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Congratulations, Samantha! Welcome to the Elite Club. Keep those posts coming!

Not to sound sarcastic, but sometimes I feel like saying you're not "that important" that I am going to jeopardize my safety, security and eputation to go around finding ways to ruin your lives. If you have nothing to hide and don't cause us any harm, you need not worry about anything. End of story.

Hey congratulations, FtF! Keep them coming!

Not knowing their situation, I can't say with authority, but I would think if they're not advertising, it probably means they're not available at the present time.

Sorry, it's late in the day, but just wanted to wish you a very Happy Birthday, Diva!

Business casual. Jeans are allowed, but no ball caps, sweatshirts or t-shirts, or shorts with socks and sandals, please. If some big guy comes up and asks you to buy him a drink, ignore him. That's just Old Dog.

Ripley, you are more than welcome to come whether you are a man or woman (that didn't sound right). Just don't be surprised, if you have gents asking if they can call you sometime.

I like Meg because she always acts like a lady!

That was great, Old Dog. It brought a tear to my eye and smile to my face. RIP, Jack. You were one of the good guys.

You know you're old when albums used to fit in milk crates perfectly. So the dairies got smart and started making the crates smaller. They used the metric system as an excuse, but we all knew better.

Happy Birthday! The world is a better place because you're in it!

I am at a loss for words. He was a great Canadian, period!

In a heartbeat. If you won a substantial amount of $ in a lottery, would you donate part of it to charity?

Dorinda, you have those eyes that speak volumes, that no man or woman can say no to!

I learned a long time ago I could use my eyes as seduction tool. Someone once told me, "I have the look". When I'm aroused, my eyes become a darker shade of green.

I would have loved to be in on the duo that Berlin and T-girl Nikki had. Hmmm....there's always another time.

You know you're old when you have progressive bi-focals to see up close and you still need a magnifying glass sometimes because you can't see the fine print on some items. I could have used a magnifying glass yesterday when I thought some type of a carpet beetle was a bed bug because it looked the same to me as what I saw on the net. My sudden paranoia was brought on due to a client who came to see me who had bites on his lower legs and told me he got them from wearing sandals with his jeans and the horseflies got up and bit him. Those bites looked similar to some college students I observed on the bus who were talking about how much they hated their apt. because of the bed bugs. So as the story goes, I freaked out, but a friend of mine came over and looked at the remainder of the bug I squished and chuckled and pointed out to me that this bug had wings and bed bugs don't have wings. I couldn't see the wings for the life of me, so I made her pry them off. Whew!!! Look Ma, no wings on these suckers. I hope I never have the pleasure....yucch!

She called you a jerk and made a veiled threat. Seems to me your response was cordial. She is the jerk. Like who would want to give their information now after hearing you best beware of her. Eventually someone will write her up on one of the other boards. Business Suicide.

Looking forward to eating that steak you're taking off the barbeque and you drop in on the ground. Boiling the water for the corn with the lid on and forgetting to put the corn in the pot Eating steak with no steak knives. Running out of Montreal Steak Spice....ugh!

The only licensed establishments I know of are Massage parlours. There are some cities where escorts are required to buy their own licenses, but we have yet to see a licensed in-call (brothel). No offence to the OP (Boomer), but this is technically second hand information and even though it may be true, I still think it's up to the member to post the information because he is riding on your reputation. Also, this does not belong here, but in the warnings section.

When the painter's helper didn't clean the paint off the bottom of my laundry tub and I didn't notice when I put some towels in there that were wet and they got paint on them. Washed them, but the paint stayed on, but didn't notice until I put them in the dryer and could smell something funny. Good thing I was there, or I would have had a fire. Not impressed at all right now. Now I'm paranoid to use the dryer. What a screwed up weekend I am having!!

Ladies: Samantha Evans, FortunateOne Nicolette Vaughn Cleo Catra Megan's Touch Soleil Shortcake Gents: Wrinkled in Time Roaming Guy Old Dog Steve Curious Scott The Canuck Etasman

You said it!