Andee

An oldie but goody, bump and grind funky song:

Boomer is right. You may want to ask MOD to move this thread to the massage discussion forum for Winnipeg. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=170

Alex Grenyait Karine19 Jazy come to mind.... If you had followed through with the suggestions given on another thread you started about fitness girls, you would have found some by now. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=45774

You might want to start with this website for the city of Winnipeg. http://www.winnipeg.ca/cms/license_branch/business_licenses/massage_parlour.stm

Has anybody been yet? I'm still shooting for Peter Frampton this Sunday and Joe Satriani, the Sunday afterwards.

Sorry, no karaoke. But it's something to consider for another event, though.

Listen up, people: Miracle Whip IS NOT the same as Mayonnaise!!! If I ask for Mayonnaise, do not give me Miracle Whip. Thank you.

I have been seeing some of the same gents for years and not one has ever asked me for discount or freebie, mind you they do not visit 4 times a month. But even it they were to happen, that is when going retainer may be the better option.

If there was a best bums in the galaxy thread:

eating copious amounts

We thought it might raise eyebrows with wait staff. For example "Old Dog" (sorry, I had to use you as an example) goes up to the waitress to order a drink and she notices his name tag. Okay, then.... Yes, Nicki is right. We keep it discrete. Just a meet and greet of ladies and gents. Good food, drink, music and conversation! Hope to see you there.

With kids having everything from ipods to their own computers, etc. I like when my 9 year old niece who isn't exactly a small child (she wears size 12 girls clothes) asks nothing but to just sit on my lap and cuddle like when she was a toddler. Nothing better than that and priceless.

If he wants to pay me to look at his penis on cam, he can send me an e-mail money transfer. But that only works one way, cuz I don't hava cam.

Here are two... "Four *hours* to bury the cat?" "Yes, it wouldn't keep still." Have you come to arrange a holiday, or do you want a blow job?

Comments noted.

Hey Pussycat - keep posting! Meow!! A thousand is just the beginning...

I am normally available from 9:30 a.m. until 6:00 p.m., Monday to Friday. If you wish an appointment earlier than 9:30 a.m., you would need to pm or email me and if I am able to, I could accommodate you as early as 7:30 a.m. I do work some evenings, in-calls until 9 or 10 and out-call until midnight or 1:00 a.m. I do not accept calls in the wee hours of the morning because I have learned that those are not really the best clients and I do have to get some sleep. An exception might be a regular who is passing through at an unusual hour and I make arrangements ahead of time to accommodate them (not in, but out) but that is rare. Just because someone advertises 24/7, doesn't mean that they are actually awake for 24 hours. Perhaps they take breaks and pre-book for a certain time. I am not sure as everyone works differently.

I am only nice now if I want to be, not because others try to guilt me into it. I used to be a hopeless people pleaser, putting others' needs before my own and then ending up hurting myself. The only thing I got to do was play victim and that didn't feel very good. Now days, I a much more mellow. I can usually read people and tell if they have an agenda to wanting me to be nice or do things for them. When I've had enough, my comeback line is "you obviously mistook my kindness for stupidity". I try not to let it build to the point where I become resentful and angry because as Dear Abby used to say "no one can take advantage of you, without your permission". Nice thread, Meg.

No point in bringing your own rubbers and lube because I won't let you use them. Sorry. I only use products I have acquired myself and know where they have been and how they have been stored (and not compromised in some way). I agree with Kimberley - I'd consider it kinda sketchy for a guy to show up with a big backpack. Oh, and what lady doesn't provide most of those items listed anyways, unless you think your towel is cleaner than mine, go ahead, less laundry for me.

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I ask for the donation up front and I have never ripped off a client. But when I was first in the business, I fell for that old "showing me the money up front, and promising to pay" and then either not paying me or shorting me. Anyone who wants to do that, I would refuse to see. So that wouldn't work for me. I do have a few regular clients who I know would be "good for it" at the end, but my practice of taking care of business up front, prevents me or him from forgetting it. I like to stick to a routine that has worked for me for over 10 years. I think Nicki and Cleo echo my sentiments. Anyone SP worth her reputation wouldn't rip you off. Not sure who exactly you have gone to see, but if any ladies on cerb pulled a stunt like that, they would be quickly found out. To the OP, trust what the guys (and gals) are telling you here.

I was wondering myself why the OP chose to start a thread about this instead of approaching Capital Candies themselves. Thanks for the clarification, CC. Remember, if you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all!

I think this concept was dreamt up by guys looking for discounts, actually. Preferred customer status to me is accepting an appointment from a regular over someone new.

well rounded booty.

Wish my memories of the Calgary Stampede were this: