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What's so scary about that? Ask and you shall receive. But no hanky panky at the social - you'll have to take it outside or get a room, you know.

True. I met Stevie Ray Vaughan have his autograph.

Only very special people get frisked. Will you be one of them? ***************************************************** ONLY 4 TICKETS LEFT FOR THE GENTS! LADIES - WE ARE FULL

As soon as you arrive, you will need to go through security (Shortcake will frisk you) Does that count as a hi? Oh, and remember to buy a drink for Old Dog (ha ha).

I've been noticing Old Dog out and about around town lately. I snapped some pics. Here is on his way to work: Convertible the only way to go to snag the babes: Enjoying the last days of summer at the beach: After a long hard day, Old Dog doing his favourite thing: Napping.

I recommend Chanel Reign.

For the General: What are you going to do, arrest me for smoking?

I want to do this character known as Old Dog (or do I)?\

Where do I begin, there are so many. This is by no means a finite list: Jimi Hendrix Jimmy Page Eric Clapton Jeff Beck Stevie Ray Vaughan Steve Vai Joe Satriani Eddie Van Halen Ritchie Blackmore Tony Iommi Brian May Angus Young David Gilmour Randy Rhoads Glen Buxton Joe Perry The Edge (Dave Evans) Kirk Hammet Carlos Santana Ace Frehley Rory Gallagher Just to name a few...

Congratulations Old Dog! Pretty soon you're going to be up there with me!

Oh yes, of course. Anyone attending the social must buy Old Dog a beer. (At least make him think you're going to). ATTENTION GENTS: Only 4 spots left - I am available today and this evening in Orleans to accept your cash payment of $30. If you wish to pay by e-mail money transfer, please send to [email protected]

Of course! I will pm you, Rachelle.

You are a man after my own heart. The Bullit car chase scene is my favourite. I find the soundtrack eeerie and exaggerated, but very cool!

Kyle Reese and Sara Connor (The Terminator).:

And you when you gave them to guy that looked like this, you hoped that he remembered he owned a photo finishing store (you'll only get this joke if you watch That 70s Show). ****************************************************** You know you're old when you realize you were the same age as all the kids on that 70s show.

ATTENTION: We only have a few spots left for the social. Tickets are almost sold out! Gents: I am available until 11:00 p.m. this evening in Chapel Hill, Orleans to accept cash payments for admission to the social. Text or call me at: 613-315-2210 to arrange a mutually convenient time to drop by. Ladies: If you would like to attend, we still have a few spots open.

You know you're old when you remember seeing this "live" - the streaker at the Oscars.

I find cumshots to be the hottest thing! Anyone who knows me knows I live for "seeing" the cumshot. YUMMY.....

I think a threesome with Brian and Lois would be hot:

Congratulations, lovey! Looking forward to next 500 posts. Make sure to them cumming!!

I watched the Friendly Giant and Mr. Dressup. Captain Crunch was considered a special treat. In our house, it was boring old cornflakes or rice krispies..snap, crackle, pop!!

You know you're old when this is what Batman and Robin looked like when you were growing up:

Batman (The Dark Knight) (Christian Bale):

Just found out, this is where all of Naughty Nicki's money is going to. Her puddy cat seems to have got is paws on a great thing.

I suggest you bring a bib with you.