquette requests. Please return same! I'm only trying to help SP's have more repeat business! This is not negative in any way! Apex

Oh! so that's what I did wrong!:-P LOL! French Bastard

Oh! so that's what I did wrong!:-P LOL! French Bastard

Wow! I never would of thought of that side of this! Thanks! I have more to think about now! Apex

Does that not make you hot? lol Apex

Does that not make you hot? lol Apex

I agree, but If I have already booked and confirmed, and still get bumped, I will never go back! Apex

I would like to invite everyone to comment on the proper etiquette on the SP?s point of view! I have a seen a few SP?s and all of them have different rules and etiquette and wanted to know if some of the Hobbiest would like to comment on some poor practices that they have encountered! I would like to start off with cell phone use! I don?t care if it is on and vibrating, although I would prefer that it would not de on, but I had an SP a few months ago that would answer the phone while we were in the middle of having fun to take another appointment! I can?t stress enough how poorly I thought of that SP! If you check your text messages after we are done and having a breather, that?s OK but never during! I would like to recommend that your turn them off during the time together! I would like to mention that Hobbiest should never pass each other in the hallway two feet from the door! If I see a guy exiting the room as I am walking up to it I WILL LEAVE! One time I left ones place to see a guy passing in the hallway! That is like school in July! (NO CLASS) I understand you need to make money but you will make more if you can make a guy feel like he is the only one you see that day! We are not stupid, we know you see others, but do your best to hide that please! If you book and appointment with a Hobby, please don?t bump us for a ?regular?, and never say ?hi will be done at 6pm so can we move it a 6:15pm! We don?t like to know that another monkey?s monkey was there 15 minutes ago! And most of all do not call back to say my regular has canceled so we are still on! I will never go! I?m not trying to say negative things, but just trying to let you know what we would like to see so that you can make more money. I am not being negative just sharing some of my thoughts with all of you. 99% of you ladies are perfect ON CERB! It?s that last 1% that could use a little help! Apex