Annessa

oh no I'm fully aware that it is a contest and that the name-change is temporary until they "find their missing T". I just dont find it funny...theres so many people on Facebook groups trying to shut the stations contest down saying "aw comonnn guys! its a joke! hahaha...you got suckered!" you can bet I had a mouthfull to give those guys...Its not a funny joke by any means and certainly ther are way more ideas for contests out there than something that stupid

definitely....I always used to flip between 88.5 and 89.9 because they were close on the dial and I hate lots of commercials during short drives...now I'll definitely deal with the commercials instead of this garbage.

well said...I like the term secret society, :-) kinda remins me of this movie I saw where all were part of a secret gang of sorts but all had daily lives...and wouldpass each other in day to day public places, there was a smile and nod without stopping and they all moved on....c'est comme ca!

ok so I thought I mis-heard it at first on the radio a couple days back when the jingle for a local Ottawa pop station came on and instead of saying "the new HOT 89.9!" said ...drum roll.... "the NEW HO 89.9!!" at first i thought I mis-heard it..or that they chenged their name to "haute" and I wasn't hearing the word properly.... this evening I passed a sign in my neighborhood on a bus-shelter just the same as the one in the article linked below in the ottawa Citizen, you can bet I'm pissed, my son LOVES that station and loves pop music but I am boycotting this station and sending them a letter in the morning...what a sick idea for a contest ..."help us find out T and you get 10, 000$! oh we hate our new name! please help!" puh lease!! if you ask me, these people already need help if they're going to bleep out every use of the word "hoe" in their songs but take on the title for their STATION's NAME just for the sake of a contest! they even have a morning show that USED to be called the morning HOT tub....guess what its called now? "the Morning HO tub"!! W....T....F??????? here is the link to the article, it was also a main story on the local evening news on CTV last night. I'm disgusted, anyone with me please send your thoughts to them as well as I will be sending in my two cents in the morning! http://www.ottawacitizen.com/news/name+contest+striking+discord+among+listeners/2766168/story.html

yup thats it, gritty lil pieces of magic grease remover...mmm...with a candy orange smell.

There is this orange scrub soap that is really tough on grease, I used to use it when I did print-press stuff and it would get the oil-based inks and stains out of my hands and nails like magic! is that the same stuff that mechanics use? this one wasn't smelly...it would smell like orange candy after! :-)

LOL i definitely dont glam up on an everyday thing like that...but I just have terrible luck running into clients when I'm in my sweats! lol. Its funny the same pospect client who came up and said hi in the pharmacy has a son that attends my son's daycare as i discovered...no more dropping off the kid in the morning while wearing pyjama pants and a hoodie! haha

exactly, I always wait for a client to make their first move when it comes to saying hi in public. Only if I'm having a makeup-less bad hair day or its a definite laundry day I'm usually the one looking at the ground and avoiding a client in public, hehe. funny story, I had an eye infection and had to take a week off last year till it cleared up...the day I went to the doctor to check it out he put bright orange drops in my eyes to get a better look at my eyeballs surface. turns out everything was fine but he sent me to the local pharmacy to perscribe me drops while I had a zombie-looking eye coz the damn dye wouldnt wash out of my already pink-ish eyeball! of course in the pharmacy, I run into one ex-boyfriend I still have a crush on and one clients and one potential client I had met socially through cerb! The one prospect client comes up and says hi..even tho I didnt make eye contact (for obvious reasons, lol!!) anyway we had a good laugh at how gross my eye looked....but yeah very embarassing :oops: so probably a good thing for the guys to know that generally if a girl doesnt make eye contact its not you....it could be her eyeball!..(or something else) hehe

If a client is alone I wont stare at the floor right away should eye contact occur, but if it does I generally just smile and go about whatever I was doing etc....like I would with any stranger I pass in the grocery store etc. Its a subtle type of ignoring, but one thats not rude or would cause anyone around you to think anything of it note: not to be done if they are walking with a significant other. (!!) lol my advice, dont approach them or say hi, but dont act like their presence makes you want to crawl out of your skin either by being cold...who knows, the poor fella might think that it's a reaction that was reflecting on your last encounter...and strangely you never hear from him again.

you may want to give a few more details as per the type of event and the age range of yourself and the event-goers. may ladies in a public setting would rather not seem like they were hired if they were too old or too young for the event. Aside from that perhaps go into a teeny bit of detail as to what kind of formal event this is. ie. is it a high-school reunion dance or is it an awards ceremony-type thing or a wedding etc etc etc, As everyone in this business should have great conversation skills but if the conversation has to be very specific you should let any interested ladies know

this is one of the main reasons I appreciate the edit feature, there have been many times where I have asked my clients to edit their recos concerning me as they have given too much detail or mentioned something that was private between the two of us or gave a way too much personal info about me etc. Not every guy knows the rules about posting recos and not every girl's standards for recos are the same.

I posted on a bunch of my friends' facebook wall "I'm pregnant, its your's" but I only posted it on female-friends walls, lol

if you buy one for your fave lady...make sure you buy one that is sized accordingly. I had one client try and impress me by taking me on a shopping trip to AFS...whatever...the pump didnt fit properly (for someone who was buying for me as a regular...it seemed he was all too excited about the toy and not how it would fit.) there are different sizes.....figure out (and maybe shop with the lady in mind...or even with u) what size she may be....otherwise the pump will never attach or suction properly and the whole idea will literally be a toy worth nothing.....but the idea will be nice, lol in the long run, having used the fitting ones and non fitting ones, if you're able to arouse a lady or tease her bits properly (because a pump is only really used to create extra blood-flow and sensitivity to an otherwise non-stimulated clitoris IMO)...a pussy pump is really not needed....and in my opinion, highly overrated.

I too get a little sour when ladies dont respond....know in the future if you ever need a reference from a gent I've seen, Tracie you can count on me! :-)

port is my favorite things to drink when out ...if the restaurant has a nice one. Taylor Fladgate 10-year tawny and the Warres Otima 10-year are my two faves.

its funny, I seem to remember a poll on this last year put out by one of the SPs. whatever you decide to do with your hair I'm sure you will look lovely tho! :-)

I have a favorite pair of fishnet thigh-highs....I find that no matterwhat you're wearing, they go with everything...pink and black lacy numbers....solids...REDs especially, they're so flattering... I love em and I love the way they make me feel :-) moreso, I love the look on my victim's face when he gets a feel of them underneath my skirt....priceless :-)

lol, well I'm sure something like that would take at least a liiiiitle bit f time to be processed into err...manjuice after, lol. But yes, excellent point, haha.

we will have to get together for oysters girl! I love em too :-) other foods that are natural aphrodesiacs: honey saffron asparagus (yes! asparagus! makes you think differently about family dinners now eh?) scallops I made a meal for valentines day for a friend once that had all of the above in it, scallops glazed in honey sprinkled with saffron and paired with grilled asparagus. the appetizer was fresh oysters and dessert was dark chocolate lava cake....and of course the second dessert was me ;-) hehe an entire 3 course meal.....made of nothing but aprodesiacs..mmmmm!

see you there! xo

Sierra is my fave! she does really playful couples dances...very cool chick. I missd her unfortunately the other night as she came in later than I was there so we got a dance from another lovely lady. Kkottawa, I left her a note, tell her to email me if u see her! xoxo ;-)

lol! on a not so funny note, isnt discussing the exchange of sex for money in a public place (ie. a bar?) illegal? online its ok because its not a "place" per se. I would just pick a lady of your choice online if you're willing to pay and then you can both meet at a place together. Of the places mentioned I dont thik you will find any ladies sitting waiting for their vicims - I mean encounters! (jus kiddin ;-)

I'd like to think that the ladies have each other's backs WAY more here on CERB tho than in a strip club ;-)

a particular Cerb member who wished to remain annonymous had this to say, it a perspective I didnt even consider: (add: he was a bouncer for strip clubs) "....correct. not only do they cause grief to the other girls but also to the club itself. When I was brought into the biz it was to clean up a particular bar due to the fact the milliage was getting a little too long. Not only is drama with the girls being caused she also may be causing a rift between herself and the lads hired to protect her. I know i was somewhat slower to respond to a girl who was breaking the rules or to take her side in an argument with a client. It directly affects these lads also unlike the girls The door staff in a strip club is usually a bit older and they are well paid by the club to protect the clubs intrests. So if there are girls thinking that that they can get away with a little more then the rest of them. well a direct confrontaion would most likley not happen. But there is more then one way to skin a cat."

Guys, I wouldnt encourage her to get flax from her fellow competition. Shes new to the biz and i really think she should ween out the drama. I've sat in CRs getting dances with buds...the bouncer always comes over to make sure the girl isnt offering herself too much to the guy, its not for her protection at that point and I'll admit I've sucked on a gals tit in the CR...but kissing is something that not ALL strippers are willing to do...it makes all their jobs harder when one girl is offering it right beside them and their guy says "so wheres MY kiss eh sweetie?" you just have to think about it like that. I'm no stripper like I said, but I know pleanty of the politics of Strip clubs between the gals...and its UGLY. I'd rather not sweet Bella have to deal with all that crap. sorry guys but you have a differnt angle (from the chair, lol) of the way things go behind the scenes there. Not razzing on you men here just tryin to look out for her. as the CR generally has no real YMMV policy if one drunken guy sees that another girl is giving more milage because her client and her tend to click durring a dance-session more on an intimate level than what hes getting. if you have to kiss, or rubb your pussy up against a bare leg or put your breast in his mouth or whatever your hightened milage may be above other girls in the CR, Bella, the key is discretion...do it discreetly and teasingly...no prolonged high-school make-out sessions or it will send some very bad vibes all around...well except to your client, which may be a temporary great score for more dances $$$....but in the long-run create a lot of anger and jealousy towards you amongst other girls there (especially being the new girl) that you may not be ready to deal with. I'll admit, you're not there to make friends, but I've heard of some girls going through some very drastic measures to ween out their cometition (ie. claiming they saw a client finger you etc) you DONT need that. my two cents, I'd like to hear another dancer or lady chime in here not just the guys who say its ok....frankly, I think this is a question that should have been posted to the ladies only, as only other girls or other dancers will be able to give her an honest (and non biased) opinion