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Mother Lover SNL digital short...hilarious and a must watch! http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=58448695 (oh and ignore the myspace thing...only place I could find when searching for the uncensored version...)

Alternate link if it still doesn't work...well worth watching. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/665455/

Lots and lots of vitamin C and some ginseng (boosts immune system) to get you fighting the cold and either a salt water gargle or tea with lemon for the throat (works every time).

If I linger too long, just tap me on the head...

Now that is what I call a tool belt! Very, very nice bum as well! Hmm, belleville isn't that far I suppose.:-D

All I know is I am enjoying reading people like Emma, Anita, Erin and Cloe describing/discussing orgasms and how much they enjoy them. For that reason only this is one of my favorite threads.:grin: For me (and I think this was mentioned by others) I look to the body cues, the little things like hands clenching and unclenching, involuntary twitching and the flushing of the upper body to tell me if I am having an effect. I am like buggernot, my enjoyment comes as much from giving pleasure as it does from receiving it.;-)

Read through the recos, Dummpy had a great time with Sarah Wild recently, seemed like exactly what you would hope for with a Porn Star meet. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=11958

I have to agree, especially when viewed during doggy style...yummm...poor girl has had bad luck with pictures but I know she is really trying to get us some good ones.

Well I am in technical Sales so I make my own hours. It is very easy for me to say I am a meeting...and it is true, I am meeting hot and sexy SP's. For me weekends are not even an option so the downtime for SP's does not affect me at all.

Saw Grass_Hopper (Sabrina) yesterday and had a great time. Decided to start a proper recommendation thread: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=60380#post60380

It has long been a fantasy to try Greek and none of my mainstream partners in the past have been willing to try. So I decided my next SP visit would be with someone who enjoyed this and offered it. I always pre-book well in advance and look up the SP's I am interested in and took notice of Sabrina's posts (her cerb name is Grass_Hopper). She always seemed so sassy and mentioned a few times that she loves Greek. Booked a morning session (love morning sex) with her and called an hour in advance to confirm. She mentioned she was expecting Rogers after our allocated time (she just mioved to Ottawa) but hates to rush and asked if we could meet for coffee 30 minutes early. Being a big fan of getting to know the person before we get to the playtime I happily agreed. We met for coffee near her place and I have to say it was a neat experience. You ever see a sexy woman and wonder what they look like naked? Well I was sitting with one in the sun knowing I would be experiencing all of her...it was very nice. After a short while we headed to her place (still no rush at all) and talked a bit more. She excused herself to freshen up and I got comfortable. When she got back she had me lie on my front and gave me a baby powder massage (very nice BTW, never had that done before). She was stripped down to a cute set of underwear that really showed off her amazing ass. She flipped me over and proceeded to tease me for many, many, many minutes. I was going crazy as she performed a great BBBJ, rimming and many other crazy things that made my head spin. I kept asking to taste her, or give her some pleasure and she kept saying she wasn't done with me yet. The whole focus for her was pleasing me...and man was that nice (although I do love giving a woman pleasure, it was nice to be selfish for a while). She brought me to the edge so many times and decided it was time for me to do what I wanted. Some kissing then DATY for a while, greatly enjoyed her beautiful and tasty kitty, then on to the main event. The raincoat went on (she put it on with her mouth, something so erotic about that) and we started in Mish. She knew I wanted to try Greek so after a few minutes this look came into her eyes and she guided me in. I am not going to get crazy graphic but the view and feeling was amazing. We did this for quite some time and there is nothing like hearing a sexy woman moaning 'Don't stop'. Because she had me close to the edge so many times my stamina kicked into overdrive. Sabrina took this as a challenge and many more positions, activities and sensual play was performed until she was satisfied that I was...well satisfied.:wink: After a little bit of cleanup she did something that surprised me a bit, she came over, sat on my lap and gave me a very passionate kiss. It surprised me because it was a very intimate and well, GF thing and it was very nice. I noticed after I showered that we were well past our time (despite starting early). She just shrugged and said some things should not be rushed. This was a crazy hot GFE/PSE (definitely PSE) experience and particularly memorable as I tried many new things that I enjoyed very much. So much so that as I was writing this I was getting excited again just thinking about it...thanks Sabrina, looking forward to our next encounter!:twisted:

Love the Walken! http://www.livevideo.com/video/EFD201BFC58542929B94AC369B58523A/-snl-colonel-angus.aspx

Hey I am over 35 (umm barely, but it counts!) and have salt and pepper hair! Looking forward to mid-june!;-) In all seriousness I agree, I look better, feel better and have more resources and confidence then I did in my 20's. I never thought when I was younger that I would enjoy my 30's as much as I do.

The blue hair is very sexy, as Annessa said don't change who you are, especially here. You will find many men (and women I am sure) that will sit up and notice your look. Make it your 'hook' as they say (sorry, I work in sales:smile:). And to answer your pictures caption....yes I do believe I want you! ;-)

Great recommendation! I saw her profile pic and had a wow moment. Hopefully she will start posting on here soon.

...wow...Have not met you yet...but...wow...

Amazing experience Hun! Made me recall years ago when a friend (and neighbor in my building) called me down to her place to retrieve something I had lent her. When I arrived she answered the door in a very thin robe with lingerie underneath (mostly covered, but plenty showing). I stammered for a few seconds, made small talk, then believe it or not left. I was very happy with my SO at the time so no big deal, but now years later I go over the conversation in my head and slap myself. I even recall her asking if my SO was home (she wasn't). She was 5' 3", Philipino, athletic and crazy sexy...one of those moments in time...D'oh!

Wow that is completely bang on! I had a half year affair once and boy was it a lot of time and energy to maintain! Booking hotel rooms, making excuses with SO - because in an affair it can't be only an hour or two all the time I discovered. It gets complicated as it goes along if feelings develop (she left her SO...even though we set 'groundrules' at the beginning...yikes!). After a few months I felt like I had two SO's and I was starting to sweat. Seeing an escort is so much simpler as Samantha says...I imagine even if I find one I regularly visit it will become friendly and very hot, but no complications...which is very nice. As to the money thing, completely true as well,in my case book a room for a night, have a meal, get supplies and you are in the hundreds of dollars. Who also knows what the other woman is willing to do sexually as well? With an SP you generally know going in exactly what you will get.

OK Anita, I won't quote you as you may want to delete your message:wink:...but wow that landlord story is something else. I couldn't imagine what was racing through your head when he said that! CMJ is quite close to my work and every time I go there I wonder if one of my colleagues will see me entering the place and ask what the building is...I love the place and it is really discreet but there are certainly pro's and cons to it's proximity to my work. The stigma of courtesans, prostitution and escorts is one I have to confess I myself had to a small degree in the past. Learning about CERB and reading posts from the very real women and men on this board have opened my eyes quite a bit. Being from an uptight upbringing all the frank discussions and generally interesting dialogue is a treat to read. Also seeing that for the majority of MP's and SP's that frequent this board that yes it is a business, but it is also a pleasure in many ways makes me enjoy this all the more. Your story about the lady from your building is so true of a lot of peoples reactions. Everyone has different reasons for doing what they do, in my case it is to get the sensual, adventurous and exciting sexual experiences that my personal life is missing. I could make major changes in my life and go back to dating, and I am pretty sure I would be quite successful, but those changes are something I can't/won't do so here I am. No strings attached fun and excitement with a variety of amazing women...sounds great (and is!) to me. Wow too much info from me as well...feel like I am on Dr. Phil!

I may try the chat, never been a big fan of chat sessions for the fairly impersonal nature...have to maintain the anonymity and all. Nothing truly compares to sitting at a pub over a beer and discussing interesting things....I guess that is what I wish I could do with my mainstream friends. Wow, you are quite lucky, my family is so uptight I have to laugh thinking about their reactions. Even my brother whom I play softball with and share beers/stories would look at me different if I were to open up to him.

I am fairly new to this hobby and this world (I had no idea Ottawa had all these amazing MP's and SP's) and enjoying the hell out of myself. I semi-regularly visit CMJ and have started to spend some time with the beautiful SP's who frequent these boards and I have to say I am loving every minute of it...just need to restrain myself sometimes to ensure mortgage and bills are paid.:grin: The problem? I am meeting these amazingly sexy, attentive and wonderful women and having great experiences and have no one to talk about it with. All of my friends (I believe) would not approve/understand what I am doing and there is a chance it could get back to my SO... We all have been there...you go have a great experience, you are feeling great and would love to just chat about it with someone. I think that is why I like writing recommendations, at least I get to relate some of the experience! What do other people on this board do? Do most of you have people you can chat about what you are enjoying? For SP's: Do most of you have friends outside the industry you can chat about the good experiences with? I am sure all of us on either side of the fence have great experiences they would love to talk about. Pretty sure I am not alone in feeling this way!:wink:

Earlier this week I noticed Brook-Lynn's schedule and decided to book a rendezvous for yesterday. After a few messages back and forth the day finally came and I met her at her west end hotel. She mentioned apologetically on the phone that the hotel was under renovations but as soon as the door opened nothing else mattered. To those who have met Brook-Lynn you understand what I mean when I say Wow! Amazing eyes, petite frame, great ass in body hugging jeans (couldn't wait to see more) and so beautiful to look at. As it was our first meet I brought a bottle of wine and we took some time to chat and get to know each other...I excused myself to go to the washroom and when I came back there she was in this sexy little red and black bra and panty combo. If I thought she was sexy before now I was really blown away. A little undressing, some hot massage wax play followed and then...well I would prefer to keep that between us. I do have to say that my favorite part was how Brook-Lynn's legs squeezed my head as she had an orgasm...soo sexy, so tasty and a pure vision. I could not stop touching and appreciating her body. That amazing ass, soft skin, perky breasts I loved to nibble and a waist just begging to be grabbed...Oh and her soft sweet lips are a treat to kiss (both sets ;-)). I had a great time with this amazing girl and I will definitely repeat once she returns from her summer off...or if my schedule clears before she leaves....:smile:

I was thinking the same thing!:wink:

I watched the British series 'Secret Diaries of a Call Girl' and it was based on a series of books written by a courtesan in London...she even has a Blog that links all of the books she wrote....most of her books can be found in Chapters or on Amazon... http://belledejour-uk.blogspot.com/ I can't say if the books are good (have not read them)but I did like the television series (it starred Billie Piper of Dr. Who fame).

Yikes Annessa I have no idea how I missed seeing your profile...very impressed and intrigued considering: -You are amazingly beautiful (looked at your album...Wow) -Another SP said you had the finest butt ever (I always trust womens opinions on that before a mans) =-) -Reading through your posts you seem quite intelligent and funny -My Asian fetish begin when I dated, believe it or not, a half Japanese girl in college...the mix of Asian and other nationalities can add a very interesting mix to features and body...which looks to definitely be the case with you. I will definitely be in touch!