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So I've read all 8 pages on this thread and I'm actually amazed that noone's approached this from the male side of things. While many don't want to admit it, men are frail and sexually insecure beings. Women may have the current fashion and media generated stereotypes to contend with, but men have the old "bigger is better" and "a man's man" stigma weighing down hard on them. Honestly, have you seen the sizes of the "I'm your average Joe" huge cock porn star? Have you seen how many male enhancement pills and do-dads are on the net and in sex shops? So even though I've been with all shapes and sizes of short & long-term non-SP women, most of which expressed being satisfied as I was (Gosh, I hope they weren't lying!), that stigma is still hooked to me like a pitbull on a rubber ducky. So how do I go about stroking my poor ego now that I've decided to join the hobby? That's it, hire a spinner. Oh yeah! My cock will look soooo big in those tiny little hands and I will dominate her with my manly stature :bddog:. Perfect! And to complete my catharsis I will write about my manly conquest so that all may see that I am a "Man's man". It's just a thought, for what it's worth (usually $0.02)!

Why does Angelie advertise on EC and put up new pics and then not respond? I'm really jealous of gunit 2403 and I feel like it's Sesame Street. You know how noone but Big Bird can see Mr. Snuffleupagus !

I have had the pleasure of seeing Lynn again. She said duos with her roommate are possible upon request at the reg fee X2. I had a great time again :bddog:, but I was a little disappointed that she doesn't offer MSOG until she gets to know you. I have a hard time with that since I'm a very visual type of guy and she's sooooo my physical type and is a very sensual exotic dancer to boot! Easy junior....easy :jackoff:. Her roommate was there also which ads to the excitement. So YMMV, but all in all, I recommend her.

I was just reminded of a really big pet peeve (no pun intended): people who drive around with their dog(s) unrestrained in the back of their trucks. You can be the best f**king driver in the world, unfortunately there are plenty of the other variety, as well as the unexpected, that put the pet at serious risk of death or injury. Also, leaving a pet in a locked car on a hot day. If you think that cracking the windows open an inch does the trick you're just stupid. Please try it yourself if you don't believe me. Seriously go ahead ..... make sure to lock the doors ..... and don't worry I won't interfere ..... dumbass!

I agree with everything espitzer said. Lynn is incredibly hot and even better than her pics. I was a little surprised myself when her friend came in with groceries while we were in the middle of it; and the location (re. apt) isn't the best and kinda small. But all of that quickly fades away when she turns her attention to you. Anxiously awaiting my next visit :bddog:.

I think we should change the name of this site to CERBFTE (For The Elite). Why? Our apologies Sir, if you can't afford our rates you shouldn't be on here. What kind of "quality experience" can you have in 1/2hr anyway? Seems like "Slam-Bam-Thank you ma'am" to me. Is that respectful to the ladies? And apparently respect is proportional to the rates charged: Street walkers are not respected, $100-200/hr somewhat respected, $300-400/hr respected, $500+ obviously very respected. I would venture to say that it should be up to the SPs on this site to decide whether they wish to provide that service. As long as the SP and client agree to the remuneration for the service provided, be it BJ, fetish, dom, greek... what's the problem. If the SP posts quickie and/or BJ services it's OK. Just don't ask for it on here. Of course I totally agree with you if you paid for FS. One last question for the ladies: What's the difference between one of your regulars requesting a 1/2hr session and being satisfied with just a BJ and another asking you for just a BJ before the session? Would you force the first guy to have FS? Time to mooooooove on, Adios! :cry:

Thank you for the kind words, MOD! Pity we can't all be superman like you :bowdown:. Yes, us weaklings also wanna get laid like you REAL men, but unfortunately we're not as easily disposed to be assholes like some. The pictures were hers just with a little extra cushion, not someone completely different. I guess from now on I should verify their age, as well as bring a measuring tape and a scale with me to make sure everything is as advertised. Otherwise I'm likely to just keep adding to the problem. I guess nice guys always get screwed one way or another.

I recently met up with her. She's a nice enough person and really likes what she does. I didn't want to needlessly affect anyone's business, so I cut her some slack. BUT given her recent pictures on CL, I have to draw the line and spare my fellow cerbites the $$ unless they like larger women. Her pictures are misleading and show a much slimmer girl. I would guess her to be more around 175-180lbs and thus my single disappointing visit about 2 weeks ago. Gotta TOFTT once in a while!

I am willing to take TOFTT and shall deliver myself to the terrorist pussy upon request. Then I will endeavor not to explode too many times under the savage beatings I will likely face:jackoff:.

Regarding doorway etiquette, I really get peeved when there's a line of people going thru a door and everyone is keeping the door open for the person following except the friggin' slider who just slides thru the opening even though they have nothing in their hands preventing them from extending the same courtesy. The door closes and a 7-person pile up ensues. Arrrrrrggghhhh! :ablow:

Them there's fighting words on here. I hope the ladies don't boycott us and withdraw their services just to make a point. And I just got rid of my calluses :lol: !

I took my time and kept an eye on ads I was interested in to see if they were long-term advertisers and their info remained consistent. Still, I'm batting 0 for 2 on CL and consider myself lucky that the first was just an unpleasant and dead lay, and the second girl looked so strung out :shock: I just paid a "cancellation fee" and ran as fast as I could. I would like to TOFTT and find a gem on CL, but I'm afraid my good luck (ie. not getting robbed or worse) will run out. So from now on I'm sticking with tried and true recommended ladies :boobies:.

"Cloe is here for your every desire" w4m - 30 Nice pic, but a scam nonetheless. When you go to her site hotwinnipegescorts.info, you're asked to give your e-mail, name and cell #. On the next page you're asked to provide your CC number for verification. SCAM!!! Beware and don't even give them the first page info as they can start e-mailing you all kinds of crap.

Someone who takes up two parking spots near the mall entrance because they're more important than everyone else. If you don't want to chance your car door getting dinged at the mall, park further away and WALK. Also, I sympathise with SPs in terms of hygiene. I go to casinos once in a while and just love it :x when I can smell the next player coming. And this is at the higher limit tables. Even more enticing is when they turn to talk to me and knock me off my chair. Dang! Ever heard of a toothbrush?

And for a totally different personality....... the left hand! :handjob: Hey Mod, do you have a left handed dude. Someone might interpret this site as not being lefty friendly :wink: !

Yes, indeed the SP should have the last word. Dang! Now you have to post something again :wink:. I'll shut up now.

I love this thread and look forward to hearing from additional SPs. Even though these are business arrangements, there's no reason they can't be pleasant and fun for both parties.

Add one to the non-spit column, Anita. It turns me off because it just looks so scripted. Reminds me of when the girl is moaning so hard you think she's losing control and going to explode, then you see her looking for the camera to make sure she's still in the frame and has the right "porn face" on. Kinda shatters the illusion :-? ya know!

I SECOND THAT! Shhhhh! Be wery wery quiet, I tot I taw a waskely wabbit :boobies:!

***hot sexy dancer available 24*** No name or phone in ad on C*. The e-mail reply will have some pics and you will be referred to datetrisha.com for the usual "just pay $1 to get verified" variety of credit card scams (advertised Aug.01 12:57PM on CL). As usual, DON'T do it.

I have recently posted a similar note on another thread on this site, so my apologies if you've heard it before. I'm fairly new to the hobby and have taken a look at other similar sites. I have found this one to be the best IMHO because of its positive supportive environment. Yes, the other sites will let you post negative, derogatory even abusive posts. To what end? Why would I want to wade thru a big pile of sh** to find a little ray of sunshine, when I can come to this site and know that if I can't find anything positive about a certain provider then I should look for alternatives. Damn, I hate BAD MOJO :evil: ! So I'll be staying right here. Thanks

1) Are spinners tighter than more voluptuous women? New to the hobby, so I'll have to do some homework ;-) and get back to you on this one. 2) What do you do if the SP you are seeing isn't clean down below? Obviously more important to gents who like DATY. I'm the type who likes to shower shortly before and after any date and expect the same in return regardless of professional status. It's just more pleasant. If I've seen her before and I like her then I may suggest we shower and hope it was a one-off and doesn't cut into our time. If it's a new encounter, I would have severe reservations about repeating. I expect a clean workzone as part of the service. 3) What do you do and how do you react when the picture does not match the lady you see (either a bait and switch or posts old photographs)? This one is an elective. If I still like what I see, then there's no change in my gameplan. The weather may be different than forecasted, but it's still a nice day overall. If I don't like what I see, then I would express my disappointment and disapproval and leave. 4) What got you into seeing SPs in the first place? In other words, how did you become involved in this sexy, wonderful, amazing world of the sex trade? The end of a long-term relationship. I wanted to keep it simple with NSA. This is going to sound a bit clinical, but SPs are very "efficient" for me. I get only the sweet spot of "dating": I choose who/when/where we get together and I'm guaranteed satisfaction without any performance anxiety. 5) What makes for a good blow job? Please give details about how an SP gave the best blow job you've ever received. Again I'm pretty new to the hobby so I'll go by lifetime experience. I would qualify myself as a "challenging" partner. Although quickies are nice, I've never been a "slam-bam thank you ma'am" kind of guy. I'm more focused on the lady I'm with and derive the majority of my satisfaction from a job well done. I am NOT a love god by any means, I just really enjoy seeing my partner getting off. Unfortunately, the longer I go the more desensitized I get. I still have a boner, it's just hard to get over the final hurdle. This used to dissappoint some of my GFs (the good ones) - go figure. I think the ideal blowjob is very much an individual thing and there's no single foolproof method. Different strokes for different folks. I agree with igotaboner with respect to BBBJ though because I like the technique of alternating between HJ and BJ which just wouldn't feel right with a safety hat. The best and biggest BJ turn-on is when the lady actually enjoys what she's doing and zones out, like I'm not even there anymore. It's just her and my cock, and I'm just a spectator. Her singleminded goal is to make her new found toy do as she commands. I had a GF that was able to make me cum two consecutive times without interruption after swallowing my first offering. She was just so in tune with my body, it still gives me shivers. OK, I need a very cold shower. Over and out.

Depending on blood flow, I still may be in trouble :-P ! Padum-pa!

I would like to take a stab at this one. My buddy and I recently became available and were looking for uncomplicated relationships. Being quite gung-ho and adventurous, he jumped right onto CL and I, being more reserved, went on POF. My buddy was promptly taken by a scammer who required that funds be e-mailed before being given a confirmation of his booking. He/she/they were using the name Rachel Summers. All it took was 45mins to make him feel 220lbs lighter. Later as I read the e-mails that had been sent back and forth, I could feel the anticipation building as each successive e-mail contained a more revealing and enticing pic. It gave a sense of urgency and I understood that I would have fallen for it hook, line and sinker too. I mean here you are an excited newbie coming accross the pic of a gorgeous girl :boobies:, that normally wouldn't even give you a first glance, offering to fulfill any fantasy. I was very fortunate that my friend (yes, he does exist LOL) took a bullet for me. Lesson learned - the hard way! :x I wasn't overly, or should I say immediately, successful on POF so I gravitated to CL, too. I almost fell for a different scam. "The old $1 verification process trick" as Maxwell Smart would call it. What caught my attention was the big "SECURE PROCESS" in big bold letters and a little lock next to it at the top of the page trying to give the site a legitimate look. Meanwhile, the internet address began with http:/ and not https:/ as it should on a secure site. That's when I decided there were too many sharks in the water and I should seek help. I found CERB and was directed to Cowboy Kenny's thread. WOW, what an eye opener that was. But I digress. For my part, I just wanted to get laid asap with the least amount of fuss or effort. I didn't want to go to or contact any agency, club, massage parlor or even a designated and advertised provider (those with websites). It was more a matter of thinking I could fly under the radar and not have to join the community and "openly" admit that that's what I was looking for. I guess this is what makes newbies like me particularly easy prey for scammers as well as somewhat embarrassed to admit when we've been had. So, now I look to senior members for guidance and thank them for sharing their experiences with us.

What else is new, eh? Nicole, 21, ex-exotic dancer is just another one of the "just pay $1 to get verified" variety of credit card scams (advertised July 27th on CL). As has been repeated umpteen times on this site, legitimate independent providers NEVER ask for your credit card number or that funds be forwarded before you meet.