Ava Foxx

You're outta luck Hun...Samantha is in Vancouver. I think all the blood was rushing from your brain to elsewhere and you overlooked her location...lol ;)

I have to agree! He's very articulate and pays attention to detail...and not only with his writing ;-). Heehee :razz:.

ROFL!!! You have to admit though...it is pretty funny :-P.

Hey Emma! The girl who runs the blog actually said the same thing...lol. She even posted a conversation between her and a guy who did just that. Here it is: I emailed this guy the other day and have had the sort of exchange that's really frustrating. You kind of hold out hope that someone is being is being funny or ironic or is just really high....not that they're just mentally impaired. Oh well: Subject: your dick From: Ethical To: Sad Paunchy Dick Guy someone sent me a picture of your dick which you apparently email to everyone. I just have 2 questions: 1) why do you send your dick to everyone? 2) why do you send a picture that makes you look like you have a big gut and tiny little penis? From: SPDG To: Ethical Who sent the pic to you? That's just the pic I have. Why advertise falsely? It's only 5-6 inches. What you see is what you get. From: Ethical To: SPDG Yeah, but why send it at all? From: SPDG To: Ethical I was asked for a pic. I was going to take some other pics but haven't had a chance yet. Would you like to see those? From: Ethical To: SPDG No, see, people want to see your face, and maybe your body just to make sure you aren't an obese amputee.... "Can I see your pic" doesn't mean, "send me a picture of your dick". At least I think so....have you had success with that picture? From: SPDG To: Ethical If I send that pic I usually say it is a body pic and not face. I have face pic to show on Yahoo Messenger. Haven't sent it out much so no luck yet. Do you "have a pic?" :) From: Ethical To: SPDG Um, that makes no sense. Also, you kind of made me throw up in my mouth a little. LMAO!!! Ahhh, the things we can find on the internet!!!

I hope she does! I was LMAO when I came across it!!!

I came across this blog and I immediately thought of you!!! http://unfortunatecocks.blogspot.com/ Too funny!

I heard and I'm not impressed :(.

In the last few weeks I've received a couple of emails from people trying to negotiate my rates. In both cases, I politely reminded them that my rates are non-negotiable, which is clearly stated on my website (several times). I also reminded them that my rates are already some of the lowest around and are very reasonable. Well, both times I received very nasty replies. One person called me chubby (the exact word I use in my ads...lol) and useless. The other called me an elephant and said that he doesn't f**k around with fat chicks. Then WHY was he coming to ME in the first place??? I am very upfront about the fact that I have extra padding. *sigh* Some people are just pathetic.

I wanna see the original pic!!!

EXACTLY what I was thinking!!!

I take my doggies for a long walk :). If I finish early enough or I take a day off, I take them up to the mountain (Mount Royal).

Erin, Allow me to say...OMG...I know!!! It HURTS! It does not feel good AT ALL!!!

I just thought of a "Do Not Do". If you call and I tell you that I am done working for the day, please to not beg and plead and tell me that you can be here in 10 minutes. Would you call the owner of a restaurant, AFTER it's closed and ask him/her to go back and open the place, turn on the stoves, the ovens, the fans, etc, etc, just because you want something from their restaurant? And do you honestly think they'd agree to it??? Of course not. Just because I work from home, does not mean that I am open 24/7. When I am done for the day, I go into "me" mode and that's where I want to stay until the next day :smile:.

Erin, Every time I read one of your posts, I always find myself saying, "Me too!" LOL! It's uncanny how like minded we are!

I have added some quirky or "odd" requests to my site over the years. The latest being that my guests trim their nails before seeing me. Without getting too graphic, let's just say that feeling like you're being probed internally with razors is REALLY unpleasant. It's also a health risk as jagged nails can cause scratches which are open wounds and we all know that open wounds make it that much more easy to transfer an infection or disease. Scary :(.

You don't necessarily have to stay away from CL itself. You just have to be VERY selective about who you choose ;).

Thank you! I tried to create a site that was informative but still inviting...if that makes sense...lol.

Thank you! :)

YES! SO true!

I am very clear in my ads that I would greatly appreciate if gentlemen would review my site prior to contacting me ;). I prefer a true "date-like" rendez-vous and the more a gentleman knows about me, the better to make that happen :).

I often refer people to my website as opposed to just answering the questions for a few simple reasons. I want them to be sure that I am indeed what they are looking for and I want them to actually read through my site so they are aware of other important factors BEFORE meeting me such as my restrictions, etiquette requirements, etc. I feel that if they take the time to read my site and are fully aware of the services I provide (and the ones that I don't) it makes for a much more relaxed and comfortable date. It basically ensures that there won't be any awkward moments or unpleasant surprises because all the cards have been laid on the table from the beginning. It all comes down to past unpleasant experiences and my desire to avoid having them happen again. It's never anything personal towards the person asking the questions and it's not meant to be a "brush off" when I request that they visit my website for the answers to their questions. Just thought I'd share my reasoning :).

You are sooooo right Emma!!! I become extremely sensitive after I orgasm from DATY. I sometimes have some gentlemen that are eager to please and they continue to work their magic "down there" even after I've orgasmed, but that area is just way too sensitive for a few minutes after my orgasm to have them continue. So, while I regain composure, I try to return the favour on them :D

Thanks Kimberly!!! By the way, LOVE your pic...you're absolutely beautiful! So many beautiful girls here on CERB...both inside and out :D . Ava xoxox

That's what I thought at first as well. However, there are many SPs and MPs that have fewer posts than I do and it is listed under their user name as to whether or not they are an SP or MP, rather than just a "General Member". Thank you for your response, Buggernot :)! Ava xoxox

How do I get it to say "Service Provider" under my name when I post rather than "General Member"? Thanks!!! Ava