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Olive oil has been a long time favourite. Some of the specialty oil olives can have some interesting flavours. This is good if you think that your tongue willing roaming where oil has been applied. No matter what you use, there will be someone out there who will have an allergic reaction. Ask first seems to be the best policy.

"I think [militant Islamists] believe in what they're doing and that they're going to get 70 virgins after they die-but, really, who wants 70 virgins? I want eight pros." Quote from George Clooney In other words Quality over quantity. Always.

If you go back far enough in time, Jennie from Vancouver used to live in Ottawa and was a regular dancer at Barb's. She has always been a sweet one.

I second what Eva said. I met up with her last fall when she was in Ottawa. She was saying that the workload in school was heavier than in the past and was not sure if touring would be possible during the school year. If last summer is any indication, I would expect her to visit Ottawa regularly once school is out and she has rested. When you meet her, be nice and treat her well. She is truly a sweetheart and a joy with whom to spend time. Ed

Cancelations and no shows seem to be the common theme this month. If it is any consolation, as a client I as well have had no shows. The choice of using CL to advertise is one of caution. While you may reach a broader audience, you also increase the opportunity to be disappointed or worse, out of pocket. I have never seen someone who solely advertises on CL; all have had to have at least some presence on CERB. Even with this approach, all of my disappointments with meeting courtesans have been with those who advertise on Craig?s List. Last fall after two no shows in a row I vowed to use CL to eliminate who I will see. Arguably, there are some gems to be found on CL, but I have neither the time nor patience to find them. Ironically, the two no shows were women who were well reviewed. I even politely e-mailed them about the no show, concerned and hoping that they were fine. Yet I never even had a response and their ads were back up the next day. IMHO, stick with CERB and drop CL. The clientele you reach may be fewer, but I believe the reliability is higher and if like me, tend to book longer appointments. In the end, you have to make your own decisions.

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C-O-M-M-I-T-M-E-N-T?.. it?s a nice word. Why can?t men respect it. I cannot believe the number of pricks in this world who have ruined it for the rest of us by booking time with courtesans and subsequently cancel at the last minute. It seems to have been the topic of conversation with a number of courtesans that I have met lately. In Ottawa, incalls are the only option for me and I would love to have met some of the beautiful women on CERB if only that they would not have had bad experiences with cancelations. I loath the idea of references. If that is what it takes, a reference that a client will reliably commit, so be it.

Carole Ann is carolann. You can contact her by phone which is found on her website; http://relaxationcityspa.com/

Carole Ann advertises in the Sun and has a website http://relaxationcityspa.com/ where contact information can also be found. ed

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A Happy Belated Birthday Wish. Hope your day was wonderful.

Wishing you the best on your birthday. May you have many more. eddie

Patience physicalchemistry. I sent an e-mail on Tuesday and she was already fully booked. I strongly recommend her, but her brief visits also means she books fast I also suspect that she is flooded with e-mail and it may take time for her to respond. She is a sweetheart and it is worth spending time with her. Treat her nicely.

Reading this thread and similar threads about CL, I ask why we are putting ourselves through these hassles that simply culminate in disappointment and drama. When I started to hobby last summer, the paramount rule was, thou shalt advertise on CERB before I will consider meeting. I considered advertisements on CL only if they had corresponding ads and recommendations on CERB. My experiences, while never bad, were disappointing for me. I was and am able to appreciate why some hobbyists gave recommendations as all the women had good qualities; they just were not right for me. My last two experiences with CL were back to back no shows, at which time I changed my approach to thou shalt advertise on CERB and have a half decent website presence. I now stick exclusively to touring courtesans and have never looked back. Yes, I may pay more for their time, but I have met some truly fabulous courtesans and have not yet once been disappointed. Frankly, there are now so many wonderful courtesans now visiting our fair city that time now limits who to meet. Arguably there are gems and bargains are to be found on CL, I simply no longer have the time nor the patience to find them. I learned quickly that we all have different tastes in women and I for one respect that. Despite the wealth of information found on CERB and Cowboy Kenny's website, hobbyists continue to experience hassles, disappointment and drama. Life is simply too short for that. My approach may be Machiavellian, but I value my money and more so my time and sanity.

My suggested meds are hardly homeopathic, however, Sudafed, NeoCitran are what work for me once I am sick. A good nights' sleep is very important and is so underrated. A good hot as you can stand it shower before bed helps to relax and clear the sinuses. As for the meds, I choose those that focus sinuses. Clear those up and you sleep better. I usually doctor NeoCitran with a little gin to cut the effects of the sugar. Regardless of the night time concoction, try to take it at least 12 hours before you have to wake up the next day. If you wait too late into the evening, when you wake up the next morning you will be fighting your cold as well as the residual effects of the meds and generally feel worse. IMHO, I generally try prevention such Vitamin C supplements from October to April.

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Was at Barb's earlier this week and found that they started to replace the seats in the champagne room. The ones before were not the most comfortable and the new ones feel even more narrow between the arms. More troublesome is the fact that they are now higher and I in my opinion more uncomfortable. I felt like I was perched on a stool. In the future, these new seats coupled with the low walls will seriously impact who and if I take someone to the CR. I am disappointed as all my favourite dancers work at Barb's. In the end and pardon the pun, seats for CR dances have to comfortable to be fun. IMHO, it is simply another nail in the CR coffin and more time and money for other hobbies.

Emily, I found this thread you initiated interesting as it deals with a very important aspect with escorting and that is, communication. I was going to write a thoughtful response until I foolishly did a little homework. I read your posts and viewed your website. Take my humour with a grain of salt and glean what is important to you. The 4 key elements of communication when meeting a courtesan are the posting or ad, the website, e-mail and verbal conversation. The ad: This is where you state your availability. Looking at your past ads, hardly one exceeds 40 words; very brief. While short, none are canned. They are all unique and well tailored for the time and place you are visiting. It does not get better than that. If a man cannot read your entire ad of less than forty words, he has the attention span of a gnat. If they cannot read forty words, how are they going to get your web link? If they do it is probably your excellent strategy of inserting a hot picture of yourself next to your web link. Men are so visual. In the end, you have to ask yourself, do you want to spend you time with a gnat?? The website: This is where you state who you are and your expectations. What can I say about your website other than; it is clear, clean, uncluttered, succinct and easy to navigate. It is certainly not verbose. You state who you are, what you want, what someone should expect from you and your expectations of them. You have some stunning eye candy, which I too had a hard time getting past, but I did. If not, to find out more about you. Your website is very well balanced and is not a long read. Once again, you have to ask yourself, do you want to spend you time with a gnat?? The e-mail: I am old school on this one; everyone should get a response. That said; if the e-mail looks canned and smells like spam, the response should reflect. My response would be; "Thank you for your interest. I am not available.". When I write to meet someone, their response will influence whether I will follow through. My New Years resolution is to write a note to the courtesan following every encounter. The response to the note or lack there of, will influence our next meeting. Emily, if your ads are any indication, I am sure that you would take the time to write an appropriate and thoughtful e-mail. The phone call: I agree that no conversation is to occur before "a time that works for both of us". Yes...I read. I also believe that a conversation is important for courtesan; it helps to soothe any apprehension about meeting someone for the first time. For me, I enjoy the initial telephone call before meeting. The sound of her voice is always exciting and enhances the anticipation of our meeting. When all is said and done, we have to ask ourselves, what do we want and what do we need. Is the underlying question, do we want to be with someone who cannot be bothered to take a little extra time? There is nothing wrong with being selective or asking a donation that reflects being selective. IMHO, we must look at what we want and respond in a manner that reflects our self-respect and adheres to our beliefs. We are all attracted to CERB to fulfill our wants and needs for sex, but we must remember that communication is just as important. Without proper communication and taking the time to read, no one will truly get what they want.

When we book time with a courtesan we make a commitment to meet someone. It seems though that commitment is a foreign concept to some people. Well, in my opinion, deal with your lack of commitment issues. If you cannot, find another hobby. For as much as Meg is right, there is also the other side of the coin. There are women out there who will agree to meet and they too do not show. I generally stick to touring independents and when I tried locals, both times they did not show. I even sent polite e-mails asking if everything was okay and not even an answer. What annoyed me the most was that both had excellent reviews on this board. Needless to say, these two no shows will not get future business. I chalked it up to experience and moved on. There are a lot of providers out there now; gone are the days when the only ads in Ottawa on Escorts-Canada were Alexa Taylor and Daisy. When I meet someone I like, I tend to repeat with them. I may not meet very many courtesans, but I know what I am getting and there is a lot less drama and disappointment. As for the black list in the SP section, why not a white list in the SP section for clients who are respectful and courteous? I honestly find it awkward asking a courtesan for a reference. It is like saying, I had a great time but next time I hobby, I want to meet someone else. It just feels wrong. Well, that's my ranting two bits.

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I would not even allow myself to get involved with someone who can potentially overdose during a call. If I now meet up with someone who is intoxicated, I walk away at her loss. On separate occasions last summer I met up with two courtesans, one had smoked a little weed and the other was on serious prescriptions. At the start, they both were appeared fairly lucid and while the session did not turn out bad, it was not as enjoyable as it could have been. Do not get me wrong, I enjoy a good drink with friends. When it comes to sex, alcohol and drugs helped when I was twenty, at fifty it's now a hindrance. My experiences last summer have simply made my selection criteria even more stringent when choosing who I meet. Life is too short and complicated to have to deal with someone who chooses to overdose. I can appreciate Belladonna's sense of humour as I find that movies can sometimes intertwine serious situations with absurdity to make dealing with serious topics more palatable to the masses. Unfortunately it can also diminish the seriousness of the topic when it is reality. In the end, I have said it before in another thread and I will say it again, "Don't care what anyone says, alcohol dulls the senses. Sex is about experiencing erotic pleasures of the mind and body. I for one would want to enjoy to the fullest extent every thought, word, touch, suck, nibble and lick." When meeting courtesans, I prefer to spend my time to be and be with someone who is drug and alcohol free, but then that is who I am.

Yaahh right!! I had the same intentions yesterday and today I am already planning my next visit to Barb's to see my favorite brunette. Some rules and resolutions are just made to be broken. Wishing you good luck with your resolutions. ;)

Cato, Jessica may be a newbie under this handle, but a newbie she is not. I have met up with her off and on since she was with Studio C. If you are looking for hot body sliding with a lot of fabulous erotic play, take the time to see her. You will not be disappointed. IMHO, she is my gold standard by which I compare erotic massages. From the moment you arrive and until you leave, she will give 100% of her attention and keep you aroused the entire time, especially in the shower. To all, treat her well and respect her limits. She is a true gem.