Andee

Wow, thank you WIT - coming from you who has achieved God Status, I am very honoured. And thanks to everyone else for the accolades. Now, if only I had a dollar for each one of those rep points, the party would be on me for sure!

Thanks for clearing that up, but Old Dog has taken over as official spokeswart for the organization from what I can see. So now Lee, you need to pay attention to the sign down near the river.

More like building excrement! Carry on.

I am making an appeal to the Fat Bastard BBM to stop hijacking the CERB social thread. We have had people threatening to cancel, demanding their money back because they are afraid to socialize or mix with the likes of you guys. So, please, I am urging, demanding in fact that you stop hijacking the cerb social thread immediately. Thank you for your cooperation. Signed: Cerb social organizers

Now c'mon, Old Dog, do you really expect us to believe this is what the Fat Bastards look like in person. Bait and switch at it's worst....tsk, tsk, nice try, but I've seen you guys there is no way any of you look like these dudes.

Okay, guys now that you've totally turned off the crowd from attending, based on your gaudy choice of attire, let's get back to the business at hand: TWO more days until the social!! Final confirmations have been sent. For those of you who have not paid or pm'd either me or Nicki to attend, you need to do so by Wednesday evening. Don't wait until the last minute though - our last social was sold out. Gents: Only $30 (covers appetizers and ladies' drinks) Ladies: Free

You know you're old when you actually look forward to having a nap, in fact you'd rather nap than have sex.

TWO more days until the social!! Final confirmations have been sent. For those of you who have not paid or pm'd either me or Nicki to attend, you need to do so by Wednesday evening. Don't wait until the last minute though - our last social was sold out. Gents: Only $30 (covers appetizers and ladies' drinks) Ladies: Free

I want to thank Samantha Ottawa for allowing me to play Greeter/Hostess at her party. It was certainly an "eye opener" for me. I think I may just partake in the next one, even if for just a bit. (Yes, I still find it a bit intimidating, but it looked like so much fun). Samantha and MILF Jade were a tough act to follow, but Jolie and Kianna were good sports and got right in there. Kudos to the ladies (and gents) who made this a great birthday party. Certainly a first for me. And hopefully not the last. Cheers!!!

I can only think of one lady who is the champ! (I've seen it with my own eyes). Samantha Ottawa

THREE more days until the social!! Nicky will be sending out final confirmations to the gents. I will be sending out final confirmations to the ladies tomorrow (Tuesday). For those of you who have not paid or pm'd either me or Nicki to attend, you need to do so by Wednesday evening. Don't wait until the last minute though - our last social was sold out. Gents: Only $30 (covers appetizers and ladies' drinks) Ladies: Free

Being told that I don't look my age even though I was having a bad hair day.

NO!!! That would be considered bait and switch and you could find yourself being written up in the Warnings Section. If I'm paying by the inch, I need to know whether to bring $8 or $10.

It's a bit late in the day, but never too late to wish you a Happy Birthday. It's a bummer you're laid up sick, but hopefully you will be able to celebrate it in style very soon!! From all of us at cerb!

For those who need a hug when no one is around:

I think I'm up for that, now that I've seen how it's done. You and Sam are sex machines, I tell yah!!! Now that Angie of Paradise has responded, I think a duo with her would be hot!

Hmmm.... Names that come to mind are Chanel Reign, Berlin, MILFJade, and Samantha Ottawa.

THREE more days until the social!! For those of you who have not paid or pm'd either me or Nicki to attend, you need to do so by Wednesday evening. Don't wait until the last minute though - our last social was sold out. Gents: Only $30 (covers appetizers and ladies' drinks) Ladies: Free

What you like may be available, but be prepared to pay the same rate, that's all we are saying. For example, if a BJ is all you want, that's okay with me, but you're still going to pay set rate.

I would love to be part of any duo that involves MILF Jade or Samantha. After being the Hostess and observer at Sam's recent gang bang, I have a new appreciation for these fine ladies. Hubba hubba.....I can't wait.

For me, fully interactive means the ladies, kiss, do daty, some finger play or toy play. For some, it could also include strap-on with one or both taking turns. Semi-interactive might be light kissing and/or, breast touching and caressing, but no touching of the genitals. Non-interactive (girl on boy only): means there are two ladies and one gent, but do not touch or interact sexually at all. When I say I do duos with ladies, it's usually Fully Interactive or Semi. If a girl is not comfortable with any contact at all, she's probably not the gal for me to be doing duos with. Just my two cents worth.

You will be missed, Nat, but you gotta do, what you gotta do. Best of luck with your endeavours. ******************************************************** ONLY FOUR MORE DAYS UNTIL THE SOCIAL. For those of you who have not paid or pm'd either me or Nicki to attend, you need to do so by Wednesday evening. Don't wait until the last minute though - our last social was sold out.

Mature, classy ladies would be: Carrie Moon: http://carriemoon.ultraescort.com/ Chanel Reign: http://chanelreign.escort-site.com/

Andy, you really should have read the fine print before signing up. Old Dog, I heard you took over Cappy's spot in the basement, the bed in front of the TV. Does this mean if he comes back, you have go back to the bunkbed. Speaking of bunkbeds, how do you determine who gets the top or bottom bunk. How do you dealing with farting, belching and snoring in the middle of the night?

Reminder that if you plan to attend the social, you need to let us know by Wednesday. We have reviewed the guest list and due to a few cancellations, a few more spots for both the gents and ladies have opened up. Gents -your $30 admission goes towards tasty appetizers for everyone, and drinks for the ladies. We will have some great doorprizes as well. Ladies - Admission is FREE! You will receive drinks and appetizers and be in the draw for door prizes. It will also be a great way to network with fellow Cerb members. PM me if you wish to attend. There are two ways to buy a ticket: 1) Email Money Transfer - Send to http://[email protected] ( PM me first to let me know if you will be sending one) 2) In Person - AngelaofOttawa will be handling tickets sales in person at her location in Orleans. Please PM her to set up a mutual time to meet. To the members who have already paid for a ticket as well as the ladies: You will be receiving a confirmation of location, time, further details on Tuesday. This is shaping up to be one great party and I am very excited to meet some new and familiar faces. Party starts at 6 Pm and runs till closing.