Annessa

Happy Birthday Dummpy... I hope today you got to unwrap a couple "presents", hehehe

agreed! Ottawa has the 'conservative" reputation of being very proper and centered around our supposed political standings. But seeing these so called "educated advocates" (aka, opinionated a**-kissers) try and win over the general public with insane numbers, ridiculous claims, and what they consider "bold messages" to businesses that are causing less harm than they lead the public to believe make me want to run for prime minister, lol ok granted, there may be a few scandals due to a political leader being found out as a past escort.....but I think in that case I may at least sway the male population right? LOL

the latest comment to this piece of literary garbage (that focuses of the words "day and night, and 24/7, too much it makes me wonder [again] if a journalist temp wrote it) is awesome, and I think it says what we're all thinking..... : "It looks like Mammoliti has pulled the wool over born in coookoo Toronto's eyes. How do you think our Ward got this bad in the past 15 years? It's only during election times that George comes out of the woodwork for his photo ops. Do you really think that taping a letter to the door of the spa in front of all the cameras is going to scare everyone away? ... Perhaps you should do your homework and dig into the City Council documents to find out how many problems night clubs have had their liquor licenses approved by George, knowing about past shootings and other problems. Don't be naive in thinking these establishments haven't come under fire long before George came along with cameras. George is not empowered to do the job of the police." amen.....politicians fighting the "good fight" and justifying these places as attractions for violence....well I went out last weekend and saw a girl start a 20-person brawl outside Pub 101 in the Market....tonight there were two people stabbed on the same corner, it was already on the radio when I was cabbing home......bars, spas, house-parties in the suburbs where kids have nothing better to do......sh*t happens everywhere. tell you what, lets go start taping letters to all the "danger-zones" in hopes that the world will be a better place. whos with me?.....no-one?....thats what I thought but if you're being documented on camera and are running for a politcal standing, it *may* get you brownie-points right? (and yes that was sarcastic) give me a break. political brown-nosers with disregard for the "bigger picture" or "seeing the forest through the trees" make me want to run for political parties......and I REALLY hate politics, lol

very odd but I have to ask for clarification, was her distaste and rejection fueled by a bartering for price over services. ie. you didnt want sex, just cuddling, so what was the rate for that? or was it based on the fact that she wouldnt see you unless you got her off? (even if you didn't) if it was the first option (which is ok...it happens) some ladies see the "just cuddling" or "just a HJ" proposition as a means to bartering...which can offend some ladies who charge by their time regardless of what level of intimacy you're looking for. Often I have responded quite frankly to emails with requests like this trying to educate that its not the act but our time and intimate devotion to you that decides the donation. Now, if it was the later situation thats very selfish of the SP to not respect your wishes. But like some said prior, laying out the expectations in an email or phone conversation can defibitely easily prevent that kind of situation.....very sorry u had to go through that :-(

Bahahahahaha.....cant top juvenile fetal incest! lmao! as per your couch....nothingwrong with that, its a comfy couch and def more high quality that any motel. i recommend the treadmill tho for an interesting story, ;-) heheh

not incredibly wild but the fiance (at the time) and i took a road-trip to toronto togetther....got into some dirty-talk that resulted in us pulling over on the side of the road an route at 4pm, opening the trunk and him undoing his zipper with my skirt hiked up accordingly.....when a car zoomed by he acted like he was helping me search for something in the trunk however as "cookie-time" came I think we didnt give a damn about the last two cars passing and just hoped that there were no children in those passers-by :-) a fling of mine worked for a trendy Japonese Restaurant downtown and around this time of year they close up their side summer patio, pushing all the chairs behind a big tarp....this was before there was a closed-in gate separating it from the sidewalk of a busy Street....before meeting some of our friends for his birthday dinner, we snuck in there and took advantage of the panty-less underlay of my dress, trying to be quiet as its right beside a well known fry-shack.....funny thing is, one of the contractors and managers walked out for a cigarette and had about a 20 min convo after we were done right on the other side of the tarp that was sheilding us from everyone....definitely frightfully funny and trying not to giggle, we were late for our dinner reservation, but dude got a great pre-birthday present....i actually had a chuckle tonight when I was in the market passing by the tarped up side-patio-chairs, lol

still cant really decide if this is about a SP or just a gold-digger, LOL Shakin Hands: Nickelback She had her eyes on the prize as the girl next door You grow up quick when you grow up poor It?s the only way to LA that she knows The Hollywood pose teeth, tits, and drawers It didn?t take her long to leave the boulevard So many Five Star friends with black credit cards She?d try anything once Cause anything goes It never comes easy when you?re digging for gold Well she ain?t no Cinderella When she?s getting undressed ?Cause she rocks it like the naughty wicked witch of the west Far too pretty to be giving it cheap That?s why she?s making six figures working three days a week Yeah she?d even break a promise in the promise-land She didn?t make it this far by just shakin? hands She?d take your money make it twice as hot as anyone can She didn?t make it this far by just shakin? hands I doubt she?d even let the devil buy her little black book City Hall would probably fall off if anyone got a look Every A list player is a favorite friend Says they all taste the same in the back of a vans A congressman would call her every once in a while Got the school girl skirt on the top of the pile She?d done everyone once And everyone knows You got to get a little dirty when you?re digging for gold Well she ain?t no Cinderella When she?s getting undressed ?Cause she rocks it like the naughty wicked witch of the west Far to pretty to be giving it cheap That?s why she?s making six figures working three days a week Yeah she?d even break a promise in the promise-land She didn?t make it this far by just shakin? hands She?d take your money make it twice is hot as anyone can She didn?t make it this far by just shakin? hands Well someone spilled the beans and now her name?s in the press Tough to keep it all a secret when you?re one of the best The judge is going easy because he paid for her chest Yeah he loves his naughty wicked witch of the west Well she ain?t no Cinderella When she?s getting undressed ?Cause she rocks it like the naughty wicked witch of the west Far to pretty to be giving it cheap That?s why she?s making six figures working three days a week Yeah she?d even break a promise in the promise-land She didn?t make it this far by just shakin? hands She?d take your money make it twice is hot as anyone can She didn?t make it this far by just shakin? hands

cordsboy, I'm kidding about the piece of paper, lol....that obviously doesnt exist, but its like saying going through the motions of a right of passage doesnt make you a pro...yanno? and I see what you're saying Wrinkled but I think we're talking about university kids. who are over the age of 17 anyway all I'm sayin is lots of people seem to be brushing off the vent coz its just accepted that young ppl are allowed to be ignorant etc, its just accepted......and i find it too bad :-(

I have taken one photo from my album that was heavily edited...it made my back-side looked like it fit in a teacup....hot photo, but poorly represented. strangely, I got more business when members discovered I had more meat on my rear that that pic led on! as per the more clothed shots, I agree...leave more to the imagination and you are doing yourself a favour ladies. thats why my last shoot was clothed. I think the episode of "secret Diary of a Callgirl" said it best...when she graduated to courtesan, she shot a clothed shoot....turned to the camera and said "the less you show, the more you cost" girls on CL posting pics of their rear raised to the camera could learn something from this, lol

I would have to agree with Erin's motion here. strangely when SPs vent about the ignorance or newbie potential clients or vent about the spoiled gents who try and barter because they['ve been spoiled their entire life being told they can get it if they wanted it blah bleh.....etc etc...in these cases, proper members chime in that these kids are news and need a slap on the face etc....i see the wast of something that ppl should be appreciating but are just abusing (education) as no different ignorance like this on these threads is backed up by numerous members saying "they're young...they just dont get it" and so on why should this be any different? and why should any ppl be attacked for having said opinions about the youth of today when it comes to formal education.....but its alright to jump on the opinionated bandwagon about cerb-related etiquette? Life experience (as one member was kind enough to point out) is what it all boils down to....not the degree you achieved before taking on the cushy waitress job. prime example...experience will always favour over a piece of paper. you could have a piece of paper that says at the age of 16 you lost your virginity....it doesnt mean that you are well knowledged in the real world of other etiquettes. anyone get my comparison here? art or biology major....who cares...in the end its not about what you do...but how well you do it and what you plan to do with it, something kids who said "eeny-meeny-miney-moe" when choosing their careers may not entirely understand. That being said, opinions on the "future generation" are not angst-ridden vents IMO, but an expression of the distaste for the lack of responsability of those who will be put in charge before many of us will due to their willing to work for less when they graduate

did you get a lecture or did you give one? hehe lets go for coffee sometime, LOL

Erin, when you say smart stuff it makes me want to do duos with you i always thought when they talked about a "body of water" between Greece and Turkey they were talking about gel bras given out as gifts at Thanksgiving by hippie aunts (you laugh, but its happened!).... KIDDING!...about the Thanksgiving gel bras part ;-) seriously, you and me and many ladies are fortunate enough to have that wonderful thing called "life experience", "tact" and (cant think of the name of it but it goes something like...) "the ability to act with our brains instead of the spaces in our craniums filled with air and google searches for term- papers). its something you learn to laugh about...no wait...AT!...eventually. But being 27 and working at a dumb retail store (La Senza) where my boss was three years younger than me and all my co-workers took sick-days because the day before their boyfriends broke up with them while whimpering about how their life was so hard and their rent cost $350 between 4 girls in the Carleton U area.....well you get my point I had a day-dream where i wrangled this really annoying ginger girl's neck who I worked with at LaSenza while saying "my rent is $950, you 22 year old flake....oh and BTW.. your boyfriend is 23......stop dissecting every muffin your boyfriend brings you at lunch before you eat the mashed-up crumbs, thinking that it could potentially contain a hidden engagement ring!! (coz seriously, he worked at staples and was a giant player.....and was *drum roll...*.....23!!!!!)).....at the end of the dream I think I envisioned stabbing her with her kitten stilettos (which was her excuse to go home crying in once because she didn't plan her foot-wear accordingly [it was the same night as a concert she had tickets to...coincidentally].....strangely, she wore the same shoes the next day....? Bright or dumb, I couldn't decide, lol), stealing the store-keys from her in the reverie (stupid "key-holders" who make 20-cents more per hour...validate me!...no wait....use me! haha) and closing up the store with her dead corpise strategically holding a spoon to her wrist......SOMEONE had to make it look like she put SOME effort into something for once! (*chuckle*) " and yes I've been drinking and ranting.....but kids in college and uni who thrive of of mummy and daddy's tuition coverage or get what they think are "real life jobs" (*cough*at rideaucentre* cough*) yet still withhold a highschool mentality need to be shipped to a third-word country with ONLY one outfit....or stripped of their parent-paid CCs and easy-going lifestyles and moved to a cardboard box in an alley in East-side Vancouver to get things in perspective. seriously Erin, the flakes that are commenting in lectures (and by the way....I'm always up for going to one of these "lectures" which ends up being a burn at the stakes of the flakes.....call me) are riding on mummy and daddy's tuition offerings and raising their hands for what they think are "brownie points"...but are definitely the opposite (they dont realize it tho....so its funny.....seriously, call me the next time you have a lecture....*evil laugh*)...anyone who actually wanted to be there and had worked long and hard and paid their own tuition rater than choosing the program that woukd best prove themselves to their parents wouldn't have made a claim similar to the ditz who said that rice-ism existed (racism). was running rampant in our society grocery stores...and that it only meant the favoritism over brown or white rice mind you, even that would be creative "end rant"

argh! apologies to everyone I told I was going to be there to....after too many late nights I managed to sleep through all my alarms and crash till 3pm! Guess my body needed it tho! lol...be there nextime for sure!

really? I thought it was because labelling it under "dumpy" would raise waitress eyebrows, lol

I have to retract my high favor for the delta hotel. while it is a great hotel with very beautiful beds and generally no questions asked service, I have booked reservations ahead of time there only to be grilled and embarassed in front of lobby-dwellers as to why I was an ottawa resident trying to book a room and then refused a room. they said it was because I could only pay cash (I am still re-establishing my credit so it will be a bit before I can qualify for a credit card), they also said that ALL hotels had just adopted that policy.......however, they then offered to call a few surrounding hotels to see if they could accomodate me (ie. their "new hotel policy in the Ottawa area" line was b.s.) They put me up at Crown Plaza in a Key-Card Entry only (after 9pm) -room....it didnt set me back all that being said I was with a girlfriend tonight having a major fight with her fiance...she asked if I knew any hotels that had balconys or at least had smoking....the crown plaza was a little out of her budget so I said try delta...if she had a credit card there should be no question....ottawa resident or not....they took all the booking information until I said she was an ontario resident.....they said regardless of her having a CC she could not check in because they no longer accept ottawa or gatineau residents because of "too many problems" if you're visiting ottawa, go for it, but I have a feeling this place has flagged too many escort-related visits and has their walls up now....TO ANYONE...and I'm thinking there is a bit of a female bias there too...heck if I was an older business-man arriving back into Ottawa on a late flight, I'm not sure if there would have been such a fuss. but the fact that they threw my girlfriend who had nowhere else to go into the "same category" (whatever that means) made me lose all respect for that establishment

if the location is still the same as the one you mentioned in your email I may not be attending. the location you suggested is far too quiet during lunch hours and I know all the staff so if any of them or patrons overhear any convo which will be very likely (seriously, sometimes I feel like I have to whisper in that place at lunch-time) I will be outing myself. if the location changes PM me. until then, I would ask that you reconsider the location as I dont think its fit for a meeting like this....too small ...too quiet

with the olympics fast approaching, there could even be more variations of sports to watch and fun to be had ;)

agreed, Theres been enough threads with some posters even in this thread posting their defense to their preferences....it would be hypocritical to jump on others for their's. tisk tisk

interesting tidbit: I had an awesome converstion with a guy at the bar tonight. where i said my father was a professor at a university in ottawa....the man then asked "what is he a professor in?" I drew a blank and realized I had no clue. why? because I said that details of the question 'what do you do/what have you done/where have you been in life" never really were my first questions to ask people I just met.....and that I considered them kinda superficial. Ask me what some of my clients do for a living and I will honestly say that if it was mentioned in one conversation in our first meeting, I will probably not remember...not because I dont care, but because its not important to me for those 2 hours we're together....sometimes I joke and say "you can tell me you work for NASA....I'm not going to look u up" same goes for relationship questions. are you single? tends to be a question that describes to some what stage in life you're in. And obviously some dont really understand that with our proffession, its not exactly the easiest path to keep a long-lasting relationship on the side. I've been smugged by clients saying "oh suuuuuure, single eh? I'm sure you have the guys throwing themselves at you left right and center!" it makes me wonder: if you asked the question, and I answered it truthfully, what the heck are u going to gain by basically calling me a liar? unless I have a very personal bond with a client I dont go into details about my personal life. obviously I cant hide the fact that I've had a child etc, but the less a client knows, the better IMO. Its not lying, its just discovering through trial and error what your comfortable with. That and Ottawa is such a small town sometimes!

extremely well put mod and fortunateone. I had a caller today...ask about all my restrictions very politely and then ask: "are your prices reasonable?" I was kinda stumped because this has actually never been a question (at least in this form) I've been faced with. what is "reasonable"??? I then said, "well, value is in the eye of the beholder, and we all know you get what you pay for". he chuckled and agreed...he was obviously nervous and said he was a part time student etc.....I had to cut him off nicely tho and I told him my rate and that it was firm and he politely said "oh my! ok well sorry to have taken your time, thank you" I said "no worries" as thats probably the most polite reply to my rates I've received in a long time. still....i got off the phone and thought to myself....'reasonable rate?' ...?

funny....this just made me remember my days working at La Senza. There was a memo put out that there was a very real "panty theif" (thats literally what they called him!) who would send in girls to distract the sales reps on the floor and then he'd swoop in with a large bag just wandering making sure no-one was looking.....then he'd go to the panty tables, open the droors and stuff hundreds of folded panties into his backsack as he looked like he was tyeing his shoe. we actually caught him and his comrades on security video and were made to watch it after. it was creepy. they apparently sold them online or something.....the "panty theif" is very real!! lol.......... .....hes just not getting the full deal cuz they're new tho ;)

well if they're my nice pairs I definitely get them back...I'm fussy with panties like I am with Jeans, lol....if I have a pair I love (aka: make my ass look fantastic) I dont let them outta my sight! lol Labrador: I totally didnt notice my 400 count! yay!....wait.....does this mean you broke your 69 post count that you swore you'd stick at just to tell me that? *feels special* ;)

first off I dont want to consider this so much of a rant but more of a word of advice to clients. (will admit tho, its a bit of a rant) Clients: following up with your emails that are very specific to dates and times you have requested when you get an asap response is very important sometimes I consider myself immaculate at answering emails...especially those those that ask for certain time frames that are of the extremely near future. If I get an email like that and I have to run out on errands I will even send another email saying I will be away from my computer and to contact me via my cell. For example, if someone asks about my afternoon or evening with a bit of a sense of urgency in their tone and I reply within 15 minutes (as Im at my computer the most during the day) .....and I go through the efforts of giving a detailed map of my schedule (which in most cases is wide open) then receive no feedback as to yes or no (or sometimes I do!) while I'm wondering if I should make my dentist appointment for the hours they requested.......i get a lil tiffy. maybe my offered schedule doesn't mesh with theirs, perhaps they have changed their mind.....but I responded asap, and No one likes looking like a needy SP sending the 2nd email....."errr.....are you still interested in seeing me? you seemed pretty sold" lol I've had clients tell me they'd be in town on a certain day and want to see me from x-hour to x-hour ask my donation and say 'wonderful, I will PM when I arrive and check in'...and never hear from them again despite my reminder email a couple days prior...of course to no response. clients that text me asking if I'm available the next night at x-time, I say yes so I pencil in a babysitter, then cancel it the next night due to not hearing from them, then get texted at the last minute an hour before our scheduled date asking if I'm still available. ??? now to the no-response (after apparently avidly claiming they're looking for my services due to my recommendations etc) I usually brush it aside and move forward (as i say "first CONFIRM, first serve") but I always have to wonder....would it kill u to just follow up, state that plans changed etc? I for one write even my potentials in my daytimer, and if i can schedule around them, I will. OBVIOUSLY we never make solid bookings till we have all the info but gentlemen, know that sometimes we are doing you a favor in giving you the benefit of the doubt that if you dont want to schedule anymore, you wont leave us hanging. And that most of us will at least keep in our heads that we "may" have a call for the time and date you requested. After all, some of us have outside-work plans to fit around these calls or family obligations etc. I realize that many gents may send their email request-letters to multiple SPs, but I find that its never a bad thing to say (if you've already got a reply from someone else) that you already booked with someone else who replied first. trust me, it doesnt hurt our feelings! what makes me angry is clearing my schedule of plans that will make escaping impossible (loosely of course) because someone has said they want to see me...especially if I reply right away or they have agreed and expressed genuine excitement about our arrangement working out. *deep breath*....all better :) ok so it has turned into a rant, but bottom line is dont leave the lady-workers hanging, trust me, a proper business-woman will understand and probably thank you for it so she can adjust her daytimer. Most of us try our best to accommodate all your emails and requests. The least clients can do is say "thank you for your reply, but someone else emailed me back first" (or whatever the reason for not following up may be :)) I am happy that this is the most real and upfront business sometimes when approached from a business perspective....you know we see other people, we know timing may have been better for other people to see you...also (on both sides) intrusions get in the way of having fun sometimes. Thats just life. Lets just all work on not keeping each other in the dark, it will IMO make everything run smoothly :)

being a commando girl normally I sometimes forget to put my underwear back on or just make a point of putting it back in my purse upon leaving a call. I'm sure I've only left one behind once tho by accident a while back....obviously that wouldnt be such a nice thing for the wifey to find, lol I have had a client ask once for a pair of my knickers because I had to cancel on our regular date a couple times due to unforseen circumstances. I considered it a fair trade-off but i made sure that I wore a pair that I didnt really care about getting back

just a thought, you should always offer a number you can be reached at if you are looking for an incall. Myself and many ladies often don't take bookings for ins unless their client can offer a phone number in the case that a customer is running late, no show or there is an emergency. Thanks for the recommendation, Erin :)