MandalayBay

Okay, I'm retiring soon so I can let loose and ask some questions I've been dying to know about. I would LOVE to hear responses from pooners who have been with at least a few different escorts. 1) Are spinners tighter than more voluptuous women? (I hope this question doesn't offend anyone, but have always wondered the answer to this. Please be honest gentlemen.) 2) What do you do (if anything) if the SP you are seeing isn't clean down below? 3) What do you do and how do you react when the picture does not match the lady you see (either a bait and switch or posts old photographs)? 4) What got you into seeing SPs in the first place? In other words, how did you become involved in this sexy, wonderful, amazing world of the sex trade? 5) What makes for a good blow job? Please give details about how an SP gave the best blow job you've ever received. xoxo Mandalay

As for the ladies, I have wondered what it would be like to be with Emma Alexandra, Annessa, Angeleyes and others. I have not been with another woman, except for one lame attempt many years ago where my heart wasn't in it at the time. My significant other in Toronto and I have talked about hiring an escort to give me my first true, genuine female experience. It is nerve wracking and a bit scary, but also very exciting.

I wonder how you clean it out ... LOL

He should stop in Winnipeg on route to Vancouver to see Anita so I can spank him too!

What you are doing is wonderful. I, too, wish I had the chance to meet you.

This is another "pooning celeb" I'd like to take a ride on ... Cowboy Kenny! It would be great to be able to boast that I had the infamous Cowboy Kenny and kept him happy! How about a complimentary threesome with Cowboy Kenny and the Mod before I retire on August 5th? LOL

I agree. Sometimes there is a little bit of acting that needs to be involved. It is all part of the game. But it sure is a heck of a lot of fun when you don't have to act! :-P

Who needs Penthouse forum when we can read reviews by Dummpy!

Happy birthday ... I'll see you in my fantasies.

Perhaps you can state it like this: "May I offer you a tip for your time?" If she is interested in dating you, she will probably say "heck no ... I just want to spend time with you." If she had money in mind, she'll let you know in her own way.

I will be fantasizing about igotaboner tonight when I masturbate. ;-) What is PistolPete like? I'm very curious. Here's the scoop on a few Winnipeg gents who regularly post. CoachG is one of the most incredible lovers I have ever experienced and I should be paying him for his services. (Don't tell him that though.) He could be a very wealthy male gigalo if he wanted to. Homerdoh is a gorgeous hunk who looks like David Beckham. When I first met him, I walked right by him thinking that he couldn't possibly be my client. When he looked at me and said "Mandalay?" ... I had to pinch myself. Reallywhiteguy is one of the most funny, outgoing amazing people to be around. I love spending time with him and he can cum more in one evening than most 18 year olds. LOL

igotaboner ... I have also wondered about you ... what it would feel like to have you inside of me ... LOL

I also forgot that I wonder about the mod too! He deserves some great action for all his hard work making this board the best one on the web. LOL

As I'm approaching retirement, I am realizing there are many CERB members I'll never have a chance to meet and "try out." LOL I'm really curious about a few ... such as ... Pipercub - who seems like such a sweetheart and old-fashioned gentleman AtillatheHun - who gets top reviews by the great Emma Alexandra Dreamer - who sounds like a complete hunk I wish I would have had the chance to meet these gentlemen. There are more that will come to mind shortly. Are there members of CERB that YOU wonder about?

Thank you Mod. I am thrilled with this new service. Maybe I won't retire now as CERB has become an even more incredible place to be. LOL (Just kidding!)

That is true! The best part is that some of them are really attractive and men I would have sex with if I wasn't working as an SP. (Don't tell them though ... LOL)

I did some research to see if we weren't just jumping the gun here a bit. However another forum starting with a P and ending with a B tells the same story, but in more graphic, harsh detail.

I am amazed at some of the parallels the show has with my experiences. I hate having to lie to so many people and can relate to her struggles with that. I also wonder about my upcoming retirement on August 5th and how easy it will be to adjust to normal life again. I wonder if I will feel as bored as she did when she temporarily quit.

A friend of mine downloaded season one and two of Secret Diary of a Callgirl. I have watched a few episodes and absolutely love it. I would highly recommend it for all escorts to watch because it is really good and will make you smile with how funny and true it is.

Solid Gold (formerly Gentleman's Club) is the only place I personally feel comfortable taking my clients to. I've tried Teaser's and Sin City, but always felt uncomfortable there (as did my clients). One afternoon I took one of my favourite clients to Teasers (a regular CERB contributor) and we were afraid for our safety. The characters who filled the bar were very rowdy and rough. A $7 cover charge and $5 per drink isn't bad considering that the place is quite nice for Winnipeg standards.

Surrounding yourself with good people is extremely important in this industry. I almost got caught up with someone who is nothing but trouble when I first began this line of work. Thankfully that never happened and I followed my gut. I am receiving phone calls from Katie's clients who have tried booking her first (she was their first choice) but she was unable to serve them, so they called me. They are genuinely concerned and if there is anything I can do Katie, please just say the word.

I, too, wish Katie well. If you need a local female friend to talk to, please don't hesitate to contact me via here, [email protected] or by phone 297-2469. I'm retiring and moving away from Winnipeg soon, but would definitely make time for you if you need any help.

If that happens, you'll have to marry me!!! LOL :-P

Homer ... you are so thoughtful. I can't wait for your surprise!

She does look gorgeous! There has got to be somebody who has been with Joelene. Speak up!