Ava Foxx

Don't forget Spike :). He has several nominations ;).

What exactly is the point of this comment? Meg is a fantastic lady and a very active participant here on CERB. She is simply contributing to the thread, not advertising herself.

Here's a perfect example of behaviour that will put someone on my blacklist permanently: Two years ago, I had a potential client email me for a rendezvous. After a few very pleasant email exchanges, we set up a day and time to meet. Unfortunately, I had to postpone because I was not feeling well on the day of our scheduled appointment. His response was SHOCKING! He called me a fucking bitch and accused me of postponing his appointment because I probably had someone else offer me more money for the same day and time. He said plenty more but that was the gist of it. I was floored. I emailed him back telling him that I was so happy that fate intervened that day, resulting in me not feeling well, therefore causing me to have to postpone. I told him that now that I saw his true colours, there was no way in hell I'd EVER see him. He immediately replied, apologizing, being sweet as pie, begging me to reconsider. HA! NO WAY! Can you say psycho??? To switch moods that rapidly is a sure sign that there are a few screws loose. He emailed me again about a year ago, I guess hoping I'd forget about what happened. I told him once again that his behaviour was totally unacceptable and that I would NEVER see him. He emailed me AGAIN yesterday, asking if I was "still mad at him". I AGAIN reminded him of how inappropriate his behaviour had been and I would not see him...EVER. He actually emailed back saying that he thought he was only on a "time out" for bad behaviour. Um, hello??? I told you 3 times I will NEVER see you! How does that translate into a time out??? He also said that he disagreed with my decision to not see him. WHAT??? My safety comes FIRST. He proved himself to be unstable and potentially dangerous. How could he think I would ever reconsider??? Sigh...some people...

For the ladies I nominate: Angela of Ottawa (always has great advice and a keen perspective on many topics) Erin xo (a real firecracker...very open and tells it like it is) Meg for Fun (always gets things moving by starting new threads and is a true sweetheart) Sexy BBW Vero (fellow Montreal SP with a wealth of useful information and insight) Nicolette Vaughn (has some of the funniest stories EVER) Amelia (has an air of mystery about her and exudes confidence)

I nominate Spike :D and Old Dog :D!

Ah, I see :). *sneaky, sneaky Kyra* Lol, I'm just kidding ;)

Where in her post does she state that you contacted her in the same fashion? Perhaps you misread? I don't know Kyra but publicly embarrassing someone does not strike me as her style at all.

Totally agree :D!

I know, right??!! EXACTLY!!!

This has happened to me once before and I was not pleased at all when I opened my door to see the client. I had met him once before and he was overly aggressive and I did not enjoy his company at all. After a few failed attempts to book with me again, he finally stopped trying and I took it to mean that he got the hint. No such luck. He opened a new email and proceeded to email me to book an appointment. He was VERY deceptive, acting like we had never communicated via email before, let alone met! He clearly knew what he was doing. Not cool at all.

My sister hated it too. Apparently there are entire blogs dedicated to how awful e-harmony is.

I want a puking smiley! There's a really good one on Skype.

Umm...it is in fact, legal.

Awww...I was hoping for a "hot" ending! I was honestly hoping for a story about you and a van full of girls :boobies:.

I know that some of the ladies who offer this service, require you to sign a waiver before any pictures or video is shot.

Yes! You're right, Megalicious :D. They call and call and call... It also amazes me when they call back a few days later at a normal time. I mean, c'mon; do you really think I'm that stupid? I know you called at 4am a few days earlier! Do you really think I'd overlook that little fact? By calling at such an obscene time of the morning, you are clearly indicating that you have zero respect for me and the way I conduct business. Definitely not the type I want to meet.

I blacklist anyone that calls between midnight and 8am. That is the sole reason why I keep my phone on (ringer off) all night; just to see who called. I then take note of the numbers and on my blacklist they go.

I've had guys call me at 4am, wanting INFO and they get ticked off when I tell them that 4am is a completely unacceptable time to call and discuss my services! Let's face it, unless I advertise that I am working at that time, 4am is unacceptable, period. By the way, the only reason I even bother answering these calls is because I want to see what someone who would dare call at that time has to say :rolleyes:.

They are two completely different sensations. Has nothing to do with "tolerance". If you need further proof; bend over...:rolleyes:...lol.

Even if a lady offers Greek service, it should not be assumed that she like all types of ass play. When I offered Greek service, many guys assumed that I like having their fingers shoved up there as well...NOT SO. To put it bluntly, I hate it. That was one of the reasons I stopped offering Greek; too many assumptions were made in terms of what I would do and how far I would go :S. And just to add, when a lady says, "Stop doing that; I don't like it", WE REALLY MEAN IT! We're not trying to tease or play coy. It means we really don't like it. Don't push it.

I've had one of the worst weeks ever but thanks to you and a few of the wonderful girls here on CERB, I've had a few good laughs today. Thank you <3.

LOL!!! Just spit out my beer!!!

I go to Ottawa pretty often but it's to visit family and it's only for the day. If I ever figure out how to ditch 'em, no questions asked, I'll do it! LOL!

LOL! I just knew you'd chime in on this one ;). You're too funny :D.

I LOVE going to strip clubs! I'm always dragging my guy friends to the strip clubs here in Montreal lol.