Andee

The social will run from 6 p.m. until closing on Thursday, Sept. 29th at a downtown venue with a private room designated for our group.

Okay everyone - still waiting for those of you who expressed interest in attending the social to pony up and get your tickets bought and names put on the guest list. Gents: For those of you who expressed an interest in coming to the social who have not already contacted us for a ticket, please do not wait until the last minute, because we are now selling them on a first come, first served basis. Ladies: We still have a few spots open. If you haven't already done so, please let me know soon so I can include you on the guest list. Kindly re-read the first post in this thread for more details. I am available Friday pretty much all day until 8 pm. in the evening for cash drop-offs. PM first to let me know.

To a great contributor and valuable member of this board, I congratulate you, Emily!

I did it for you: You know you're old when Spam meant this:

Fatal Attraction with Michael Douglas and Meryl Streep?? It was Glenn Close, not Meryl Streep!

You know you're old when a younger person asks you "who is Jim Morrison"? Ozzy's response to this interviewer is more priceless though: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kBYcVDTB7I&feature=related

HPV (genital warts) can be spread from skin to skin contact (no fluids).

Good for you and good to hear!

Additional Comments: Great, I guess I'll see you there - lol. Formal attire or rocker attire for you? I think I'll take Surf Nazis Must Die and then he can throw some punk/metal into the mix.

You would think, but in my experience, it's not. I go to some local bars around my area for karaoke etc., and I often get hit on by guys in their late 30's to mid-50s. Whenever I bring up the issue of protection (not that I would actually end up taking any of these losers home), I find 99% of the guys admit they "never" wear condoms. Then they add "why do you ask, aren't you clean" or "you can't get pregnant anymore, or "I'm fixed, so what are you worried about". Honest!

So according to People Magazine, it's true. Hell will be freezing over on October 1st. Shannon and Gene are finally getting married. What do you suppose made him change his mind after all these years? Read all about it: http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20525275,00.html

I used to keep track of things I need to follow up on. Or like Old Dog, to keep drafts. For example, the list for the social.

Okay listen up all you social cerbites! Summer is over. The long weekend is coming to an end. Now to get down to business again. Gents: For those of you who expressed an interest in coming to the social who have not already contacted us for a ticket, please do not wait until the last minute, because we are now selling them on a first come, first served basis. Ladies: We still have a few spots open. If you haven't already done so, please let me know soon so I can include you on the guest list. Kindly re-read the first post in this thread for more details. I am available this evening until 10 pm and then tomorrow afternoon and evening until 6:00 p.m. in Orleans to receive any cash payments you guys want to drop off.

Shite - I mean to say "or" not "and" - of course not at the same time. I will still let you into the social, but you will have to bend over so I can administer a spanking. Then Shortcake will frisk you. Back to the thread...

On a more mellowier note: Mike Reno (Loverboy) and Ann Wilson (Heart) Almost Paradise from the Movie Footloose Soundtrack: A moment of history: Joe Cocker, Jimmy Page, Jeff Beck and Eric Clapton http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7GRuxQeXXw&feature=related Just stumbled up this. If you like 80s rock, you need to check out this collaboration: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aksgS0E_Bx0&feature=related

What are some of your favourite music collaborations. This would be musicians jamming, guest appearances. Here are a few of mine: When Rob Halford filled in as the singer for Black Sabbath: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-4BthN-TjA When James Hetfield (Metallica) and Tommy Iommi (Black Sabbath) joined Queen onstage for Stone Cold Crazy:

I wish I could snap my fingers and whistle. I'm hopeless.

Before everyone jumps to conclusions, sometimes ACRONYMS mean different things to different people. I was told it meant that when the guy is coming, he pushes down deep and holds it which some girls don't like. They prefer the guy to come and then back out before the penis becomes flacid thereby risking condom slippage. I have never been asked to do this so it is not common. So I think to most it probably means what folks are saying here. But that doesn't mean the SP's definition is the same. Some people think my COF (come on face) means CIM (come in mouth) which are same. Or that CIM (come in mouth) means swallow. I know girls who CIM, who then discretely spit it out.

And now the winner of the Homer Simpson Lookalike Contest:

Apparently the Canadian Rock Band Helix are all in favour of boobies in their rock videos: Gimmee Gimmee Good Loving http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUG3QL2xdTE Rock You http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BNnu3Ip9gE

Yes, it is rude!

If you aren't willing to spring a week's pay as you put it, to see a lady, then you shouldn't be asking for ladies to tour there because of course their fees will have to reflect travel costs.

This is the original video for the song Poison by Alice Cooper which was censored because of naked boobies. To quote another person, it's amazing how it's okay to watch people kill each other, but not the human body.

I respectfully disagree, Emily. When I see "Come and see me soon" to me it comes across as soliciting. So if I think that way, so will others and that is what the guys don't like. It also makes the Poster seem a little pushy or desperate. Just my two cents.

What a colossal waste of time and money considering there are much more pressing issues bureaucrats could be addressing.