Annessa

thats easy....teleportation for transporting quickly and, bilocation (in which an individual is said to be, or appears to be, located in two distinct places at the same instant in time). ....ahem....for obvious reasons ;-)

ditto sweetie! and I'll be doing some spring cleaning this week to what other goodies I have that have been tucked away all winter ;-) as for patios, I always enjoy picking a patio by a fairly traveled walk-way. like Williams street and the patios there....that way you can sip coffee..look like you're waiting for someone and see all the eye candy walking by...if you're lucky, they might walk by again, hehe

I'm definitely loving being able to wear cute heels and skirts and nylons on calls and not having to be driven to an un-shoveled driveway where I might have to tackle a snow-drift!!! bring on the flattering attire! (finally!!) ;-)

as an SP on the boards who is nothing but honest with her photos and pre-call communication I would much rather a client be honest with me from the get-go that i was not his type. The worst thing in the world is having a call with a client, being yourself and thinking its going well but having a client fake or force their enjoyment....then hearing in a review that you were totally not their cup of tea or had a repulsive physique and hearing that there were PMs about their lack of connection etc to other members when they asked. Not everyone is going to connect and not everyone is looking for a 'sunshine girl'...and despite what some may think, most of us classy ladies actually try DAMN hard to make sure we leave the client pleased. we take our jobs VERY seriously and are there for YOU...if you try and force a connection and then are displeased, you only have yourself to blame, and us SPs should not have to get the flack for it if we did everything in our power to make sure you had a good time (despite your lack of attraction)....if you don't connect or aren't attracted to us based on personality but didn't try to see past pictures when booking.....sorry dude, not our fault. honesty goes a LONG way. cut it short...even if the clothes are off....save us some time and our DIGNITY before posting it publicly or to other members minus YMMV in PMs, but at the time of your honest unsatisfation, compensate us a little.....in the long run, its not asking much, SA....believe me, you not only save an SP from a one-sided reputation, but you also save yourself from a certain reputation as someone who wastes someone else's valuable time in search of a forced release.

when I was little it was Wil Wheaton (Wesley Crusher on Star Trek The Next Generation.) yes...I'm a geek lol

on that same note....time spent on people asking for you to send them more pictures even tho the one posted in your add should tell all. I had one guy who didn't want to book me unless I sent him a cameraphone pic of myself at that moment to his phone....I havent learned how to do it yet on my other phone so it took me a good 20 mins before I gave up

I spend a lot of effort on lingerie (I can't express how many thigh-high stockings I go through a month that get runs in them etc) and clothes. the worst is seeing a client and realizing that you're wearing the same hot outfit as you wore at your last encounter, lol. then theres all the basic beauty stuff that to the average individual probably isn't so basic. I get hair extensions done on a regular basis and the upkeep needs to be pretty regular to keep myself from looking too ratty, lol tanning gym teeth whitening paying the doubtful driver an extra 20 bones on top of his hourly fee because you need to go to the outskirts for a noble client. Babysitters geez....I need to look into this "self-employed" tax stuff, lol

When I worked for an agency I was allowed to work indi as well in Toronto and Ottawa. The feeling I got from being given permission to do so is that it took pressure off the agent trying to get you calls when they're an agency that has 40 or more girls (mine was)....all who need the money just as much. It can get catty when one girl gets more calls than another and another only gets them because shes the only one available....theres a lot of pressure on the agents to get them the bookings during slow times etc. being given permission to work indi at the same time relieved them from basically having to do their jobs properly....at least that was my experience....as I made more money working indi than i did working with the agency...and that wasn't because of fees ;-)

I would agree with Erin on the in-and-out side of agency bookings. I've worked both independent and with an agency in the past. Now independent again....I find most clients happy that if they have any direct questions or concerns that they can bring them up directly with the independent SP and there is less runaround and more communication :-) welcome! and Erin: you can toot your own horn any time...as long as I'm still allowed to come over and pet your pussy(cat)...whats his name again? hehe

i used to pronounce it "curb"...until everyone started 'correcting' me or didn't know what I'm talking about, lol i got someone going that it actually had a silent H sound somewhere in it and that it was actually pronounced Cherb.. "Cherb, its latin for something" "really??" "no" ;-)

the video is a little odd but this song has always made me feel like a sex goddess: Massive Attack: "Karma Coma"

I have to agree..nothing worse than seeing a huge bush at the base of an erection...or even worse, half-hiding the erection!!! lol *chokes just thinking about it*

i know its a fairly regular and easy to find car but I am hoping to buy a Charger in the near future. the antique chargers are also beautiful. I'm a fan of those muscle-y cars :-)

wow...these are all arguments I've raised in my head over the past week when deciding whether or not I'd come out to my parents and what Id say etc. she hits the head of the nail with a hammer bang-on so many times in that article. I'm going to have to copy/paste and forward this to some rather set-in-their-ways friends of mine thank you girl!

I think thats a great idea cumquat. I remember learning the hard way a few times and learning from mistakes a couple years ago when I first started...mind you, none were that bad, and I certainly didnt make my client feel like he deserved the blooper.... it would be a good idea to have some sort of newbies section for SPs and Hobbiests.....I remember everyone wanting to look like they knew what they were doing etc etc when they started...wanting credibility right away and not wanting to look like a newb.... sometimes they have to realize its ok to ask for help its too bad however that this particular SP made you feel like crap tho Apex for something that was probably something she was new to (if that was the case)

I too love Apex's contributions to the site and would hate to see him get booted. I agree with cumquat on this one. take a deep breath and a bit of a step back. the negative posts towards never spending money on another cerb SP is getting a little much. we want to support you in your predicament but there is little we can do if you're already sworn us off...yanno babe? I also understand your point that letting us all know whats going on may help business for us all but its like ranting about a boyfriend-girlfriend relationship where the girlfriend was crazy....some may think that preaching about the incidents and spreading the world will keep other girls from making similar mistakes and building awareness out there, but you also have to trust that some of us know already not to act that way. on a light note, I've had many customers who have had bad experiences with SPs...I always make sure they forget about that after they've seen me, hehe

I greatly considered getting mine pierced until I heard a similar story!!

who on EARTH would call a client asking for an appointment??? please realize Apex that none of us replying in this thread are that tacky! I realize you are angry and venting and such but it seems to me the SP you're referring to is a special case and not all of us SPs should be lumped into this category. it is always proper etiquette not to save numbers and calling a client asking for work is a really dumb move IMO I think we all agree with you, no need to get upset....its starting to seem like your ventings should be taken to a PM to this SP because I'm pretty sure some of the more extreme circumstances like the one above wont apply to us.

theres a couple islands in my mother's homeland of Thailand that I've been to one called Phuket (people pronounce it fuck-ette...but its actually pronounced pou-kette) and one called Phi-Phi island, which people pronounce as Fii-Fii island but its actually pronounced as Pee-pee island ;-)

that can be arranged sweetie ;-)

hmm I would say the basic rule (if there were any real rules about this) would be to start off gentle, tease for a little bit of anticipation and then work your way up from there. dont dive in chomping on her clitoris right away gentlemen!!......unless of course she asks but yes..different (tongue)strokes for different folks :-)

*waves arms* I second that emotion! :-)

wow great info Ariane!.....that spells it out and leaves the reader totally confident. No one should have the power to threaten someone...no matter what they do! do you really think an officer is going to take his side trying to traumatize a family because he's tattle-tale-ing on "what you do"? people like that make me so angry...but make me laugh at the same time because they have no idea what kind of hole they're digging themselves when they think they're digging our's on a lighter note ...i hate bullies.......they smell like poo

well of course ;-)

have you made a report to anyone about this? if someone is stalking you, you have every right (no matter how you two met...client/ SP relation etc) to make a complaint...especially if it involves your family. I dont know what units are available in Ottawa, I haven't really looked into it, I just know there were specialized teams when I was working in Toronto for working girls who were threatened or abused by clients...they helped me get out of a very sticky situation and it was for mere threats to me and my child. threats are threats....they should always be taken seriously and reported IMO. some people might say "oh its just talk"...but what happens if talk becomes walk? I wish you the best of luck dealing with this, if I hear about any services you can call you will be the first to know