Andee

True! Pussies are very inquisitive. In the early 80s, I met Scott Colomby who starred in the cult movie Caddyshack and Porky's Revenge.

Or if you do suddenly have to leave chat in the middle of a conversation because your SO walks in or for any other reason, please follow-up later with a pm offering an explanation. A few seconds of effort to do that, goes a long way. I am not going to speak for Isabella, but I'm sure she would understand if the person did this rather than leave someone hanging so to speak.

Not yet, you haven't. True - I know an SP who has been known to fall asleep. One thing on my bucket list is to star in a bukkake film.

I'm afraid he might team up with the Fat Bastard Doll and be corrupted. I want to keep him all for myself. But you're welcome, Cubby, Sr.

Today is the big day. Stay tuned for the details.

Yes, presents for me and a drink for Old Dog! Seriously, we will be asking attendees to bring an unwrapped toy to be donated to Salvation Army Toy Drive. Yes, there will be a mistletoe. Yes, you can bring a date if she is a cerb member. And yes, you should check for and book your flight. So who else from out of province can we convince to come? A few names that come to mind are Gentleman11, Lee Richards, Sophia Varouska, Katherine, Vanessa Kelly? Remember all CERB members in good standing are welcome.

To all the Ladies and Gents on CERB: Mark your calendars for Thursday, December 8th as the date for the Christmas Social being hosted in Ottawa by yours truly and Old Dog. More info will be posted in November regarding ticket sales for the Gents and Agencies (cost and number of tickets we will be selling), venue, etc. Please note that this is NOT a Cerb sponsored party so please do not bother the Mod about this upcoming event. For discretion purposes, this event is only open ONLY to Cerb members, regardless of what part of the country you are from. Out-of-town members and touring ladies are most welcome. The dress code for this event will be business-casual or Christmas wear. No micro-minis or t-shirts or ripped jeans please. I will be taking care of both e-mail money transfer and cash payments. Tickets will be available the first week of November. At previous socials, we had some generous benefactors for door prizes, so if anyone is so inclined to contribute to this one, donations of gift cards of any denomination would be welcomed. Hope to see some old familiar faces and new ones of course at the next social. Remember Ladies - If you are an SP/MA member of CERB, there is no cost for you to attend. Agency owners may also attend (with paid ticket) and are welcome to bring along up to a maximum of 4 ladies this time (for free of course).

I always wondered why they just didn't make 45s with a hole in the middle to fit the turntable? You're old if you had these (I did) in your record collection:

Congratulations to everyone who has contributed to this thread. ONE THOUSAND POSTS.... Let's shoot for TWO THOUSAND....

Just make sure you're not using that excuse all the time and never working out, or she'll be telling you to get your money back from the gym because she's not seeing any results - ha ha. Seriously, though that is a good one.

Some of my clients make quite a few runs over to Home Depot. Just make sure you do have Home Depot bag with something in it, you keep in your trunk.

He kept stealing my drinks and when I turned my back, my plate of chicken wings was gone! Seriously folks, thanks to those who came out and made this a wonderful evening for all. And to those who purchased a ticket who weren't able to make, and to those who donated door prizes, your contributions were greatly appreciated! Hope to see you all again in the near future! Additional Comments: It's usually held downtown, close to transit and cabs always around. We choose a venue that allows us a private area so that only cerb members are in that area. We do not advertise it as being a cerb event and no name tags with handles, for added level of discretion. Hope this answers your question.

Thank you Cubby. I finally got to hug you in person - much better than a cyberhug any time. That was the highlight of my day - meeting you finally.

I will be checking my pm's between 3:30 and 4:30 today to see if there are any Gents who still might want to attend. We still have 2 spots available due to a couple of cancellations. Sorry, Ladies, we're at female capacity. I will not be online after 4:30 today.

OLD DOG - QUIT HIJACKING THE THREAD WITH YOUR SILLYNESS!!! But, come to think of it, Karine would look pretty hot wearing painted boobies.

Due the previous hijacking of silly outfits on this thread, I have been getting pms asking me if this is a costume or Halloween Party. Pay no attention to Old Dog and his chronies at Fat Bastard's. If they want to wear Lesiure Suits and Wigs, so be it. Regular, casual, or business-casual attire is fine. Just no sandals and socks, no ball caps or sweats, please. We are almost sold out - only 2 more tickets left for the gents. Hurry and get yours before midnight tonight.

ONE more day until the social!! Final confirmations have been sent. For those of you who have not paid or pm'd either me or Nicki to attend, you need to do so by this evening at 11:00 p.m. Don't wait until the last minute though - our last social was sold out. Gents: We have 2 more spots - only $30 (covers appetizers and ladies' drinks) Ladies: We are full now.

Congratulations, Gabriella! Keep those witty and informative posts cumming!

With all due respect, Pete, I think it depends on the ladies and their history. Without getting into details, I will give you an example. One time, Chanel Reign was at my house one day snapping some pics of Nicki and the next thing I knew, the bedroom door was closed in my face and...well. Let's just say in the event they were to specifically advertise a duo (even though this is not a common thing they do), I believe they have discovered quite nicely that they are compatible and whoever sees them would not be disappointed. Another example is Dorinda and Gabriella who both live in different places, but started advertising duos. I know they met before they advertised duos, so one can assume they determined their compatibility somehow. So, I think it depends on the ladies involved and what has or has not transpired behind the scenes beforehand that you may not be aware of. Wouldn't want you to miss out on a good thing, simply because two ladies never dvertised duos before. But I do hear what you are saying, and probably for the most part, yes, unless they have been in the bedroom previously, how does anyone really know if they'd be compatible, including themselves. Actually, come to think of it, this would be a wise thing to do - have a trial run on their own. Hmmm. Happy duo-ing!

If it's common sense, then why don't more people have it? Some is either frozen or thawed. So why do people refer to something thawed an unthawed which means it's frozen. We don't say unfrozen to mean thawed. Why Old Dog is getting free drinks from everyone attending the cerb social.

With the size of some of you guys' bellies, it's hard to detect much else down there that can be measured.

I would say the best bet is to go with the "pay by the inch" option and then you can rest assured you won't be spending more than $14 including tip. Last time, my total bill came to $8. Clean towel (if they can rummage one up) is extra tho.

I thought you promised your girlfriend the part, Old Dog:

I only have the following words for you: DATY, 69, BJ, Cowgirl Shower chair, hand held shower head Private driver, lots of movies to watch

How come I am not surprised. No shirt with a collar for you eh? I wouldn't mind seeing the leather and wristbands tho.