Andee

You are definitely once, twice and three times (3,000) a lady! Keep posting!

I need to know which ladies won, one of the Venus Envy Gift Cards at the social. My list of names went by the wayside and I can't remember. If you won, please pm before you try redeeming it, and I will explain why. P.S. If anyone can remember any of ladies' names that Sara McQ (the human microphone) shouted out, please let me know. Thank you for your consideration. Angela

Thank you, very much. You truly are a gentleman. And yes, "let's move on".

Whatsup, I would like to apologize to you for jumping down your throat. There was no excuse for that. However there was a reason and that being, I had a very stressful weekend dealing with some personal issues including mourning the loss of an old friend and I was not myself. I should not even have been online, but I thought the distraction would help take my mind off things. I know now I was wrong. I hope you will accept my apology.

Why not? Transsexuals are people too aren't they? Would you donate your kidney to a loved one who desperately needed it?

Dio! David Lee Roth then or now? James Remar then or now?

You know you're old when you saw the original version of Dirty Dancing in the theatres, and you could hear people gasping when this scene came on. I think I might have too (at 1:50). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRZ2A-w8r1c&feature=related

Stick with CERB and Escorts-Canada. There are plenty of lovely ladies to choose from without having to use any other questionable sites. If anyone is caught trying the bait and switch tactic, they are removed. Being a member of CERB is a privilege, not a right. Welcome and happy hobbying!

Jeannie? or Samantha :milleunenuit:

We have some volunteers to help deliver toys to the firehall. This is a great idea because often there are more girls toys donated than boys. Unisex toys are good too. For those of you who cannot manage to bring a toy, you may pay an extra $5 at the door which we will use to add more toys to the pile. Now we just have to have Mrs. Clause - Sara Mq perhaps?

Old Dog has informed me that unless you buy him a drink, he will steal your shoes so you can't leave. So be careful people. He has become very adept at untying your shoe laces or undoing velcro and having you wonder what hit you as you realize you are standing there in your sock feet. He stores the confiscated shoes in an abandoned dumpster on the Fat Bastards in-call impound. Then he auctions them off at the local flea market for extra beer money and $2 porn movie rentals. Or so I have heard. Also, don't piss him off because you may find him getting underfoot and in a blink of an eye you will go ass over tea kettle and land on your tush in embarassment. Where do you think the Muttley laugh originated from. We want to know if there is anyone who is willing to volunteer to dress up as an elf or a sexy Santa's Helper. We might know of a costume or two you can borrow. We will also require a volunteer or two to drop off the toys at the nearest City of Ottawa Fire Hall or TD Bank for distribution to the Salvation Army. Oh, btw, yes you can sit on Santa's lap, but no lapdancing permitted this year. It got way too crazy last year and Mrs. Clause was not amused. Thank you.

Yes, Emily is a very sweet girl and I believe the naughty comment was acknowledged already by a few. Great, it was fun but let's move on. But then taking the focus back to that so you could post a link to her album detracts from the original intent of this thread. Maybe I was hasty in giving you a negative rep point, but complimenting a lady is one thing, promoting them is another With 30 ladies attending, how do we decide who should be mentioned or not, or whose albums we should link to. I just don't want the thread to turn into a popularity contest, because I believe all the ladies are unique and special and compliments are welcome, but I believe members know to go to a ladies' profile if they want to see her album. That's all I am saying. Please, let's move on...

I'd say true - but a female - Calamity Jane! Jeff Healey was a friend of mine back in the early to mid 80's when I lived in Toronto.

There are so many lovely ladies to choose from. A quick look through the SP Announcements thread will give you an idea. Happy Hobbying in HOTtawa!

No, not me, Angie of Paradise Spa has volunteered already and she would look way sexier than me in that attire!

Sorry Cap, but with children worldwide not having enough to eat or clean drinking water or education, removing this tease is just not up there on the list of priorities for attending to the urgent needs of humanity. I guess you're just going to have to live with it, or resist the urge to click on those albums and torture yourself. It's easy, just say to yourself that all those pics you see that you want to click on are actually decoys for what really lies underneath because embedded among this are actually: Fat Bastard pics - it's like Russian Roulette, you won't know when it's coming and from what I hear you moved out of Mom's house because having to deal with sharing a room with guys with big stomachs and hairy asses was getting to you. Do you really want to revisit that trauma again? Think hard and long about that one.

To those who have asked: No, you cannot buy your ticket ahead before everyone else just so you can get a spot. No, you cannot have a copy of the guest list so you can see who is coming. No, you cannot bring a date who is not a CERB member. No, you cannot feed the reindeer. Santa has their schedule timed and we don't want to have to see you use shovel and bucket. Yes, you may contribute to the ladies' drinks and door prizes even if you cannot attend. Yes, you will be expected to bring an unwrapped toy for the toy drive if you wish to attend. It's very little to ask in exchange for having a great evening out. Oh, and the kiddies will thank you. Yes, you have to buy Old Dog a drink (we just let him think that) Yes, you should book the next day off work. Yes, you can order your own food if you care to, even though appetizers will be served. Well, that's all I can think of for now.

I like JuliaUndies because she marches to her own drum.

In a heartbeat. Gents: Could you ever be in a serious relationship with a lady who is an SP or MA who was not about to quit the business. Ladies: If you met someone serious, would you quit the business if he asked you to, or would you quit because you would want to, or would you keep working?

Now you truly are King of the Castle.

I have a client who told me he told his wife he was helping 3 buddies build their decks this summer. He said it was true, so good for an out. Another one told me his wife doesn't care for motorcycle rides, so he was off riding solo or with the guys from work. I wonder though what he tells her in the winter.

This would be an SPs worst nightmare:

Yes, Mrrnice2 is planning a trip, but not overseas, but to Ottawa to attend the Christmas social. My grandmother worked as a maid in former Prime Minister Hon. Louis St. Laurent's household.

Congratulations, Carrie!!! You already have your crown, so I think an additional tiara (see the model below) will hold you over until you get to 2,000 and get your double crown).

Why some business people think by bashing or trying to sabotage the competition, that that will somehow get them more business.