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To the OP. If anyone does, they will not advertise it publically.. certification comes with rules.

Mine but I am not posting a pic lol

Hi Pete, I think she thinks I had a wild night lol hnh

Nope, not single. Getting the clothes to the dry cleaner was like a scene out of Ocean's Eleven.

This message is for some dancers.. not all! After a recent visit to one of my favourite SCs in Montreal I am forced to post this message. I will not mention the names of the dancers or club. I had a late client meeting and I decided to stop in on my way home. I was in a suit, something I don't normally wear to SCs. The attention was nice and a bit overwhelming. A stunning hottie finally got my attention and we chatted for a bit then went for a few dances. After the dances I had to use the washroom. As I walked in I could see a few guys looking at me a smiling, more like grinning like crazy. I looked in the mirror and I was covered in sparkles! They both said to me "Who danced for you? We are going to keep our distance!". I spent about 15 minutes trying to get the million sparkles infused in my clothing off but alas, no luck. I did manage to get them off my face. I didn't want anyone to think they hired male dancers :) I went back to finish my drink and another dancer came over I had seen a few times in the past but never had the chance to have a dance with. First thing she said was "Nice glitter" in French and giggled. Of course she convinced me into the CR and when I came out I passed by a mirror. I was so shocked I started laughing. She was behind me a few steps. Then she looked at me in the light and said "OMG I am so sorry!" I was covered in and orange/brown substance!... She said to me that she had used a self/spray tanner ? earlier on in the day. I guess it rubs off when you get hot and sweaty! It was her first time using it and she had never come to the club with it on before. Did I also mention I smelled great since she was also covered in perfume? She asked me for my number and promised to pay for the dry cleaning. Which I obviously refused. She was visibly upset and then she offered to make me dinner to make up for it. It was a very cute gesture. Told her if we saw each again and she still wanted to then maybe ;) I wasn't angry but please!! I told my friends and they were so typical. They laughed for about 15 minutes then asked if I would "bang" her lol In summary, I looked as though I had been in a wrestling match in a pit of mud and glitter that was scented with some hot sexy perfume. So here is my reminder list: 1- Tone the perfume 2- No glitter, sparkle, etc 3- Any dark coloured creams that rub off.. avoid! 4- Actually anything that causes your customer to have to burn their clothes and remove the first layer of skin in the shower should be avoided. Special mention items: Shower, gum etc.. the basics. Feel free to add to the list. hnh ps. The dry cleaner did clean the suit but the lady behind the counter always smiles at me now when I go there.

Did you mean extras? of out of club GFE? Been offered both most of the times I have been to SCs in various cities. I have rarely ever accepted but very flattered by the offers ;) The above formula is more relevant than you would think.

It happens. You did well with the communication. Perhaps she was not for you anyway. Better you find out with a no show, then an uninspired date. There are plenty of other very good and very professional cerbites here. If you are not too discouraged, try again. Take a look at the reccomendations here by city and I am sure you will find someone else. I hate hearing stories like that so I feel for you but did fine.

Hobby phones can also be an issue. Would be best if the professional lines are followed. We also need to be more 'discreet' by taking on more cautious behaviours such as turing off text alert sounds, and ringer etc. Either way, always a risk but the SP should have been more discreet.

Annessa Are you sure you're all not mindreaders ? or are those secret powers you can't discuss in public. I have been known to have been enchanted on a couple of occasions by some with special powers here ... ;)

I did want to add one that I forgot on my note. Thats the IDEA of loving someone. Another consuing one. Having a perception of being in love with someone that gets confused with reality. I know... more confusion.. but it's LOVE ! it's no really a consistent equation.

I had a few people not friend me in the beginning, SPs and others. It's totally understandable until people get to know you to a certain comfort level. I did not take offence. I actually appreciated the up front honesty. A pm was nice to have saying I can't friend you until "......". Actually, it was good for a relative newbie to CERB to have people tell me why they wouldn't or at least who they would consider a friend and why. I know many SPs get overloaded with pm and friend requests. I personally consider the friend part a friend. I have chatted with many of mine on my list. You know who you are :) Your advice and guidance has been greatly appreciated. This is a good thread.. maybe post it in the newbie section as well ;)

I had a few people not friend me in the beginning, SPs and others. It's totally understandable until people get to know you to a certain comfort level. I did not take offence. I actually appreciated the up front honesty. A pm was nice to have saying I can't friend you until "......". Actually, it was good for a relative newbie to CERB to have people tell me why they wouldn't or at least who they would consider a friend and why. I know many SPs get overloaded with pm and friend requests. I personally consider the friend part a friend. I have chatted with many of mine on my list. You know who you are :) Your advice and guidance has been greatly appreciated. This is a good thread.. maybe post it in the newbie section as well ;)

my answer is of course and too cool to need to answer the poll ;)

Geography does make a huge difference though..

I was checking into the Marriott the other day and there was a family in from the USA for a hockey tournament. The rooms were prepaid, they didn't have a cc and the front desk asked for a $350 cdn deposit. I still think prepaid cc's are the way to go.

I was lol when I read this one.. that was good! Low Mileage: to me is basically air dances or very light touching not in an erotic way. High Mileage: is basically everything else except, alot of heavy grinding, kissing, hand "massage" through the clothes, etc basically dressed sex.. your not hers ;) etc.... FS, CBJ, etc.. Lucky Mileage: Is when she whispers to you that she thinks you're hot, like your eyes and hands, that she is coming back to your hotel to show you what a real private dance is and why she is different from all the other women on the planet ;) at no charge... hehe ..lol... ;) Unlucky or Bad Mileage: No rythm...... or... bad breath..... or ignored the need for a shower ..... bf didn't know she was a dancer and found you with her on your lap.... and last but not least... bad MATH skills! There could be a few more... ugh I guess everyone has a little different interpretation, hope you liked mine!

What a topic. I have to say I must disagree with some or at least provide a different opinion. There obvious dilemma of confusing lust for love. Although it may seem easy to determine the difference between the two I propose it is very difficult when you are right in the middle of it. r100rs asked if he fell in love? I think you did. It's okay....obviously painful....but the fact that you fell in love with your SP doesn't de-value the reality of your feelings. Are you in love with her? Probably.. Are you in love with her, her soul, everything about her and who she really is? Hard to tell only you will know that. Some described the chemical bonds that are associated with the time spent and being intimate with someone. The chemical reactions formed with the prolonged exposure to someone you connect with, share moments, being erotic and enjoying each other's company. The chemical reactions that are created and that your body longs for and eventually needs. Perhaps it is just chemistry but I think these are the side effects for falling for someone. Love can have many spectrums, many intensities, many chemical levels. It could be that simple actually. I mentioned confusing lust and love earlier.. but loving someone and being in love can also be confusing... I guess my point is that.. yes you can fall in love here... both sides can.. how you deal with it.. well each person has their own way I guess.. Can it be painful? certainly.. but then again life is full of pain and happiness.. We are human after all but I guess some days it could be easier to be trees! r100rs... I hope heart is feeling better ! hnh ps If I have confused you by reading this well ..... it is a text about love you know.. :)

Nice.. I'll be at Barbs tomorrow.. will look for a catfight! lol

Annessa if the rest of the world shared your views people just might be happier. quote=Annessa2009;98751]*applause* and theres nothing wrong with that my dear...as long as you're not neglecting the ones you love and yourself via morals, you're good :-)

Hi Strider: I travel quite a bit as well so here is my take: Alberta: Dear god! stay away from the SCs. Now if you are from Alberta and have never been to a SC anywhere else on the planet then you are fine. But if you have been to a SC anywhere else on the planet... don't bother going to one in Alberta. I went the French Maid. Lasted 21 minutes.. the shock of the experience as described above took days for it to wear off. Had to come back to Montreal to be cured. BC: I'm in Vancouver all the time but the last time I went to a SC was over 10 years ago. Was a close second to Alberta. I was traumatized, had more fun watching the whales humping at the Vancouver Aquarium. The dancers had to be behind a 'fence" to keep teh freaks away from them. Things may have changed since then so I will keep an open mind next time I go there. Sask: Never been to a SC.. nervous to be honest since my Calgary French Maid experience. Manitoba: Forgot the name but went near the Winnipeg airport. Was okay.. maybe a dozen dancers. Can't remeber if there was CR only went in out of curiosity and I had to catch a flight. Will definately stop by next time I am there. Ontario: Well.. hmmmm... lets see.. I have been violated in a good way from Windsor, Niagara, Toronto to Ottawa. They are all open concept CRs but that did not seem to stop anyone from making things work. I never go FS in a club and rarely take extras but they are offered all across ON. I am still exploring Ottawa but my favs in TO are Whisky a go go, Brass Rail (Upper), Cannonball... The Airport Strip is a tourist trap with some of the hottest women in the planet. Prepare to be treated like an ATM by extremely hot women. Atlantic Canada: Been there many time but haven't been to an elusive SC. Maybe Emma or Willow will take me there in Halifax ;) Montreal: We could start a whole new thread on this.. Full Service in the West: Hill Top and Frontiere.. easiest for Ottawa people coming into to town. Frequented by Pornstars and alike. Not fancy but very hot women! West-Island: Source du Sexe and Chez Francis both near the airport. The source just went contact.. probably the last in Montreal to do so. Chez Francis has the private booths.. extras are rare as management keeps a close eye but contact is very close! Closer to Downtown: Les Amazones.. ANy Concordia Student who attended the Loyola Campus must have been a regular lol. Any give night 20+ hotties.. semi private booths.. very clean always up to date..ymmv ! Across the street are well known 'hourly' hotels.. probbaly booked solid by agencies and SP all over Montreal. Most have the rue St-Jacques specials since driver can basically park there and nver leave lol. To my defence I have never seen an SP in Montreal.. my home town. Downtown: Too many to mention but Cleopatra and Kingdom on St-Laurent. I believe Cleo's building is going to be demolished for new Condos.. I doubt they will disappear though.. Very popular club for locals and dancers.. They will find some new real estate. Super Sexe for the tourists.. but very Hot Women. Wandas on Crescent.. locals avoid but tourists love it. There are another 20+ clubs.. I haven't been to most.. I need to sleep as well lol Special mention should go to Solid Gold north of the City. Well run, hot women, great CR and privates. Beautiful dancers. We need a new thread ...

Just curious.. why not just get a prepaid cc and put the cash on it? or is the issue total anonymity ? I don't really have this issue as I do 75+ nights a year in hotels anyway for work so perhaps I can't grasp the issue.

Cato... I do love this thread!

Just my two cents.. Life just becomes complicated when it doesn't have to be. If you truly didn't care about the expectations of others, things might be much simpler probably even happier. It's taking that first step that makes it difficult. I am not great oracle of wisdom. There are things I need look at in the mirror for sure..but.. well... complicated might just be the right word for me. Each life has it's own story.. mine is similar to many and different than most :)

It is common enough.. there are SPs even here on CERB who want to -pre-qualify clients. For what ever the reason.. it is understandable. The existance of boards like these help us pre-qualify SPs so why not the reverse. The reality is this community does have "creepers" as one SP described mentioned to me when I first met her. They want to weed them out as well and make sure they are safel. That's way more important than the potential money they would make. From what I understand SPs communicate more than we think with each other so go with the rule of thumb! "Act nicely, be treated nicely... act poorly!, be treated poorly"

There must be more to the story.. Just like a job interview.. ;) If you ask someone to be a reference and they say no.. then there must be something they do not feel comfortable vouching for.. and like many thing in this community... ymmv!