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Andee

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  1. I have not only ridden in an 18 wheeler, I have had sex in one as well (parked and rolling down the highway)! I have never had a cast (broken bone).
  2. Personally after seeing the movie "Big Daddy" with Adam Sandler, I kinda developed a crush on Scuba Steve and have some fantasy about googles and flippers...
  3. I have been to 4 cerb socials. I have never ridden in a horse drawn sleigh.
  4. Yeah, those would work actually. Don't want CIE (Cum in eye).
  5. So the question that has plagued mankind for 3 decades? Just where the hell is this supposed "South Detroit"? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5I-SbwCHJ80 Explained! http://www.cbc.ca/news/arts/music/story/2009/07/20/steve-perry.html
  6. Now we know why Don Johnson didn't become a singing sensation. Anyone remember this?
  7. Who woulda thunk Eddie Murphy could have been a singing sensation too if he had stuck with it....
  8. I would allow this with daty as I don't allow digits anymore (too many problems). I am like Lexy - I don't keep my eyes open for COF unless the guy is okay with me wearing my glasses and even then, the angle would have to be right. Sure, I say, bring it on!
  9. I have ridden a horse. I have never been to Newfoundland (or Labrador).
  10. I have driven a motorcycle (still have my license). Never have I taken up cigarette smoking.
  11. Way to go Lexy! Welcome to the Elite club. Keep 'em cumming.
  12. What were these excellent actors thinking when they agreed to appear in these movies? Samuel Jackson Snakes on a Plane Great Blue Sea (that movie about genetically altered super sharks) Harvey Keitel as Satan in Little Nicky (an Adam Sandler comedy)
  13. I have been to the States I have not been to England.
  14. Geez - thanks everyone. Not sure if I have that much to say or if maybe I just spend too much time on here - lol.
  15. Okay, guys you're all getting off track again. I have eaten head cheese. I have never shaved my head.
  16. I did acid (once in 1979) and have been to a strip club. I have never been to Mexico.
  17. Nothing finer than a good looking cowgirl or studly cowboy. But as far as the Calgary Stampede is concerned ("greatest show on earth"). No thanks. Last year 6 horses were killed, and 1 so far this year. In my mind, not worth it to have animals harmed or killed for human entertainment. See this: http://calgary.ctv.ca/servlet/an/local/CTVNews/20110709/rodeo-stampede-horse-death-1100709/20110709/?hub=CalgaryHome#commentSection Oh, and never mind the crime that goes along with the stampede - muggings and rapes that you never hear about. A friend of mine worked security there for years at the Saddledome and told me horror stories. Not to hijack the thread, so, let's let's carry on. This one's for you, Cubby.
  18. You're not alone. If I could have it my way, my preference is to give oral. I don't have to be touched anywhere, but when I see that cum shot, that's what gets my juices flowing. It's the ultimate foreplay for me.
  19. I thought Jake covered it pretty well in this scene from the Blues Brothers: [after a burst of gunfire from the Mystery Woman, Jake climbs to his feet, covered in mud from the tunnel floor] Jake: It's good to see you, sweetheart. Mystery Woman: You contemptible pig! I remained celibate for you. I stood at the back of a cathedral, waiting, in celibacy, for you, with three hundred friends and relatives in attendance. My uncle hired the best Romanian caterers in the state. To obtain the seven limousines for the wedding party, my father used up his last favor with Mad Pete Trullo. So for me, for my mother, my grandmother, my father, my uncle, and for the common good, I must now kill you, and your brother. [Jake falls to his knees] Jake: Oh, please, don't kill us! Please, please don't kill us! You know I love you baby. I wouldn't leave ya. It wasn't my fault! Mystery Woman: You miserable slug! You think you can talk your way out of this? You betrayed me. Jake: No, I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD! [Elwood covers his head in anticipation of more gunfire, Jake removes his sunglasses to make a wordless appeal, and the Mystery Woman visibly softens] Mystery Woman: Oh, Jake... Jake, honey... [Jake embraces the Mystery Woman and they kiss] Jake: [to Elwood] Let's go. [He drops the Mystery Woman and walks off] Elwood: [to the Mystery Woman as he steps past her] Take it easy.
  20. Same thing happened to my sister in law at an Irving Truck Stop in Nova Scotia. I told her she should have sued them.
  21. Don't be shy to be yourself - sing in the shower if you care to!!
  22. If it ain't broke, why change it? If you change your name, chances are someone else will scoop the handle and that would ultimately cause confusion. And as far as the history of this board is concerned anyway, there is only one Pistol Pete. I say leave it.
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