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Saw this one again for the first time in ages: From Wayne's World, when Wayne and Garth meet Alice Cooper (fast forward to 3:00) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unyCs0aQFbw

Agree. However, I admit that I am a bit biased. Having worked as an executive assistant and transcriber most of my adult working life, bad spelling is one my pet peeves. I hate to sound judgmental, but I believe its says something about a person's character when they don't take that extra care to review the spelling or grammar in their ad. If a person is disabled so to speak in this area, perhaps have another person look it over for them. When I do office work, I would never dream of submitting a report that was fraught with typos. I'd get fired! I suppose most would-be clients don't care, but I have had some tell me they chose my ad because it was the only one on CL that morning they saw, that "didn't" have typos. I think now days with a lot of younger people or people who's first language is not English, we are seeing more and more bad spelling and grammar. It's truly unfortunate, but reality. My nieces for example, use short forms when texting and in chat, and their regular writing is horrible. They don't seem to care - just shrug it off as "oh well". I see far too many people rely on spell check when words can be taken out of context or have variations in spelling (e.g. there, they're and their).

I agree. Sorry, I read your post and then Apex's and got mixed up - I don't think his question was appropriate in your thread and in this section.

And K S Restaurant in South Keys (across from Walmart) - and the food is awesome as well!

Agree, it was brutal! Thanks for getting us back on line.

Food is more important, but at this time of year, having a toy is pretty important to a kid. I would agree with Vero to try and balance both if you can. Remember that food is accepted all year, any time. With toys, there is usually a cut off date so that the appropriate agencies like the Salvation Army can collect them, wrap them and distribute them. For example, I believe the cut off date I saw over at the TD Bank was Dec. 15th - so bear that in mind as well. I think what you're doing in collecting for the food bank, is great, Isabella.

B and S? What's that?

I see a lot more girls in the business which of course creates more competition. Remember that GFE means different things to different people. Also, be clear with the lady as to what your expectation is, or you might be disappointed. I have some SP friends who are "safe GFE", which means no kissing and CBJ, but they do allow DATY.

Rick is absolutely correct. Like most middle eastern countries which are governed under Islam law, porn is illegal in Afghanistan and your friend could get into a lot of trouble. I have a relative in the military who has been deployed and has verified this. Even though soldiers' mail is delivered via the Canadian Forces, it doesn't make a difference - it's still Afghanistan it's going to. Hope you don't mind the lecture, but it's not worth taking the risk sending magazines, toys, pics or other items of "pornographic" nature.

I loved giving oral - in fact it's one of my favourtie activities but "forced gagging" to me is one of the most despicable things someone could ever ask or expect me to do. I don't know too many people who think choking is fun. I do have an open offer that no-one has ever taken me up on though. If you allow me to stick a dildo the size of your erect penis down your throat and thrust it for five minutes, I'll return the favour! I believe there are ladies who may enjoy this - I can't imagine why, but nonetheless, good luck. Being rough is something I believe is built over over time - trust between an SP and her client. I for example, do not permit "hair pulling" on a first date so to speak. To be looking to play rough would raise red flags for me. I believe it is possible to find, but don't expect too many pleasant replies from the ladies on here. To the OP, you can ask questions but apologizing for being offensive doesn't make your post any less offensive.

I'm not sure which countries you visited, but from what I understand the countries these area codes are from (Dominican Republic (809, 829, 849), Bahamas (284), Bermuda (441) and Jamaica (876)) don't require a country code. I know my friend called me when he was in Jamaica and I was able to call him back without entering a country code, just dialing 1-876 etc. Countries like Aruba, St. Kitts, Nevis, St. Lucia, St. Pierre and Miquelon, Trinidad and Tobago and Haiti for example all have international country codes.

Again, when the time comes, I will generously help out by selling tickets from my Orleans location. We have some time before that happens, but if you can help out in any way, let Ottanon and I both know. Also, we will need to think about how to make the event successful without one member having to bear the lion's share of expense. Thanks to Ottanon for so generously contributing to our Christmas social. I believe this was an experiment and we have learned some things for the next one. At this event we charged each gent $20 a ticket which included the gentleman's first drink. I believe there were 3 gents who did paid but did not show up. Do you think a higher ticket price or simply the understanding that the gents will buy drinks for the ladies (which was generously done at our last event) and contribute to the food (which Ottanon covered). Any ideas will be appreciated. I agree that donations to the Food Bank is a great choice for the next event.

I've been reading this thread and it seemed to take a few wrong turns, I believe. My take on this is that he was looking for the best massage with bbbj and fake tits. Then when reminded he should be looking for an SP who offers massage rather than an MA offering bbbj, he revised his request to say drop the massage but was still seeking the big fake tits and bbbj - whoever provides this service. I never read it to mean he was necessarily looking for this to occur at an MP. Either way, Megan is right, probably best to seek out an SP who offers massage (or not) and most MA's do offer bbbj and this is not encouraged in MPs and perhaps should not have been asked under "Massage Discussion" but rather under "Escort/Courtesan Discussion". Period.

That's three from me!

"some" is the operative word. For example, I don't know any ladies who would openly answer a question about race even if they did have a preference. Most of these are "none of your business" type questions and yes, I agree Charlotte answered them most eloquently. Additional Comments: I prefer in-calls for short day-time appointments (half hours). I prefer out-calls to hotels for longer appointments, especially in the evening. When I first started in this business, in-calls were unheard of, so it was always out-calls. It's nice to get out once in awhile and be hosted in a (hopefully) nice hotel suite. I rarely go to a hobbiest's home, because part of my screening requirement is to be able to verify the address to the telephone number. Unless the client has a land line telephone that can be verified through canada 411 or other means, I'm not going to risk going to a false address or not being able to connect the address to the caller. Since more people are opting for just having a cell phone rather than a land line, I am able to accept fewer and fewer out-calls to homes.

I saw a number from an 809 area code come up on my phone. I didn't answer it and since my mailbox was full did not receive a message. However, when I googled the area coder, I found out this information. I would never call back a number I don't know, but I thought I'd share what I found out. This is a scam that's been around for awhile, but apparently still being tried. They may say something like 'Hey, this is so and so...sorry I missed you- get back to us quickly. I have something important to tell you.' Then she repeated a phone number beginning with these area codes. DO NOT DIAL THESE BACK ANY NUMBERS BEGINNING WITH THESE AREA CODES: 809, 829, 849, 284, 441, 649 and 876 They get you to call by telling you that it is information about a family member who has been ill or to tell you someone has been arrested, died, or to let you know you have won a wonderful prize, etc.. In each case, you are told to call a certain number back right away. Since there are so many new area codes these days, people unknowingly return these calls, not realizing they will be be charged a inflated international rates. And you'll also get a long recorded message. The point is, they will try to keep you on the phone as long as possible to increase the charges. These area codes are located in different locales in the Caribbean and they act like 900 number (pay per use number) like we have in North America, but are not regulated in that they do inform you of such when you dial back. The charges afterward can become a real nightmare. That's because you did actually make the call. If you complain, both your local phone company and your long distance carrier will not want to get involved and will most likely tell you that they are simply providing the billing for the foreign company. You'll end up dealing with a foreign company that argues they have done nothing wrong. AT&T VERIFIES IT'S TRUE on their website: :http://www.att.com/gen/press-room?pid=6045

I think Barbie covered just about any occupation you can think of. My favourites: Canadian Mountie Cat Burgler http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbie%27s_careers

If I recall correctly, it was Sara McQ who donned the red feather boa...Sara, you got some 'splaining to do.

Thanks to all who attended. I would agree it was a resounding success. Thank you Cat for taking home the leftover items. To everyone else who didn't make it - you missed a great party. Hopefully a Ottanon suggested we will try for pre-Valentine event. As for Nicky, it was interesting where the those shooters ended up resting before they were consumed.

Signing off CERB for this evening. Ladies: If you want to know where the party is, be sure to call me at 613-315-2210 Gent: If you don't have a ticket, check with me around 8:00 p.m. and we'll see if we can accommodate you. To all: Remember to bring an unwrapped toy for charity.

If you're coming to the party and have any music to share, please bring along your IPOD. There will be a speakers there. Thanks.

Ladies: If you're interested in coming, please pm me or Ottanon for details. Gents: If you think you might be interested in coming at the last minute, I would appreciate it if you could pm me your intention so I know your CERB handle. You may then call me after 6:00 on Thursday and we will let you know if there is still room. My number is 613-315 -22 10 Remember Ladies and Gents: please bring an unwrapped toy for for charity. Thanks all!

He was referring to a particular part of Ottawa which was notorious for street walkers which was very noticeble during those years. I hate to say it, but it was also when harder drugs like crack cocaine emerged on the drug scene in Ottawa. The on-street presence of street walkers in the Hintonburg area has died down quite a bit. It has now spread to other areas like Carlington Heights and South Keys. Police and neighbourhood presence may account for some of it, but it may also be attributed also to the fact that these girls have found other venues to solicit (telephone chat line, free on-line ads like CL, etc.). Just because you don't see it on the street, doesn't mean, it's still not going on behind closed doors. Would it go back to the way it was? Who's to say for sure.

I would love to donate, but they do not accept dyed or tinted hair. As for the underground "hair selling" economy, it something totally different than a legitimate charity that uses the hair to make wigs for cancer patients.

Even though his jokes were for the most part, groaners, they always got me laughing. Another Canadian legend who will be missed for sure.