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jerican

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  1. I think this is the best I have found so far!! Kt So
  2. Yes, welcome to CERB! You have one of the best sites I have seen from any industry! Feel free to visit Canada's capital anytime!:-D
  3. Someone covered this in a rant before, but lack of manners and politeness bothers the heck out of me. -neglecting to say thank you when a door is held open -dropping a door in peoples faces -hogging priority seating on public transit -treating people like dirt because you feel more important then them. This one I see often as I bring customers to nice restaurants quite a bit, some of the VP's and directors I bring out are the rudest most condescending people I have ever met. if I didn't want (actually need) their money I would have choice words for them, generally I give an extra big tip, put my best face forward when dealing with the server and try to make an apology when we leave (out of earshot). Sometimes they see me being extra polite and turn it around, generally not so much. -general lack of respect is my biggest pet peeve.
  4. Frankly comments like this and jokes make me want to see you more and more, personality is a big thing with me and you seem to have an amazing one! Keeping posting and having fun!
  5. I think that is the spirit it was taken in...Antlerman is the king of jokes and Emma upped the anty on your song, now you need to come up with all 12 days...those would be some sexy days of Christmas! Personally I find this one of the funniest threads in ages...
  6. I agree wholeheartedly! Amazing women, still on cloud 9 from seeing her.
  7. Pete make sure to take a sick day next time! I booked my morning off a month in advance and declined at least three meetings people tried to squeeze in...it was well worth it. Although my meeting just after seeing her was mostly a write off, I was smiling through the whole thing.:grin:
  8. Dummpy, amazing thread! I have to hate you a little though, I already had a list in my head that I HAVE to see and I haven't seen them all yet, you just added a whole 2nd chapter to my list. Sigh, slow and steady wins the race they say!
  9. I had noticed Charlotte some time ago after her last trip to Ottawa, we traded a couple of PM?s and she mentioned she would hopefully return late summer. During the period in between I often wandered to her site and admired her sheer beauty and sex appeal. Last month I stumbled on her EC ad stating that she would be in town this week. Literally a month ago I booked with her and eagerly awaited my chance to meet her. The day finally came and as it was a morning appointment I brought some coffee, a light breakfast and some sparkling water. I like to get to know someone a bit with some social time on a first visit. I met Charlotte at her classy hotel and when she stepped out from behind the door I was mesmerized. Beautiful face, great dark glasses and a very nice (and new) hairstyle with that amazing jet black hair you see in her pictures. We chatted for a bit and I was so at ease and comfortable with her, we got to know each other a little bit then moved to the bed to get comfortable as she lit some candles. As I sat on the bed she slid down her skirt revealing an incredibly sexy body and very cute panties. The top came off next and there she was in a gorgeous bra and panty set. Charlotte has a very healthy lifestyle and it shows in her incredible body. She moved closer to me and we started to kiss, slowly at first as we discovered each other, then deeper and more passionately. I moved to her neck and kissed and licked the length of it, discovering it is an erogenous zone for her. Charlotte and I did this a lot, kissing, exploring, tasting and pressing our bodies against each other. At times I could not tell where I started and she ended. As I undressed (I was so turned on kissing her I almost forgot I was still fully clothed, but somehow she had undone most of my shirt without me noticing) she moved to the bed and I had another wow moment. Her body is truly amazing and I was very excited to be near her. As we moved together onto the bed we shared more kisses as we explored each other fully and in many different ways. I don?t want to go into exhaustive detail about what followed but want to mention some of the amazing traits of hers that describe the experience: Incredibly passionate, Charlotte is a sensual, sexy and intriguing person. Just thinking about her gets me aroused, she is intoxicating. Deceptively naughty, I was able to help Charlotte achieve orgasm a few times and she is a person that knows her body and helps you help her. I loved it and also have to confess when she held back a scream at one point I was incredibly turned on. Very intelligent and personable, I was getting turned on just talking to her; she is smart, worldly, inquisitive and inspiring. Know that thread Beautiful Behinds? Charlottes should be at the top of the list, a bum that I loved to touch, caress and grab (she seemed to like it too:wink:). Skin like silk, I spent many minutes while we were lying together just running my hands lightly over her body and marveling at the feel of her skin. Charlotte on top feels like you are in heaven, I can?t help mentioning this, when she was on top of me and I was able to see her beauty and passion and run my hands all over her body, I could have sworn I was on another plain of existence. At the end Charlotte and I were curled together and I felt very lucky I had a chance to meet this remarkable, dynamic and sexy woman. As I was leaving Charlotte and I shared a long hug, a parting sensual kiss, I plan (and hope) to see her again if and when she returns to Ottawa. Thank you Charlotte for an amazing morning and naughty memories I will replay for some time.
  10. This is one of my favorite pictures on CERB...absolutely amazing.
  11. Man this steams me, Red is one of my favorite people on CERB and I just can't understand why people feel they need to raise shit just for the sake of doing so. I wasn't able to make the social as I was in Montreal a little late the night before and seeing a visiting SP this morning, being tired today wasn't an option so I opted for an early night last night. I definitely want to stop lurking so I will PM the next time there is an event, I want to meet some of others I don't know and seeing Annessa and Sabrina again would be fun as well...I also think that making these events a little more protected is good. Nearly everyone I have met in this hobby has had a story like Red's and it pays to be careful.
  12. You could go with The Stranger, One of Chapelle's best jokes, the whole thing is funny, but the Stranger is at the 1 minute mark. http://thetravisty.com/Chappelles_Show/wmv/Lil_Jon_and_Lil_Jon.htm
  13. And don't forget the Walken is also Colonel Angus, his given name being Enil Angus.:lol: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=12134&highlight=colonel
  14. Wow....love the angle in the fourth picture...very hot!
  15. Wow..7 shots, I think you need to start a thread on your herbal regimine!;-)
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