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Sky, your post are always worth the read. Thanks for all your contributions. Congratulations!

Like so many others, I prefer naturals. BTW, I have checked out your photos, and I think you are lovely the way you are.

He [Doug] used sarcasm. He [Doug] knew all the tricks, dramatic irony, metaphor, bathos, puns, parody, litotes and satire.

You told her you are seeing someone? Well make that someone a guy! Go through with your social call and while you are there make sure you fondle him or snuggle with him or kiss him and that should convince her you are not interested in her. How you will find such a guy, I do not know, but it is worth a try.

How about reworking the word breast. You can describe yourself as being very breasty (or would it be breastly) or more than ample breastiness (or would it be breastliness). You get the idea.

There is nothing wrong with stevecurious. But since you asked for ideas, I will provide some. Stevecurious is no longer curious and could become SteveKnowItAll (or just KnowItAll) and if you don't like that then how about SteveSmartyPants (or just SmartyPants).

If the tatoo is a high quality job then it becomes body art. A badly done one is not attractive.

@ zorobaby Dummpy says "we all have our choices and we lead our lives as we see fit, it's just my time."

If the ladies could do their part with: - words of encouragement - moans of pleasure - quickness of breath - profanities - any primal noises It would make it a bit easier.

I agree with a lot of what has already been said: - show your personality - show you are having fun - show your body type - yes to lingerie (put on your fav tunes and dance in your underware) - use a camera that takes quality photos (not grainy) After the shot, do some cropping. This is an easy way to hide your face and you do not have to worry about doing it when you take the photo. I also think you should work the underware angle because of your handle. Looking forward to the results.

I would like to add Livy to the list of fine ladies.

.... when it is the last thing you check at night before going to bed and the first thing you log on to in the morning.

@ MissAshely Yes please please come to Ottawa. It can be organized for you.

A social is just an event to meet like minded people in a discreet setting. Any ladies that attend are treated for their food and drinks. A group event could also be called a gang bang.

Having organized the social in July, I think it is too soon to have one in August. I find what works best is a social every 2 to 3 months. But I do not own it. Anybody can try an organize a social. The timing on the July social just felt right.

I agree that this is not really worthy of a thread of it's own. But I have noticed that some SPs will provide a particular age when they advertise or describe themselves, and it may have been accurate at the time, but it may have been typed in 3 years ago. I would not expect the ladies to go and edit/update all the places that they have done this. But does this just come down to style? So rather than stating an age, wouldn't a birth year describe their age well enough? I take the stated age with a grain of salt and don't attach a lot of significance to it anyway.

Dinsdale was a gentleman, and what's more, he knew how to treat a female impersonator.

Like the others before me. Fawlty Towers Mr. Bean Monty Python ... and I think it was called Spitting Image. It was done with puppets. I have even memorized some Monty Python sketches.

I wish you all the best in your future endeavours.

One measure of a person is the amount of compassion we have for each other. Can we ever have too much of it? I don't think so.

Malika, Wishing you the best birthday ever.

Old Dog, This is indeed touching and moving and inspiraional. Thanks for doing this and making people reflect on those that have made a difference in their lives.

I am sure that everyone that attended had an enjoyable time. It is always great to see some familiar faces and meet some new members. Looking forward to the next one.

bcguy42, Where is the washroom? What happens if the limo gets pulled over or gets in an accident or gets caught in a traffic stop?

Yes Indeed! The fun starts at around 4:30 at a downtown bar, where a private room has been booked. PM me to be put on the guest list.