Annessa

i found a half dime bag of weed sandwiched between the covers of a bible once. i took the bible out while a guy friend was visiting between calls to be funny...swearing on the open book etc...(yes may not be funny to certain) we got a giggle out of the irony...then a baggy fell on my lap. seeming as how i dont smoke weed except to go to sleep i passed it off to my buddy. gotta hand it to the original owner...good hiding place....but do you REALLY want someone finding anything like that in you room??

if you are a lady doing an outcall....millions of buttons can add to a full half hour getting re-dressed, lol.....snap-buttons are good for that in this case. but a million teeny pearly buttons can be a big hassle.....unless a hobbiest is willing to factor in to their time how long it takes us to get primped and ready for the outside world afterwards. translation: if it takes a half hour to unbotton her, its going to take a half hour for her to button herself up....if you booked an hour....well....lol ;) an easy one-piece dress that slides off and slides on easily (without panties of course) is a most functional attire

very good points raised Samantha. there could be a sample idea as I said...However, what if the gents just aren't into half the lady-types that participate...and judging by all the responses here there are women of many types responding. you are right in saying that everyone should get their money's worth.....but the catch to that is how do we do so in a perfect situation without certain ladies being left out...or other ladies saying because they did more "work" they deserve more reimbursement. its a tough call.... i say the flat fee covers all the ladies (regardless of taste) so that every lady is financially covered and if the men choose to partake or not due to their flavour, it be their choice....however an equal balance of types of ladies should be provided. you never know....a gent who claims he only likes one type pf SP may have an eye opening experience due to variety!

now keep in mind Zoe, like I said i didnt want it to turn into a do-and-do-not do thread or a thread on the basics of proper hobbiest hygene or etiquette. This is more of an "extra mile" subject the things you mentioned after suit the thread tho! :-)

I would say that the gentlemen would have to pay a deposit for both their stay and a *small* deposit for the ladies by credit card to the organizer. this would be to cover no-shows. say upon arrival they are due to pay the rest of the deposit, which would give them a run with each of the ladies and cover some of our costs. If the gentlemen wish to see one of the ladies again it is settled in cash between the two of them privately. This way it doesn't give men "unlimited fun" rights with all the ladies but gives them a very proper sample and if they would like to come back for more the choice is up to them and the SP involved. as for toiletries and booze etc, I thik those things should be up to the SP. I mean we all have our own stuff already, condoms aren't a big deal to buy, I'm very picky about the lube and toiletries I use and well if the gentlman would like to bring a bottle of wine...that should be up to him. I would probably provide some anyway. I actually like the idea of having it in the maritimes. St Johns is beautiful around that time of year I hear, and I have never been. that and I have a love foir fresh seafood, and pubs that know how to "have a time" as they say down there, lol

aw guys! my bum is blushing!! thanks :-) :oops:

is this only for the guys?? I jest! (partially) hehehehehe

hehe...but WHO would dress like that on a date?...*ponders*...then *chuckles* ;-)

hmmm...I need a vacation ;-)

great thread Veronika, I always never wear jeans on a date because I find some men find it distracts from class at times and want to see skirts or business attire...but its interesting to see that a few blokes actually prefer it! *takes notes*

today... I received a lovely bouquet of flowers that brightened up my new and almost empty incall location...also some fruit and yogurt and a tub of Cool Whip (light, hehe) the best part about it was I started to open the cool-whip sitting down while my client was in the washroom and I put it down beside the fruit on the coffee-table and when my client emerged from the bathroom he laughed a little and said something to the like of "nono...its not for the fruit...I was hoping we could use that on you" fast forward to 15 miutes later and amazing DATY (including coolwhip) and I couldn't help but think...yet again.....I LOOOOOOOVE MY JOB! *sigh*

I guess now we know why his wife left him...ouch! hehe

then someone else came along with Swan tattooed on his willy and the first guy says..."hey! you're from saskatchawan too?" and th second guy said "Huh? No. give it a little rub and it says Sally was previous wife's name but now sadly I'm a single pawan" hehehe

aww why thank you Jerican. I have to agree with moderation and well placed tattoos. Tattoos to me are like decals on a fine sportscar. obviously decals are not for everyone's style. I see cars for advertisements that are covered all over or even not for advertisement that are just images plunked (liike a giant Tazmanian Devil, lol) and it screams tacky.....i personally am not a fan of decals but a nicely placed stripe or design that compliments the frame and shape of the car and adds a certain interesting impact that draws positive attention instead of making people cringe.....thats nice :) (to clarify, i really am not a fan of decals tho, haha)

Well put Jerican. I know you said your post was a big read, but really, it probably took all us readers about 3 mins at most to read. similarly it probably only takes double that to check up on posts, reviews or a website on a lady. The very thoght that taking an extra 10 mins of time could make or break a date should be enough motivation for all to toss laziness out the window *raises her coffe-mug up in the air to a true gentleman...online and in person * :-)

I have to add a new favorite. I cant comment on the rest of the menu but I'm a very big Rack-Of Lamb fan...I have to say that Prime 360 has the best HANDS DOWN....i can only imagine what their steak is like! I decided to eat at the bar as it was a quiet night when I went in and I was dining alone...plus I'm a big Social head and love chatting up with the bartender or anyone else there by themselves. The bartenders name was Tina and Lovely woman probably in her late thirties or early fourties and was an absolute peach, The staff there was very proper, something I like to see and speaks wonders for the restaurant when I'm paying $40 for an entree the lamb was SO GOOD that I almost wanted to get take-out of it the next day to eat at home and had to hold back and go to Yang Sheng on Bronson for my other favorite dish, their delicious (and much cheaper at 2.85 per plate) Steamed rice noodles, hehe

even funnier is the Ladie's response parody....its a parody of a parody!! MisTaken: Puked In My Mouth hehehe...not that any guys on CERB would make us ladies do this ;-)

Thanks Apex! now ladies keep in mind, this is not to turn into anything negative or into a Do this but DON'T do that thread....Just a thread to share the little tidbits that make the job almost seem like its not a job anymore :-) I just remembered another one: I have one client who on our first meeting was very pleased with my face, so much in turn that he insisted that I close my eyes on the bed while he traced my face, eyebrows, chin lips everything with his finger. The subtle soft touch and the attention paid to myself and my features made me feel like a goddess being worshiped! after a long time spent on my visage, his fingers ended up traveling, but that was inevitable ;-)

in a sea of what seems to be "dos and Do-not" threads that have lead to somewhat negative perceptions of some of us ladies on here, I would like to start a more positive thread directed towards the ladies about dates they've had recently that at the end of the day make us sigh a lovely sigh and make us say "gosh darn-it....i REALLY LOVE my job!" (this is not to say we dont love our jobs to begin with. I totally do! but what special things sometimes make you REALLY REALLY love it at the end of the day? One of my new favorites definitely loves to take his time, books at least two hours and is a wonderful dancer. He happens to share my love for Jazz and we spend almost the first hour talking, sipping wine and dancing. He literally sweeps me off my feet (and if I'm lucky, I get dipped too! lol)! Sometimes I have to admit that I've caught myself watching him leave through the peep-hole...that is where I sigh to myself and definitely the inner monologue plays saying "sigh...i love my job" ;-) Another client I have always books a very nice hotel suite for us and is insistent on asking what i feel like eating as a snack or drinking for a beverage...even if I say I'm not fussy. Just the idea that someone is being so considerate is very thoughtful and goes a long way...when I hang up the phone or fire of my reply email at home setting up our date with the possibility of shrimp and lobster I say to myself "sigh...I love my job" Ladies in the industry: what little extra things or recent fun perks on the day-to-day basis of your work-life make you pause and think to yourself the same? it could be luxurious or even something simple and kind, sexual or non-sexual

LOL....papier mache penis *giggle*

someone sent this to me on mothers day.....it still hasn't got old!! These guys crack me up :-) Thanks for posting!

awwww feel better! myself I dose up the cold FX (even if I feel something has already started) and drink lots of green tea with honey and slices of raw ginger root in it. its a great natural antioxidant...and helps clear a stuffy nose in no time. also remember to keep nourished even if your body is telling you it doesn't feel like eating/can't taste anything. soup is great for that (mum doesn;t lie! lol) and a nice bowl of hot soup can also help clear you up. lack of nourishment can affect your immune system and make your body weak to possibly getting worse. best of luck! *passes tissue* :-)

we all have our bad days. I still have many good qualities, but I will leave that up to the people who wish to see me, not those who judge my strong opinions on the boards as a "loss of good qualities" thank you for the well wishes slurp :-)

hahaha this is my all time favorite Christopher walken skit ....but I digress....I might be biased ;-)

awww...such a cute analogy. And I agree...there are so many types of wonderful ladies in the industry that no experience can planned as a cookie cutter experience. Tasty analogy however, now I'm hungry for cookie dough. hehe ;-)