Andee

Yay! I was hoping you couldn't stay away. We missed having you around here. Now get to work crafting some more of those awesome ads you are famous for!

Lite Brite: View Master - my first 3D experience: Battleship:

I love the smell of a nice cologne, but unfortunately I am sensitive to most scented products, so unless a client wants to watch me blow my nose a few times during the session, probably best not to use too much. As such, I am not familiar with all the brand names, but I used to like something called Grey Flannel.

As a somewhat bigger lady myself, I can relate. I have a received a few of those e-mails over the years. The ones that really burn my ass are the where they insult me on one hand, but then ask for a discount on the other hand. Well since you're fat and probably not that busy, how about $.... I have not met you, but from the little I can see, I think you are one sexy woman!!! Thanks for posting this.

To me these are just labels that can be easily manipulated. I have known ladies who referred to themselves as Courtesans in their marketing and they were far from the text book definition. I like to refer to myself as a call girl or escort. But in the end, I do not delude myself. I am a prostitute and I am not afraid to use that word or sex worker. I have even been known to call myself a hooker amongst friends. I believe it's not what we call ourselves, it's the whole package of what we present and what we deliver.

Since I always take care of business first, I have not had that happen that someone forgot to pay me. Call it donation, gift, or whatever, I get the money up front and that way there is no forgetting to get it at the end of the appointment.

Movies: Guess Who's coming to Dinner? The Graduate Bullitt Bonnie and Clyde The Odd Couple Serpico Taxi TV Shows: Get Smart Columbo Maude The Love Boat Star Trek Mission Impossible Cannon Hart to Hart Dynasty

I was thinking about some songs past and present which it's hard to believe actually made it on the radio and became hits. Hard to believe people listen to some of this drivel. But I have to admit I have been known NOT to turn off the radio when they'd come on. Ugh! For example: Yummy Yummy Yummy by the Ohio Express http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubQape8wSkQ&feature=related Billy Don't be a Hero - Bo Donaldson and the Heywoods Little Willy - The Sweet

Like Shortcake, if I was going to work in a brothel, it would be probably as management. I always like to have another girl around to share an in-call with. Fortunately finding someone compatible can be a challenge. I am so glad the lady I am currently sharing with has the same work ethic as me. I just hope she doesn't retire anytime soon.

Happy Birthday, Berlin! Hope you have a fantastic day!

Meg: That's a new one on me. Wonder how that scam works.

I don't think it's touring ladies versus local ladies when it come to being able to secure multi-hour appointments. I can't think of very many SPs (who I know of) who would turn down multi- hour appointments (local or touring). I would think you contacted a touring lady enough in advance, she would be more than willing to accommodate you. Just because her time may be limited and her dance card filling up, so to speak, it doesn't necessarily mean she is stacking up clients like cord wood. I know some ladies who only see a couple of gents a day (even when they're touring), so if those appointments are taken, it doesn't mean she doesn't offer multi-hours. She may well indeed be seeing 1 or 2 multi-hour clients. So not wise to assume anything.

I guess I'll need to upgrade my luggage for my next trip. Not sure if these will stand up to the test.

This gentleman planned on seeing me for months, finally got up the courage to do it, travelled over two hours from out of town. He was so excited, that he wanted to get down to it pretty much right away. I obliged by putting on the condom, at which time he climaxed. I looked at him and told him to relax, we still had 27 minutes left. He said there was no way he could come again, but said he was happy he met me and proceeded on his way. I felt terrible for him, but he sent me an e-mail thanking me for not humiliating him, so I didn't feel so bad after that.

Decided it was time to start a new thread where SPs could provide more up-to-date information regarding duo partners. I call this the Winter/Spring 2011 Edition. Hopefully we can do this on a regular basis, so the information can be kept current. I will start: Interactive (girl on girl on boy) duos: Jolie, Chanel Reign, Fine Wine Diva (when it town) Non-interactive (girl on boy) duos: Nicolette Vaughn, Annessa.

Hope you had a great birthday, Cheek!

Lovely Dorinda is available some times in the Ottawa valley (Pembroke area). http://www.lovelydorinda.com

I amazed how touchy some people get when it comes to certain things. If I read "not a spinner", I would not assume you mean the exact opposite, e.g. big girl or BBW. Rather than saying what you do not want, perhaps you might try describing more of what you do want. That might make it a bit easier just because, there are varying descriptions between spinner and BBW.

Chanel Reign is close to there as well in the Riverside/Walkley area. http://www.chanelreign.escort-site.com

Meg: Get your license and we can start a Ottawa area SP (Ladies) Motorcyle club - I'm sure we could get other ladies to join. Nicki says she wants to get her license. Naughty Nicki's going to get a Ninja I'm positive the guys could help us come up with a name for our "gang". Back to the thread....

After many years of not owing or riding a bike, I am thinking seriously of getting in the wind again (no smart ass jokes, Old Dog). Just wondering how many cerb members out there are present or past motorcycle enthusiasts. My first bike was a 1984 Honda 450 custom which I bought new from Toronto Honda. I outgrew it in about 2 months and moved up to a used 650 Honda Nighthawk which I drove until I switched up to a 750 Honda Shadow. I always promised myself I would get myself another bike by the time I turned 50. I'm a little nervous, but excited at the same time. I plan to get another used bike, but in good condition and would welcome any suggestions from members who are more up on makes and models that have come along in recent years. Because right now, I'm still thinking about that old 1983 750 Shadow and in my mind, there was never a finer bike.

Transmission of STDs is not limited to the industry. In fact, most people I know who have contracted STDs or other so-called nuisance infections were every day people (not hobbyiests or Sps) who had engaged in sexual activity after meeting someone online or picking them up in a bar. I have received at least a dozen phone calls in the past five years from straight friends and acquaintances who have been in a panic because they experienced either guilt or symptoms after having unprotected sex. To ask how safe is the industry in Ottawa? If I was a hobbyiest, I'd rather take my chances with a reputable SP any day than a random stranger who doesn't practice safe sex. I agree we all need to be vigilant, but I am not aware of any epidemic of HPV among SPs in Ottawa. A condom won't protect you if the warts are anywhere other than the genitals. From what I know about it, it can be transmitted easily by skin to skin contact. Perhaps this is what we have to look forward to in terms of "safe sex"

Today, March 4th, Darquise Johnson will appear in front of the Judge in criminal court to be sentenced for the 5 counts (fraud, extortion, etc.) she was convicted of. Stay tuned. This is history in the making folks.

Who are you talking about? The policy on cerb is if you haven't got anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.