Andee

1) His eyes, his hands (are they clean, nails trimmed, etc.) Good personal hygiene, all round is more important and attractive than what their body looks like. 2) Shower before arriving is fine. If he hasn't had a chance to, and needs to, he is welcome (this often happens in the summer time when it's hot and they are working outside or have just come off the golf course, etc.).

Welcome to our (SP) world! Imagine having a naked client like this and having to hold your nose during the whole session - now that SUCKS!

All you need to do is google a name with the word escort in the search, and you can find out pretty quickly if there is someone out there with that name. You don't need to even know about CERB to do this.

Ladies from agencies are not allowed to have accounts to promote themselves, but gents can still post recommendations about them. The guys who have been sharing computers with SPs, were indie SPs, not agency girls.

If you are from the Ottawa area and pay attention to the news, you would have seen this: http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=48585&highlight=Darquise+Johnson

Seems every year, there are less actual "blues" acts. Nonetheless, I think I may go see Peter Frampton's Comes Alive - 35 tour - saw him back in 1976 at the Civic Centre. It will be interesting to see that show again. The only other artist that caught my fancy was legendary guitarists, Joe Satriani and Buddy Guy. Cheap Trick? C'mon, really? http://www.ottawabluesfest.ca/

I would recommend Annessa, an exotic half-Thai, half-caucasian SP.

Very noticeably pregnant with another man's child, I presume? That would suck! ================== Looking forward to having a nice fresh salad and discovering the lettuce is all bad. Trying to take a pee in a ladies' washroom stall that was designed for size of children Needing to blow your nose while driving, not having any tissue around and wondering if you should use your sleeve, go thru the McDonald's drive-thru and buy something just get some napkins, but then realizing the cashier will see your snotty nose.

I, for one, have never thought anything was amiss with your posts. Keep up the good example for other hobbyiests and your loyalty to the ladies.

I am phoning my sister's house and know they are there, but aren't answering because they always leave the phone off the damn charger. Then you try the cell and same thing and you wonder how she manages a staff at work. Some street person is asking me for change to get something to eat, and when I offer to buy them something to eat at the chip stand, they turn their nose up at the offer and then get upset when I won't give them change and then I'm the bad guy? I go to pay for my take-out food and a small carpet beetle type bug jumps on my arm right at the cash. Then I wonder why I lost my appetite.

Asian-Italian! I think it's something in the way you look around the eyes, but it's only at first glance. Maybe all those late nights cramming at University makes you look sleepy? Dunno. You still have that perfect, flawless complexion, if you ask me. You actually remind of Kristen Vagness, but she is often blonde.

Do you really mean to say "Message" or "Massage"?

I'd like to see you try and explain that to the MOD!

At one time, you couldn't get work with an agency, if you didn't measure up to a certain standard because they figured the guys would not want an ordinary girl-next-door type. I know, because I had a friend who was an escort in Toronto in the 1980s and it was brutal. In 1995, was told I was "too old" when I started at age 35, but the agency owner, liked my attitude and advertised me at 29. Then I convinced her to let me advertise my own age, and "boom", lo and behold guys actually wanted to see a bigger, older woman (I weighed 150, then). We were basically told not to kiss, allow DATY and for duos, we had to use a dental dam (which to us, was a condom cut open). If they found out you did anything you weren't supposed to, you got ridden out of there. In-calls were unheard of, so if the agency owners didn't like you, you didn't work. The Internet paved the way for being able to work Indie and thus us ladies being able to provide the services we felt comfortable with. I have always been pretty open and always allowed kissing and DATY since 2000. As far as the model looks good, I have met very few ladies who actually fit that bill, so even when there were standards, it was subjective. I think it's really about the whole package, looks just being one aspect. I truly do believe that.

So the Kitty is venting too!

So having locked my keys in the car Thursday evening, I figured, unlucky things can happen at any time. What do you think of the superstitions surrounding Friday, the 13th? I think this sums up what I believe (quote from a site on the net) Like many human beliefs, the fear of Friday the 13th (known as paraskevidekatriaphobia) isn't exactly grounded in scientific logic. But the really strange thing is that most of the people who believe the day is unlucky offer no explanation at all, logical or illogical. As with most superstitions, people fear Friday the 13th for its own sake, without any need for background information.

Wow I had no idea the FBI uses hotmail accounts.

Going out for a late night snack and pulling up to the take-out window and them saying, "sorry we're closed for 15 minutes". Go to get gas, come back about 20 minutes later to the take-out window again, "sorry we're closed for 15 minutes". What the hell are the staff doing in there - having a party? So drove 5 km out of my to another location just to get stuck behind an ambulance in the drive-thru spewing diesel fumes. I thought it was called fast food. Geesh, I could have stayed at home and cooked a meal in the time I wasted driving around bumturd Orleans. Now I feel like barfing up my Big Mac.

El Paso by Marty Robbins http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgI5DMVegIk

That doesn't mean there is anything wrong - agencies often introduce new ladies.

1. Sending someone a whisper message in chat, them suddenly leaving the room and then the message turning into a public message for all to see. 2. People getting upset because someone in the room is hard of hearing asked them to raise their voices to be heard but they had no problem blaring the music so loud no one could hear anything. 3. Finding flyers strewn all over the porch and front yard. 4. Going to a get-together that consists of different age groups and one person insisting that their style of music be played all evening. 5. Discovering that KFC tastes not even close to what it was like back in the 70s when you first tried it. Realizing that paying that extra $2.00 for a breast was not worth and that was the most expensive 2 piece meal you ever ended up throwing in the garbage. Additional Comments: No! Really, what a shame.

1. Attending a party and realizing when you got there, you forgot the alcohol you bringing at home (lucky there was something open near by to get more). 2. Looking forward to eating that last cookie and discovering your roommate ate it. 3. Getting all dressed up and waiting to be picked up to go to an event and the person who is supposed to be driving you calls you from the event and asks where you, forgetting they promised to pick you up. 4. People who leave the milk bag empty in the fridge. There are many more, but don't want to dwell on the negative.

I would love to have a nice place in the Laurentiens or down in Nova Scotia near Halifax.

I have set my alarm to "pm" instead of "am" and screwed up like this in the past. It's a "life happens" kind of thing, but still, I would feel bad that I didn't keep my commitment and would offer some kind of discount too on a future appointment.

If there was an open-minded strip club, the guys would not be able to post the name of the establishment here. Did you check the listing in the local French speaking newspapers for Hull-Gatineau (Like Le Droit) - that's where I would start if I were you. Of course, the gents may have other suggestions.