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I always thought the episode where they stage a musical version of Hamlet set to the Howell's Gilbert and Sullivan records was just brilliant.

In the good old days the girls did not have to approach the guys and ask to sit down. All they had to do was walk around and guys would ask them. Now it seems harder for them and they have to be a bit more aggressive. Personally, if I go into a SC alone and don't sit in pervert's row, they approach me before I've even gotten a beer. I've walked out sometimes as this is a big turn-off for me. I'll pick and choose the dancer I want thank you very much. As for conduct in the CR, touching is allowed in both Ottawa and Quebec however the girls may draw the line on nipple sucking and digits. It doesn't hurt to be polite and ask. A simple brush off with her hand also works as a warning that that's a no no. Last thing you want is to be thrown out on your ass by a bouncer.

It was the same Diane until she moved to Natural Point on Somerset. Anyone have memories of the old Eastview Massage on Montreal Rd. and those 2 places on Catherine and Nepean/ (Man am I ever dating myself).

You know, I never met this one, but another memorable lady at Natural Point, for all of the wrong reasons, was Diane The German. She was the territorial cougar in here, getting any other girls who worked here fired for daring to see anybody she considered to be one of her customers. I could recall starting up a rapport with several younger girls there, and then all of a sudden a week later they were fired from there. She had the ear of Olga, and had her wrapped around her finger. :) I may be dating myself here but I liked Natural Point when they were at their old location on Somerset in Chinatown. Diane certainly ran the show. I still think her and Olga were either lesbian lovers or Diane really had something on her. Never had a session with her attitude was a real turn off. Favorites back then, Cassandra, Missy (yes, that Missy) and Tracy. All curvy girls, blessed with huge naturals and VERY open-minded. Best massage ever, Vanessa at Body Care. Krista also great as stated and Christina from everywhere, last at Island. Real fun gal.

Good one mmad. I was actually going to be a bit more sarcastic.

I always liked Maureen's especially when they were on Champlain in downtown Hull. Haven't been to the new location though as I don't think any of the girls moved with Maureen. I'm a bit leery if old faves like Josee, Deserae and Samantha are not there. More reviews would be nice.

There was a Lena who worked out of Luna only several years ago who was tall with dark hair and a very large pair but I don't remember any tats. She was fired to providing "too many options".

This one is new to me and maybe even this board. Never heard of them. Where are they located?

Is this the Tabitha who used to work at Triple A and dance at the NuDen? Been in the business for years.

Living in the west end I could see Aylmer across the river but it was a long haul into downtown, over the bridge and then back out to Aylmer but worth it back in the day. For a couple of years there was an ice bridge from Shirley's Bay over to Aylmer and the trip would be 10 minutes. It is a nice building but yes it does need work. Dropped in a while ago for old times sake and had a few dances with Desiree, tall black chick, very friendly, great tits and nipples. The others were not up to the same caliber. Too bad, my first SC ever.

Hard to believe that along with the existing clubs in town there were also dancers at the Richmond Inn, Thursday, Friday and Saturdays, The Gypsy Rose in Manotick, the Voyageur Inn on Montreal Rd. Habba Babba's in Westboro and there was even a strip bar in Arnprior. Times have indeed changed. I found for it's time that Jason's was overpriced. Cover charge even during the day, champagne room dances were $20 and NO touching, at least when I went.

I didn't think this place was still open. In light of what happened last night, they may close. http://www.ottawacitizen.com/Woman+found+dead+motel/4511488/story.html The door was always locked whenever I went there but that was usually mid-afternoon. They may open later. Still this place makes The Silver Dollar look like Pigales.

First off, I prefer a good massage for at least 90% of the time of the session. If she is a good teaser then after the flip it may not take too long because of the anticipation. One attendant told me that "No one ever lasts long". I look forward to their feedback.

I've been to many MP's in Ottawa and a body slide has never been an option.Treated myself in Toronto and thought, wow, if only we had this back home.

Boy does this bring back memories. First for me was the original Club 61 in Aylmer. Much classier (early 80's) then now. Still had the pornos going between shows as the girls only went on about every 40 min or so. One night was ladies night and a couple, man and woman, did a simulated sex show on stage. I also have fond memories of Valentino's. Used to go in the afternoons and see a busty blonde who happened to be an ex of Bobby Probert's. Favorite memory has to be in the Madawaska Hotel in Arnprior, yes Arnprior in the mid 1980's. Real tiny place that sat maybe 30 with a bar running completely down one wall and a small stage in the corner for the local Stompin Tom to do his thing on amateur night. We walk in and the female bartender takes our order and we sit down. No waitress and no talent anywhere to be seen. "Are you sure this is a strip bar?" I ask my buddy. Then the bartender turns up the sound system, puts down her dish rag and heads to the little stage. 3 songs later she's naked but no blanket show as the stage was too small. She gets dressed, walks by our table on the way back to the bar and says "Youse guys want another round?"

There was a thread on one of the other boards on how someone did get a release there but it was a rarity. It is totally legit staffed by mostly Asians but unlike other Asian places in the city, they at least are clean and have showers.

Natural Point started on Somerset between Booth and Rochester and that location has remained empty since they left. Their location on Fairmont has also been empty since they moved to the apartment building almost across the street where they were busted. Probably neighbors complaining. The only girl I know of that worked there and is still in the business is Carol who now owns Essence in Bell's Corners which is completely legit. None of the others have turned up since the bust several years ago. Thank God that bitch Diane is finally out of the business.

For me an MP satisfies 3 functions. First off a decent massage can be an incredible stress reliever. Most RMT's are $60 a pop and no release and I've had better massages at some MP's than most RMT's. Secondly you have the visual of a naked woman and the freedom to roam around. This eliminates the appeal of strip bars and thirdly the hand release. You don't have the guilt of intercourse and if she's good, it sure feels better than if you did it yourself. Decent massage, feeling up the bobbies and had release all for $120 sounds pretty good to me.

Maybe I'm a bit naive but I've never heard of anyone getting FS at any club in Ottawa or Gatineau. As takeout yes but never in the CR. I alsways thought digits and grinding to completion are about as far as the girls would go here. Oral I can understand but only in the old cubicles where the gorillas could not see you. This new open concept in the CR's really limits the action. Again call me naive but that's my 2 cents. I'd rather have a massage and release any day than the amount of money I could waste in a CR.

Triple A and CMJ are the only MP's in Ottawa where they post pictures of their attendents. Every MP in Toronto seems to post pictures so I can't see why Ottawa can't. Even with their faces turned or blurred out at least you can get some sort of idea on the body type.

Very good advice. I think any MP that does not have a shower should be avoided at all costs.

Maureen's is pretty good but it depends on the girl. I've had great experiences in the past with both Josee and Deserae but sadly both are gone now. Haven't been there in a while. FYI Carole Ann used to work there years ago when they were on St. Joes before she moved across the river to work with her sister.

Thanks FunJay. I think we can all fill in the blanks with the corresponding MP. Another one to add "Hey xxx xxxx after a mediocre 5 minute rub don't ask me "So what sort of extras are you interested in?"

Magnolia is a new one for me. From the looks of their web site, seems like a legit spa but there is a "Summer" working there. Could be the same Summer from Oasis/Luna/Acqua and formerly Angels. Can anyone provide more info? I may TOFTT. I could use a massage, relaxation or even legit.

She might be still dancing at the Nu Den but hasn't been at Triple A in years.