LouKing

Did you know there is a Canadian Massage Therapy Research Fund? I think some of the awesome MP's on CERB could do some amazing research with these funds. I wonder if the money comes from stimulus funding?

Something to remember as well is that with certain phones...okay, the iPhone, the message will be displayed even if the phone is locked so being discrete must apply to texts

Thanks for the recco. Have been stealing glimpses at her pics for some time and this may have sealed the deal.

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All great comments fellow CERBites. As a fan of providing oral pleasure I think the ground rules have to be established....if she is not into it then there are other rides at the amusement park...if she is into it you have to pay attention to the clues (and if you are being yanked North by your ears I think that is a clue that maybe its time to stop) but done properly, and for the right amount of time it does make for a whole bunch of fun. Question for the guys, anybody have a problem going South?

I would think the suggestion in the clip is more reflective of a stong tongue as opposed to methodology. I would imagine that "surprised" might be an understated reaction to a blast of air during a session down below. :)

Interested in the ladies perspective on this topic (and yes I phrased that way on purpose ;) ) In a typical hour long session is there such a thing as too much DATY?

Stopped in for a quick visit and found Chloe from Montreal. She is here on Mondays and Tuesdays. Check out her amazingly tight spinner body

Have reason to be across the river today and would appreciate any recommendations for MPs dans la belle province. Cheers

Had seen ads for Chrystal some time ago and was intrigued by the detailed service offerings on the post. Of course this lead me to the EC site ad from there to her own website. At that point I was on the hook. We set up an appointment for her next trip to Ottawa and everything was very easy to conclude through PM and email. I had been "toying" with the idea of a particular fantasy that I had wanted to try and I laid out the details to Chrystal who received them with great enthusiasm. Now I only had to wait until my appointment. At the appointed date and time I arrived at a very nice downtown hotel and made my way to this lovely lady's room. When she opened the door I was a little bit floored. She is model tall and gorgeous. Her outfit was sexy and we immediately fell into a very comfortable conversation. After a quick shower I came into the room to explore this fantasy of mine. This is the thing that I mostly vividly recall. While the fantasy scenario was mine, and I laid it out in only a few details, Chrystal was 100% into the roleplay and really brought some very exciting details to the fantasy that I had not even thought of. She was perfect for the role. Perfect for the session and I will, of course, not go into the explicit details but suffice it to say that this is a very classy, very beautiful and extremely fulfilling companion. I have already petitioned for a repeat session and encourage all to consider Chrystal for some adventurous fun.

Well put Megan. As a hobbyist is too was somewhat creeped out by this post.

Just stopped by CMJ for a quick session with the ever awesome Malibu when what do I find but I am offered a training duo with the latest great girl of CMJ, Samira.

Today I get the pleasure of chiming in on the renovations to the showers at CMJ and congratulate Jasmine on the fantastic job they have done to make a fantastic experience even more memorable. I can report that as of this afternoon one of the rooms has its new custom glass in place and the other doesn't, each is a fantastic shower with a cool little seat. The thing that I am wondering is how I even noticed the shower when I was in there with the very intoxicating Malibu. A somewhat regular to the club but a first timer with Malibu I was intrigued by her pictures and even more impressed in person. Malibu is a fun, interesting and beautiful woman who has the body of a dancer and one of the best attitudes "in the room" I have seen. She made me feel more than at home in her "office" as she called it and took extremely good care of me. As is customary I will not go into the details of a classic CMJ experience on this board but suffice it to say that for those who know how it goes, it went VERY well. I always leave CMJ with a smile on my face but this time the smile on my face was accompanied by a desire to turn around and immediately book another session (but a much longer one) with the fantastic woman. Thanks to Malibu and thanks to CMJ

I had a dance, well several, from a cutie with a scorpion tattoo on her left hip and a small tattoo at the base of her back but cannot recall her name...ringing any bells?

I have in the past posted glowing accounts of my trips to CMJ and today is no exception. Had played golf and felt like I needed even more relaxation so I call over and make arrangements. This was the first time I saw Katie and she was a real treat from the moment I walked in the door. She has a very wonderful body and an even more engaging personality. She made me feel like a king (or maybe a Tiger) and keeps the reputation and good will of CMJ at its usual gold standard. Usual discretion as to the details of my visit but suffice it to say I stayed longer than I had planned and wished I had stayed even longer. A repeat will be in the very near future.

There are certain things that only come along at infrequent intervals. Things that come to mind are Hailey's Comet, excellent vintage years and Maple Leaf winning seasons. To this list must be added the all to infrequent visits of Nadja to our favourite club, CMJ. I had the chance to share some time with this natural beauty the other day and it was truly a shame I had to leave. There is so much that can be enjoyed CMJ but what I truly enjoy is the persoanl trifecta of beauty, personality and skills and Nadja fits that bill perfectly. I won't get into the details but I left perfectly relaxed and highly recommend this gem of a girl...when she is around. LK PS she even introduced me to some music that she enjoys working to and I was so impressed I bought the album. Thanks Nadja.

Gentlemen of Ottawa (and Toronto as of tomorrow) I had some time on my hands and found my way to the MontrealGirlfriend site where I checked out the pictures of Sabrina who I understood was in Ottawa for the rest of today. I must first off say that the booking process with this agency was easy and flawless. Flawless is how I would also describe Sabrina. She opens the door and I think I took a step back. Standing there is an exotic, tan woman with jet black hair and eyes that one would expect to see staring out of a magazine ad not smiling at you from the inside of a hotel room. So in I go and I am immediately welcomed as one would expect from the G in a GFE experience. I excuse myself to grab a shower and rush only because I want to get back into that room to look at Sabrina. Taller than she looks in her pictures, slimmer and without a tan line to see you will find yourself staring at her face when there are other parts available for consumption. She makes me feel very comfortable despite the fact that she is dressed and I am not (but not for long). I will respect the gentlemen's code of hobbyists and not put too much detail into the time spent but rest assured the quality of service was excellent. For those of you who are more inclined to spend your time and dollars in the CR of the local strip clubs you would be very well off to check out the schedule for MontrealGirlfriend as a whole and very certainly Sabrina. She tells me she will be back in about a month and I will be first in line but for the time being she is off to Toronto and, given how awful the Leafs are (this year), I am sure Sabrina will be enough to put smile on more than a few faces in TO.

I feel compelled to chime in on this thread. There seems to be too much talk of location and suitable food after the fact. Well I do have to agree that I was starved after my first (of likely many) sessions. What an atmosphere. What a woman. What service. I don't know how long I was there...I may have fallen into some sort of ecstatic black hole (no puns needed there boys and girls) but I was almost unable to make it back to the shower afterwards......I did say almost unable....the double shower experience is something I have just become an immediately huge fan of. All three thumbs up. Book early and book often (just don't be in my way) Cheers

Decided to pull off the busy road for a little R&R between meetings and hit the outer ring at Pigale for a cold beer and some hot ladies. My wait was not long before Roxy took to the stage and performed a classic two song set (well, she did have some difficulty with the audio on her second song). Roxy is dark haired and well prportioned. Her narrow waist and ample bosom make for a perfect twirl on the pole of brass and she has a warm and engaging smile as well. After catching her eye and engaging in some decent small talk it was time to descend to the CR where we had an unrushed and very enjoyable session. Roxy is classy and deserving of respect. Her boundaries are well within reason and for those that are interested in taking a little break from the pace of an other work day I would strongly recommend adding a third R to R&R: Roxy.

Hello all, I am not exactly venturing into unchartered territory here by passing along my review of Michelle but when an experience and a mp are of such quality I am afraid I just cannot keep quiet. I have to admit some confusion initially in that I did not appreciate that Michelle on her own was the same Michelle that was, and is, included on the CMJ site. Confusion set aside I had the opportunity to get to know Michelle at the outset through some emails that told me this was no ordinary lady. Articulate, funny and engaging are the words I would use to describe her EMAIL, no wonder I was keen to see her in person. When you add in the that all to enchanting picture of her posterior that marks her profile here on CERB I was all set. I arranged a meeting at CMJ (see my previous gushing about this wonderful place) and was immediately met by a beautiful woman, dressed in delightful eye candy lingerie who embraced me like we were long lost friends. Off to a candle lit room where the conversation continued while the services were provided. Michelle is a wonderful person and she provides a first class service as a MP. You can tell she enjoys her work and she is experienced in taking a complete, well may not complete, stranger and bringing him along a relaxing, sensual journey. Before I knew it my time was up and I was cursing myself for not booking more time than I had. But was I rushed out the door, nope. Still more great conversation, more engagement, more and more and more. A chat with Jasmin with Michelle always by my side, her touch never leaving my arm, my hand, my back. While I am not telling this group anything they have not heard before I can honestly say that Michelle is a treasure that you should seek out, whether she is at CMJ that day or at her own place. I know I will, again and again. L

Try the new spot (Vitala seems to be exclusively there so its a great time) but don't do like I did and expect the same type of place or experience....they are each unique

Gents, it is officially summer time in Ottawa but the temperature has been getting hotter for some time now at CMJ. The latest heat wave to roll over our favourite private club is Britney. This lovely breath of fresh air blew up from the southern US some time ago and has been at the club for about three week. The first thing I noticed upon my hasty visit yesterday: she is tall! Thankfully she quickly climbed down from what once can only describe as dangerously (but devilishly nice) high heels and that put all of her attributes at a much more accessible altitude. Long dark hair. Wonderful eyes and, frankly, a bum that could cause traffic accidents by catching the gaze of men (and women) driving by. I enjoyed our time together because we had the time to get to know a little bit about each other (ask her about tattoo she has on her back, for starters). Talk about literature and what it was like for a Southern Belle to survive her first Ottawa winter. The service was a ten but I have come to expect nothing less from the hiring done by Jasmine and I would strongly recommend Britney to any of you who are looking to try CMJ for the first time or for blokes like me who are (happily) becoming regular fixtures at both locations. Cheers. LK

Is there a thesaurus feature on this board...wish I knew because I just don't have enough words in my head to clearly set forth the degree of satisfaction I have with CMJ and all of its hostesses. Damn, now I am going to have to go today since I am thinking about it. :-D

Gents, allow me to submit for your consideration a review of the lovely Vitala AND the new location of CMJ downtown. Allow me to contextualize my review by stating that Vitala was the first hostess that I had the pleasure of visiting when I first joined the Club but she has not been my last (far from it). I have had the chance to spend time with Jasmin, Naomi, Jayda, Lily, Dallyn and again today with Vitala. The new place is discrete, charming and very private. I don?t think you can compare the two locations as each has its own charms but for me and my location I am now a solid fan of location number two. For those of you who have not yet had the pleasure of making her acquaintance you will be greeted by dark flowing hair, a piercing gaze and the body of a dance that has all the right natural curves in all the right places. To say she is radiant is to state the obvious. To let you know that time with this lovely woman transcends the merely physical. She is sweet, funny, conversational and whimsical. Her skills are legend and the ache I came through the door with was soon relegated to memory. Vitala is unhurried in her approach and I highly recommend the 45 minute appointment to get all of the kinks out (no, not that kind). Last time Vitala promised to introduce me to tantric methods and she was true to her word. What I am trying to figure out (still, some hours after the fact) is how she knew what I was feeling (and wanting) before I even knew. Vitala?s hands are at once deeply relieving the knots and pains associated with poor posture and then are a light as a feather the next moment. Toss into the mix just the perfect amount of discourse and those eyes, oh yes those eyes. Gents do yourselves a favour and give yourself a treat, spend some time with Vitala. :lol::lol: Lou

I am prepared to make the "sacrifice" to help out....HA!! This will be awesome........ Sorry for the over use of exclamation points but really, come on, how can one not be worked up about this.