Jazzitup

I know I should only be using one line but you will just have to indulge me.

Father And, er , what job do you do?

Shabby I clean out public lavatories.

Father Is the promotion involved?

Shabby Oh yeah, yeah. (produces handkerchief and clears throat horribly into it) After five years they give me a brush ... eurggha eurgh ... I'm sorry squire, I've gobbed on your carpet ...

When I butter a slice of bread and then accidently drop it, it lands butter side up. Why does this NOT negate Murphy's Law? I figured it out .... I buttered the wrong side of the bread (head slap!).

Here is the link to CH's "Amelia at CMJ".

http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=63938

I will be there and look forward to meeting everyone!

Are you sure?

The original post says:

"This event is sex-worker only."

Wishing you all good things on your birthday.

Congratulations Nicki, this is quite an achievment.

Thanks for the update CH.

I was checking here and wondering where the review might be.

I will be sure to visit here over the weekend.

You can still watch my back though.;)

Indeed, your back is worth watching. Did anyone ever tell you how well developed your shoulder blades are? Having a view of your backside is only surpassed by viewing your fronts.

I look forward to seeing Nicki and everyone else there no matter which side they present.

Anthropology for sure. I took a course and really liked it. Liking it is the key to good marks.

Quite an achivement Angela. Congratulations!

Well done my dear. Keep spreading the light, one post at a time.

I wanna know why Jazzitup is surfing the net looking for Pistol Pete branded underwear!?

I didn't find them, they found me. I was just innoncently walking down Bank street and there in the shop window was the display ... at eye level.

I immeadiatly thought that PP has got to know about these. If I could buy underwear that said Jazzitup on them, I would certainly be interested.

If you didn't know this existed, you do now.

Wishing you all good things on your special day.

Well I am certainly open to doing this and would be very comfortable in that situation.

This has always been my fantasy and I have a birthday coming up. Wink wink. However, I always make sure that I know the 2 gentlemen that will be participating and have been with them beforehand.

Nicki, I would not hesitate for the opportunity to experience this with you.

Happy birthday to an exceptionaly caring and beautiful woman.

HUGS!

Glad you said that... went to the doc for the annual checkup today. I discovered that anal is not for me either. Of course, he didn't leave me an envelope in clear view nor did he try to sweet talk me. I must say that I was rather unprepared for the intrusion. All I heard was " drop trow, I need to check for hernias and prostrate problems".... then AYE CARUMBA!!!!! I sobbed a little bit. Went home and read some Jane Austen and put on a Hugh Grant movie to console myself. I felt so... so... so... ummmm... violated.

 

For Steve... I know!!!! Dinner would have been nice. Even a cuddle. He won't call again, I know it.

Old Dog,

Did you at least get a first name?

I would think if you were just starting out and experimenting, that the plug should mage of a soft/pliable material. And be sure to use it with a condom and then keeping it clean is easier.

No way would I do that. As adults they are capable of making their own decisions and for what ever reasons they have.

Neither do I try to influence their political choices.

They only people that I talk to about cerb and the hobby are the members and clients of the SPs.

Ladiitrill,

Is it a vibrating plug? Would you consider using one of those?

I recently had a first time experience where I was able to penetrate an SP. Please do not ask me who it was, as I have no intention of revealing that. I have smaller hands, and that certainly helped to get inserted. I always trim and file my finger nails before hand, so I was confident, that I would not injure anything inside.

Wow, what a memorable and erotic session we had.

Sky, your post are always worth the read. Thanks for all your contributions.

Congratulations!

Like so many others, I prefer naturals.

BTW, I have checked out your photos, and I think you are lovely the way you are.

He [Doug] used sarcasm. He [Doug] knew all the tricks, dramatic irony, metaphor, bathos, puns, parody, litotes and satire.

You told her you are seeing someone? Well make that someone a guy!

Go through with your social call and while you are there make sure you fondle him or snuggle with him or kiss him and that should convince her you are not interested in her.

How you will find such a guy, I do not know, but it is worth a try.