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  2. Posted

    Berlin has seen this review and has approved it. I always like to first show what I've

    written to the lady being written about and to give them the opportunity to veto

    any of the content. Berlin did not ask me to change a thing.:icon_biggrin:

    Gentlemen, YMMV.

    Please enjoy.

     

     

     

     

    The morning of my session with Berlin included shaving my package, like I always

    do. My thoughts are on the task at hand and what is to come. I knew she had

    recently had a waxing, and I always find a smooth kitty highly erotic. I also

    knew that her signature move was to deep throat with ball licking and I wanted

    to be ready for that.

     

    Later, having gotten the final coordinates, I arrive outside her door with a

    certain level of excitement. This was to be our first encounter and I was

    greatly looking forward to it. The door opens and there she is in a black dress

    which she fills quite nicely considering how endowed she is, (38 G's according

    to her web site). This view may rival the Grand Canyon, I thought to myself.

     

    We sat and chatted for a bit. Berlin is an intelligent conversationalist,

    and the topics flowed easily from one subject to another. She played some Nina

    Simone tracks and I noticed she took on a subtle glow. I took the initiative

    and straddled her lap. "How do you like to start" I said.

     

    So she showed me to the bedroom and we casually undressed ourselves.

    Kneeling on the bed, we kissed passionately, our tongues exploring each other's

    mouths and our hands teased all the sweet places our desires could be found.

    Berlin, is a great kisser and her skin is soft and smooth as silk.

    So after getting me exquisitely hard I laid back and spread my legs. Berlin

    wraps her mouth around my joy stick and starts giving me a very sensual BJ.

    As she continues, she sometimes comes up and switches to hand job, we would kiss

    and I would caress her pussy which was so wet and her clit was good and firm.

    Sometimes her huge breasts would rub against my nut sack, which is something I

    had never experienced before. Then she gets a mischievous look on her face and

    begins licking my balls and works her way down until she is rimming me. In no

    time I am transported to a place where my reality is centered only on my dick

    and her mouth. Her mouth, her hands, her tongue and even her huge breasts

    stroking my balls built up to a very pleasing climax in her mouth.

     

    We got me cleaned up a bit and now saw my chance to explore Berlin. I dove

    right in to a very wet and sticky kitty. As I tongue lashed her, I put my

    middle finger inside her and probed as I licked. She asked me to use more

    fingers and I obliged her. I really enjoy getting a woman off and Berlin was indeed

    a pleasure. After she climaxed, we shared some sweet and tender moments as we

    held each other in our arms and let the warm glow slowly ebb.

     

    As we lounged in each other's arms, we chatted some more. I then

    moved her hand on to my cock to see what would happen. She played with me until

    I got hard again and things started all over. More of the same, very good bbbj and hj

    and she got me off again.:icon_biggrin:

     

    I had spent a very pleasurable 2 hours with Berlin and came away very satisfied.

    Thanks Berlin for an awesome time.

  10. Posted

    At this point it maybe a lost cause to steer this thing back to my scary experience, but I will give it a try.

     

    Even though I had cleaned my mug with detergent and hot water after everytime I used it, it clearly never got totally clean. The coffee was getting under the rubber ring everytime I would take a sip. The cream and sugar only helped it reincarnate as the evil black mung.

     

    I still have the mug, it's one of those nice stainless steel ones, but now I never use the lid for drinking. I still use the lid to keep it hot, and I just lift the lid off before I am going to drink some. But there is bound to be other coffee heads around that have not realized what lies lurking under that rubber ring. Check it out cerbies, your coffee may even taste better.

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    A rubber ring???? something totally off topic comes to my mind when you say this and Im sure you of all people, know what I am talking about!

    This rubber ring im thinking of sits in a little groove also and ensures no accidents! LOL!

     

    Kianna,

     

    Say no more! I know exactly what you mean.

    I love how you think. :icon_biggrin:

     

    Additional Comments:

    hahaha

    I'm sure it had something to do with Jazzitup sticking something dirty in his mouth that he thought was safe, ... LOL p.s just joking Jazzitup

     

    Maybe cerb needs an award for best thread hijacking because Julia you certainly have earned my nomination for it.

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  13. Posted · Edited by Jazzitup

    I'm pretty sure Jazz it's referred to as mold! BLECH!!!!!

     

    After I posted this, I realized that I wanted to describe it as black mung.

     

    I just like the sound of the word mung and what it conjures up in one's mind.

     

    So this black mung has actually hardened and attached itself to the rubber ring. It does not want to be scrapped off. It's a monster!

  14. Posted

    So like so many others, I use one of those stainless steel coffee mugs for my morning fix of caffeine. When I was washing it and the lid that I use, I looked closely at the lid. There is a rubber ring on the lid so as to ensure a tight seal and no spills will happen. I decide to pull the rubber ring off and .... HOLY SHIT! .... there is all this disgusting black stuff sticking to the rubber ring and in the little groove where the rubber ring sits. I was ingesting this crap? AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

     

    So people, you might want to check your own lids before you have that next cup of coffee.

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    In the event that you decide to see him again, let him know that your rates have changed, in effect increased just for him and just this once. Then if he still wants to see you, you get what is owed to you.

     

    But I suspect you won't be seeing him again.

     

    This guy is a _________________________________!

    . . . . . . . . . (insert your own derogatory term here)

  24. Posted

    There was a part where he says that it is not always pleasant for her when she sees a client. How I wish that she then spoke to the women in the audience and asked the women if they have ever had an unpleasant sexual episode with their husbands. I am sure you would have seen a lot of hands go up. You hear about married guys only getting a blow job on their birthdays or their wives thinking once I married him I shouldn't have to give blow jobs anymore. These guys are frustrated and turn to the SPs to keep themselves sane.

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