Andee

You know you're old when none of your friends want to go to a concert on a weeknight because it will run past their bedtime. ISN'T THERE ANYONE WHO WANTS TO GO SEE JUDAS PRIEST WITH ME IN MONTREAL - SIGH!!!1

I wanted to be the first one to wish you a most awesome birthday, lovey! May your day be fun-filled.

I like Elizabeth because she's feisty and fearless!

I ran into Old Dog today and he told me they sent him home from work to change because he showed up wearing this t-shirt.

Please do not jump on me the second I sign into chat and request a private chat. Give me a minute to say hello to other people first. Before you ask me to private chat, please check out my profile and/or website before you launch into a tirade of questions such as: "How old are you" or "which city are you in" (Yes, I get asked this even though my handle indicates where) Do not ask me to engage in erotic chat talk Do not ask me to join you on cam (there is a reason I don't own a cam) Do not ask me intimate questions like "were you busy today", "are you attached" "is your roommate male or female" or "how's business". As Meg said, do not pretend we have never chatted before and start with your rehearsed list of questions Do not ask if I want to see your cock on cam. I don't. Do not ask me gossipy type questions about others who you I may be friendly with. If you want to ask me something do do with booking an appointment, please use the whisper feature. Thank you.

Not really cool to be discussing other sites on CERB.

Capitalman grovel? I'd pay admission to see that!

Meg beat you? Really. Do tell. I like Capitalman because he's a rebel.

Mutau: Your keen powers of observation are better than mine. Ah, but I think we can agree that most gents would not be paying any mind to that pot on the stove. Hair net? Why is she not shaved?

I like Lee Richards because he makes me laugh. Oh, and he's going to buy Old Dog a drink at the social, so I don't need to.

Did anyone notice the same thing as me? Why is she stirring a pot when the stove isn't even turned on?

Agreed. It even happens with those of us who offer half hours where we get guys who ask for 15 minute sessions. I tell them if they want to only stay 15 minutes, they still need to pay for the half hour. When they balk, I remind them there are ladies who offer 15 minute specials so perhaps they should call them.

Jabba, no biggie if you don't want to share. I've seen Nicolette Vaughn squirt and gush so I know "her" secret. She is not only known as Naughty Nicki, but also at times, Niagara Nicki. I know what you mean about the umbrella, Sophia. Oh and waterproof mattress pad too!

Gents: I am available until 6:00 p.m. this evening in Chapel Hill, Orleans to accept cash payments for admission to the social. Text or call me at: 613-315-2210 to arrange a mutually convenient time to drop by. Ladies: If you would like to attend, we still have a few spots open.

Wow, 1,000 already!! Keep them coming!

Wow, 4000! That's a lot of bums...I mean posts!!

Thanks for resurrecting this thread, Cap. We all have days like that. As a lady who is blind as a bat without my specs, I can assure you that we still manage to see quite well up close.

It's the male facsimile blow up dolls that look like Jimmy Fallon and Stephen Harper that creep me out. But the Deuce Bigelow doll has a nice smile.

Yes HARDON is a problem for them - especially first thing in the morning when they wake up and their mind is not clear they are vulnerable to attacks.

If I was talking 5 inches, you know what I mean. No, not fingers either!!!

Old Dog: I am beginning to question just how bad things are for you when I consider how much time it took you to research all these groups and their acronyms. I think an intervention might be in order some time soon. As far as the one sheet and towel, at least make sure you have two, so that hopefully we can get a dry one if not a clean one! Geesh, do us ladies have to teach you guys EVERYTHING about running a successful in-call. BTW the way Fat B's new "pay by the inch" promotion has saved me lots of $ lately. I was very pleased to be presented with a $10 exit fee last time I booked. But I think last time I'd like to see someone with more than 5 inches. I can well afford $14 for 7 inches. I know I'm asking a lot, but do you have anyone that big? Let me know.

I like Winnipeg Cub because he looks so cuddly and squeezable on his avatar and he is always a complete gent towards everyone on the board.

The highlight of my day was having the pleasure of being the first (after the MOD of course) to be able to congratulate Samantha and WIT on winning the favourite provider/member awards. Old Dog and I were so relieved we came in second place because we didn't want the responsibility of such a position. All those social commitments and interviews, tours, events, hand shaking and smiling and waving. Nah, we'd rather just hang out near the food table and bar at all the after parties and reap the benefits of being in good company. And then Old Dog doesn't have to worry about the stains on his tie. Oh, he doesn't even have to worry about wearing a tie which is even better!

I like Alexandra-Sky because she isn't afraid to speak her mind no matter how controversial the topic may be. Oh and the fact that she's super smart and sexy ranks up there too!

I would say pay them no mind. There are many "original" "legit" ladies who you can find on CERB and Escorts-Canada to choose from that you don't even need to worry about the copycats. Copycats, scammers and fly-by-nights are all part of this and many other types of business. Trying to figure out why is like hitting your head against a brick wall. Who knows why people do what they do. If in doubt, check the diary. That's what it's there for. http://www.cowboysdiary.info/