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Looking forward to eating the last piece of pie and discovering your roommate helped themselves to it (after they ate most of it already).

Can anyone guess which record album came with these j-cloth type panties?

You know you're old when, you realize you were still a kid when this movie came out: I actually had a doll like this and matching hot pants of my own:

Cleo is right. I don't pick up blocked numbers, payphones, skype or googlemail, calling card or those other types of numbers either. Unless it's a 10 digit number that I can call you back on (which rarely I have to), no appointment can be booked.

I've met men who see nothing wrong with paying me for sex, except they have made it quite clear they wouldn't want their wife, sister or daughter doing it. (To which I laugh, because they "don't get" that perhaps they just hurled a slur at me). My dad is 78 and reminds us he's "old school". When discussing a sibling who was (is) still a virgin now in his 40s, I quite shocked to hear my father say, "When I was young growing up in Montreal, the father would bring the son to the "cat house" and get it over with" (expression followed by some French expletives). I asked him if my grandfather did that for him to which he replied of course not, that he was working at 14 and managed quite well with the ladies. This I believe because my grandmother confirmed that because he had a paycheck, the taverns would serve alcohol to him even at that age. He didn't come right out and admit visiting prostitutes when he was single and in the Air Force and stationed overseas in the 1950s. However, I did hear a conversation about the military boys being issued condoms and how they were as thick as kitchen catchers. He also told me when he was in France he had different girlfriends he would actually "live with" for weeks at time (rather than go home to the barracks on the base). He described how beautiful they were and how they would cook for him, do his laundry, pressed his uniforms. I presume for a fee of course. There were many young women after the war who had no other way of supporting themselves but to offer to be a soldier's "girlfriend". This is how some of them met their spouses, but I'm sure those stories are never told openly at a dinner party. This was happening all over Europe, in France, Germany, Holland, etc. We have never spoken of my involvement in prostitution. It has never come up and I doubt it will because we are like two ships passing in the night. I'm sure my dad would have to look up my home phone before. I think me might have suspected I have done it, but has never called me out on it. I am not sure what his reaction would be, but like everything, some people will justify why it's okay to do something at certain time of their life. I know my father did not cheat on my mother once they got married, but I know he sure had a good time before that, and not without paying for it sometimes along the way. I don't think he'd have any qualms now about admitting his visiting prostitutes, but he downplayed when mom was alive, I believe out of respect for her.

They sold millions of records, but you won't find anyone in our age range who will admit to having bought one or listening to their songs on the radio. Scotland's most embarrassing export, I would say. Another band we listened that we at least admitted to listening to then, but not now. But for some reason we do go to the tribute shows and say it's because our auntie wanted to go.

You know you're old when you watched Saturday Night Live when it first came on. John Belushi and Gildna Radner RIP. And Chevy Chase looks like this now:

You know you're old when this was the first word processor you ever worked with back in 1981 - the NBI 3000. You know you're old when you can say you were a teenager when this album came out and you wore it out playing it (thank goodness for cd's)

You know you're old when you you held up a lighter at a concert while yelling "encore".

I'm telling Cleo you're being bad to kitties!!

I got that, but they got cheap and took away the prize (usually a little cheap useless piece of plastic) but dammit it was the only thing some of us had to look forward to all week when we got our treat. When a treat was just that! A treat. A box of crackerjack or a bag of chips, a chocolate bar and single bottle of coke or 7-up once a week on Saturday night after supper but ONLY if you were good.

This song is Journey's sexiest song... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QY1oLo-WoVs

Every KISS and Mr. Potatohead lover's dream.

You know you're old when... - You watch "That 70s Show" and realize you were 17 in 1977 just like the characters on that show. - You could run in platform shoes - You saw Cheech and Chong's "Up in Smoke" in the theatre. - The park and ride at Hunt Club and Uplands Drive was the Airport Drive-In. - When KFC was Kentucky Fried Chicken and it was finger lickin good then (they cooked the chicken in high pressure fryers that actually made the skin crisp and the meat moist). - You remember it was big news when Pierre Elliott Trudeau married Margaret Sinclair - This was considered a modern music system:

You know you're old when: - You and your girlfriends would debate over which show was lamer - The Partridge Family or the Brady Bunch - As a kid you could roam the streets freely with your friends to go trick or treating at Halloween without parents as chaperones - Crackjack came in a box (not a bag) and there was actually a prize in the box (not some joke on a piece of paper). - You raced home from school every day to watch the Flintstones that started at noon. When it was over, that was your cue to head back to school. - Everyone was busy at 6:00 so they could watch Truth or Consequences with Bob Barker with the brown hair. - Kids birthday parties were just that!! The only parent at a kids birthday party was the birthday kid's mom who served hotdogs or pizza, ice cream and cake. (No parents and $300 outing to cosmic adventure). - Every teenage girl wanted to get her hair cut like Farrah Fawcett - Every teenage boy wanted or had a poster of her on his bedroom wall.

What is something you don't want falling out of your bag at the gym. Chaz Bono

Not to hijack the thread, but I noticed that some ladies do not offer shower facilities or they charge an additional fee for this which I find surprising. I kind of figured offering shower facilities with clean towels and basic toiletries (light scented liquid shower soap, hand soap, mouthwash, spray deodorant) was the norm. That's the way I have always worked. Unless someone wants to take a 15 minute shower, I have no objections to letting the time go over a bit since I am low volume and do not book my calls back to back.

A recommendation should only be written if someone wants to "recommend" that particular provider. If there are things you don't like, then obviously you would not recommend them, hence no recommendation. If you want to review them and pick them apart, then go and do it on one of those "review" boards. Plain and simple but some of you just aren't getting it. If you have nothing nice to say, then don't say anything at all. And if you don't like a ladies messy apartment or dirty washroom or overlit room, then give her a cancellation fee and leave. Don't stay and follow through with the session and then bitch about it. Like how enjoyable is that supposed to be if you're not comfortable from the get go. And then to encourage others to share their "turn-offs", for what purpose? These situations are in the minority unless you are getting someone working out of a crack house or something which you might expect from someone advertising on a free site or a telephone chat line. I think this thread is going nowhere.

Congratulations SA - you made the big time!!

Did you at least get your penis back before you broke up?

What actor sounds like he has cotton balls stuffed in his cheeks when he's talking? Tony Montana

You know you're old when you can say: - You said the Lord's Prayer and sang God Save the Queen every morning in school - Girls were not allowed to wear pants to school - There was one (rotary) telephone in the house - You were at Expo '67 - You saw Neil Armstrong walk on the moon on a black and white television set - You saw adults crying when Kennedy got shot - You were given a spoonful of cod liver oil every morning. - Your 9 year old niece can use a smart phone better than you.

I love it when someone I like offers me a foot rub!!

You know you're old when only people in your age group know who Rory Gallagher was - such an underrated musician who was taken from us way too early in life. And when you introduce him to younger people, they ask, how come I never heard of this dude? A hidden gem for sure.