Andee

Good reefer excudes erotic karma.

She is very much incarcerated. Never recall her being a blonde. Are you seeing some ads somewhere - must be old ones.

I came across some more ladies: Danielle Knight Alyssa Jade (Allycat) Sensual Erin

Of course. Meet and then go from there. Beauty is more than skin deep, so you may surprise yourself. If she is warm and genuine, you forget all about the other one. You won't know until you try, right?

Geez, the old photographer angle (no pun intended). Seems like if I had a dollar for every guy (and girl) who has contacted me offering to take pictures of me, I'd have enough for a down payment on a house by now. I have been offered to be photographed for free, in exchange for sex and of course for payment. I would say only 1% were actual professional photographers who had a website with samples of their work or references. The rest, just some horny dude with a camera. Seriously though, I would suggest that if someone offers to take pics of you for free or for payment, make sure you ask them for the flash card, download the pics onto your computer and wipe the card clean before returning it to them. There is enough software out there you can use to clean up the background on your own. Then you have control of where and how the pics are used. As for professional photographers, I suggest sticking with those recommended by other SPs, people with good reputations who are actually going to deliver the product they promise. Which reminds me, I am overdue for some new pics. Luckily I have some SP friends with good cameras who do know how to use them. Off I go.

Agreed. As I mentioned before, I cater a lot to the half hour crowd because I work during the day and many gents cannot afford to take more time than that away from work or in between appointments. I wouldn't say it's marathon sex, but let's be realistic, most of them are not there to talk - they want to get down to business and be on their way. It leaves little time for much else. I would say 99% of them are realistic about that. There is that 1% that wants to do "everything" in half an hour and they find out very quickly that that isn't going to happen. It's hard to say, in a 2 hour span, I will guarantee you this, this and this. It depends on the chemistry between us and what the client has communicated he is looking for. I will guarantee you this though. If it's 2 hours of pounding a guy wants, he better choose someone else, because I'm not that girl. But I have no problem with msog. But I do need to come up for air once in awhile. Longer sessions give us a chance to mix it up - conversation, maybe have a drink (and even a snack!), cuddle, get to know each other, try some different things, etc. Every appointment is different, so I believe the bottom line is this. If you want to know, you need to tell the lady what you are looking for and see if she is willing to accommodate you.

The girl who asked you to be her "secret girlfriend", was this an SP? If it was, how totally unprofessional. She is lucky you didn't bolt. Lucky for you no one came home but then you would have had a totally different ending to the story to tell us. As for her leaving you the key at the front desk, nice boost to the ego. Whatever the hotel clerk was thinking, he was very gracious. Yesterday, a client had to run from my house to the visitor parking and because of the storm got drenched doing it, and then had to get into a wet car (he had left the window to his vehicle open) and then was faced with trying to drive in 2 feet of water on the main road near my place. I wonder if next time there is a storm coming he might opt for an SP at a hotel or apt. with underground visitor parking - lol.

All these recent threads about food, had me thinking about what I like to eat if I'm not that hungry or too lazy to cook or just feel like having it. Some of my favourites: 3 Minute Noodles (msg will kill you) A bowl of cheerios and milk. Fried egg sandwich like my mom used to make. Fresh sliced tomato on white bread (yes, must be white bread) and mayo, salt and peper. Nacho chips with melted cheese on top and salsa. Big cold glass of milk and 2 cookies. Anything take-out!

I was always told not to eat crackers in bed.

Link to one of the articles: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=230766#post230766

I guess all those "best of" threads have really got your numbers up. Congratulations!

Wanna rent a big van and everyone take turns driving? I'm up for that. Halifax (or wherever) - here we come!

To all the Ladies and Gents on CERB: Mark your calendars for Thursday, September 29th as the date for the Fall Social being hosted in Ottawa by Nicolette Vaughn (Naughty Nicki) and myself. More info will be posted in August regarding ticket sales for the Gents (cost and number of tickets we will be selling), venue, etc. Please note that this is not a Cerb sponsored party so please do not bother the Mod about this upcoming event. For discretion purposes, this event is only open ONLY to Cerb members, regardless of what part of the country you are from. Last time we had at least six out of town guests and we hope to encourage more of you to turn out. Visiting ladies and gents always welcome. To ensure continued success of these socials and to make them even better, I will ask that you PM me in the next month or so if you are interested in attending. Please remember, as in the past, tickets will be limited so it's best to secure a spot in advance. This will give me an idea of how many people would like to attend. Once again, Nicki will be taking care of handling e-mail money ticket sales which will be sometime in the middle of August. I will be handle the cash ticket sales. At the last two socials we organized, we had some generous benefactors for door prizes, so if anyone is so inclined to contribute to this one, donations of gift cards of any denomination would be welcomed. Hope to see some old familiar faces and new ones of course at the next social. Remember Ladies - If you are an SP/MA member of CERB, there is no cost for you to attend. Agency owners may also attend (with paid ticket) and are welcome to bring along up to two ladies with them (for free of course).

Cash is the best "tip" or "gift" you could give. If you want to give her a tip plus a gift, you can't go wrong with gift cards. She can easily slip that into her purse and not worry about forgetting it. Just my thoughts.

Good luck to you and success, prosperity and health in wherever your path takes you in life.

I really don't like threads like this which encourage people to make insinuations, assumptions and ultimately instill fear mongering where it's unnecessary. I do not believe that any information that CMJ MAY keep about its clientele is at any kind of risk of being used against someone in a negative way and to imply that means you do you not have much faith in the many professionals in this industry who's business it is to maintain discretion. I know you are new, but I do not think this is a very good start to making friends and influence people on CERB. I would encourage you to accept CMJ's invitation for an orientation and find out first hand for yourself what the club is about and how it operates.

I was working out at the gym the other day and a woman in her 70s was sporting a camel toe through her tights. Call me a prude, but somehow it just didn't seem right! ************************************************ Here we have a male version of the camel toe.

Ottawa's own Tiffany Amber

Cleo, I sure there are others that feel the same that you could walk down the street beside me as arm candy anytime with your tats fully exposed. I think you are a gorgeous creature! Meow!

I have been asked by a few gents if I know of any blonde SPs in Ottawa. I know that Sin Cindy and MiaBella are now brunette. Except for: Megforfun Alex Grenyait Kimberly-Shea Krissy Does anyone know of any others?

You fill up your car at $1.27 a litre and think that's a good deal because the day before it was $1.39 (true story!).

I love looking at the ladies' picture albums.

Jolie has beautiful, long thick deep auburn (reddish) hair.

Ottawa's very own Exotic Sweetheart, Kianna: