Andee

You drank beer that came in stubbies:

You know you're old when you remember when this movie came out in the theatres and adults were commenting on how it was the scariest movie they had ever seen.

I used to just say "foolin' around".

Speaking of condom commercials, these are my favourites:

I am confused by this because you said in your original post: So when I wake up with my morning coffee, log into to read the General Discussion area and see thread titles of "Daty vs Digits." "Greek or no Greek", etc. It really makes me question things here and a few have almost made me spit of my coffee on a few occasions. Could it be when you actually read the post (not just the title), you realized it wasn't offensive to you at all. Sometimes there is just no other way to call something other than what it is. Period. And as service providers (in your case MA), we need not be so squeamish about words..or the reason why we are here. Let's get real folks. No matter how you want to sugar coat it, it's not just about dinner dates, relaxing massage and cuddling - we are in the business of selling sex, period! And this is an escort review board, and the tamest, most respectful one you will find probably find on the planet. I worked in the corporate world, in offices for over 25 years and can tell you disrespect comes in many forms and I have experienced less of it here on CERB than I ever did working with rude women and men who I had to face day in and day out. Now days, if I don't like the cut of someone's jib, I don't have to see them or read or respond to their posts!! Erin, I appreciate the point you were trying to get across, but take it from someone who has been in the business since the mid 90s, at the end of the day, I think we have a pretty good community here. And I would say the majority of the members on this board behave quite respectfully. The other minority few, bear no mind to. Oh, and one more thing that is pretty obvious: you can't legislate common sense or manners no matter how right you may be

I like Meg's sexy little body too... Oh, sorry, got distracted. I like the fact that Notch Johnson has a wicked sense of humour.

Congratulations! Always look forward to your words of wisdom! Keep on on posturing - I mean posting! Before you came along, all I had was this:

Old Movies I must get around to seeing again: Sid and Nancy: Starring Gary Oldman as Sid Vicious Easy Rider: Starring Peter Fonda and Dennis Hopper with Jack Nicholson and Karen Black. The Doors: Starring Val Kilmer as Jim Morrison

After reading this thread, my head is spinning. I am so happy that for now, at least, I am single. But if and when I am attached, I do not think it is anyone's business. Whoever I am seeing will know I am an SP and will need to be okay with it for the relationship to continue. And if I decide to leave the business, that will be my choice, not because another person insists on it or makes it the condition of us being together. Nicki brought up an excellent point. How do you know for sure that a lady is telling you her real marital status? And what is the difference between being single and in a committed relationship than being married and in one? At the end of the day, it's really nobody's business.

Just when you thought you had seen everything. Archie and the Gang Meets KISS. By Vaneta Rogers Newsarama The Archie characters have survived a lot in their more than 70 years of publication, but things in Riverdale are sure to get interesting in November. KISS is coming to town. "It's the biggest band in rock history crossing paths with Archie, Betty, Veronica, Jughead and Sabrina," said Alex Segura, who's writing the four-issue story with art by Dan Parent. "Two major pieces of Americana joining forces for the first time." It may seem like an odd pairing, to put the milkshake-sipping teens from Archie with a hard-rocking band like KISS. But the story, which begins in Archie #627, sees Riverdale invaded by monsters from another dimension. Their presence makes the town ripe for a visit by the KISS personas: Demon, Starchild, Spaceman and Catman. "The Riverdale gang are looking to cast a protection spell to protect the town before Halloween," Segura said. "Of course, that means Sabrina is coordinating things. But when the spell goes awry and a cabal of dangerous monsters appear, who's going to stop them? Enter KISS. Can the Archies team up with the rock legends in time to save the town from the legion of monsters? Stay tuned. Oh, and zombies. There'll be zombies." The story will also introduce a gang of four monsters that Segura said will "simultaneously frighten and amuse, and fans of pop culture stuffs will get a kick of them." The Archie Meets KISS comic will coincide with another KISS comic from IDW, making this a rare situation where two major comic publishers are sharing a popular trademark license simultaneously. And this isn't the first time the on-stage personas from KISS are showing up in a comic, but it is a first for Archie and the gang. "Most of my non-musical interaction with KISS has been through comics," Segura said, "whether it was the older stuff from Marvel or titles like Psycho Circus and the like. They're as close to real-life comic characters as you can get." For Parent, getting to draw KISS has brought back a lot of memories. "I remember playing the 45's over and over of Rock and Roll All Nite and Christine Sixteen," he said. "I remember the first dance I ever went to, in eighth grade, I danced to Beth and I kid you not, the girl I danced with was named Beth too." Segura said he's trying to give each of the KISS members a unique voice in the four-issue story, but he admitted that writing the mixture of the Archie teens with KISS has been a little odd. "It's a treat to type out scenes like 'Demon spits fire next to Betty in the Chok'lit Shoppe,'" he said. "One of those 'huh, this is my life' moments."

I think I have died and gone to heaven.

They don`t make comedians like Redd Foxx anymore:

Since I never had any children, I am not as fussy as some mature ladies who think it`s creepy to see a guy who may the same age or younger than their children. I don`t blame them in a way because I can relate in that for example, I would not be comfortable with doing duos with ladies who under 25 years old because my oldest niece is 21. As long as you are respectful of my boundaries, don`t try to bargain me down, are clean and courteous, I will consider anyone who is 19 years of age or up. But that`s just me! I have some very nice young, respectful men come and see me who were actually easier to handle than some older men, so I never try and generalize because there are always exceptions.

Happy Birthday, Nathalie:

My favourite: Oh Bloody Hell!

I like Shymale because his posts are always respectful.

Weird Al Yankovic - Smells Like Teen Spirit: What is this song all about? Can't figure any lyrics out How do the words to it go? I wish you'd tell me, I don't know Don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no Dnn't know, don't know, don't know Now I'm mumblin' and I'm screamin' And I don't know what I'm singin' Crank the volume, ears are bleedin' I still don't know what I'm singin' We're so loud and incoherent Boy this oughtta bug your parents Yeah It's un-in-tel-ligible I just can't get it through my skull It's hard to bargle nawdle zouss(?) With all these marbles in my mouth Don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no Don't know, don't know, don't know... Well we don't sound like Madonna Here we are now, we're Nirvana Sing distinctly? We don't wanna Buy our album, we're Nirvana A garage band from Seattle Well, it sure beats raising cattle Yeah And I forgot the next verse Oh well, I guess it pays to rehearse The lyric sheet's so hard to find What are the words? Oh, nevermind Don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no Don't know, don't know don't know... Well, I'm yellin' and we're playin' But I don't know what I'm sayin' What's the message I'm conveyin'? Can you tell me what I'm sayin'? So have you got some idea? Didn't think so, well, I'll see ya! Sayonara, sayonara Ayonawa, adinawa Odinaya, yodinaya Yaddayadda, yaaahyaaah Ayaaaaah!

Calf Liver and Fried Onions Perogies and Sour Cream Hot Dog and Mustard Sausage and Sauerkraut Strip Sirloin and Pan Fried Mushrooms All I can think of is food right now!

George Carlin on the differences between Baseball and Football: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om_yq4L3M_I

Reading this thread reminded me that there is a social group here on cerb for dog lovers. For those of you who don't already know about it, you can find it here: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/group.php?groupid=82&pp=10&page=3 I wish I could have a dog but alas my roommate won't permit it. Seriously though, it is a long term commitment that I am not sure I would be up for. Which is why I like visiting my friends' dogs. I can't wait to find out what breed you decide on.

When your parents used to tune in for the Tommy Hunter Show Maxwell Smart was ahead of his time with his "shoe phone". Now who doesn't agree that Agent 99 was a hot babe. Anyone remember the Cone of Silence (that never worked): And then there was the "portable Cone of Silence".

And they have more money to do it in style (or not)!! Came across this blog - an interesting read: http://dennisearl.wordpress.com/2011/07/20/gene-simmons-shannon-tweed-need-to-get-real-with-their-audience/

I get tested regularly and the only testing I know of in Ottawa that is fully anonymous, is testing for HIV. http://www.ottawa.ca/residents/health/living/sexual/clinic_en.html#P58_3572