Andee

I agree with Tiffany. BBBJ is personal enough, but CIM, I believe is stretching it and not something I believe any lady offering it might want to openly advertise. Just my opinion.

Call it what you want, but I always say you can go around the world as many times as you can handle in the time frame you spend with me!

Way to go Antlerman! I'm sure many boxes of kleenex accompanied many of your posts! Keep posting (and buy stock in Kimberley-Clarke, folks).

Loralee: He will be dishonourably discharged from the military and will most certainly lose his rank after he is sentenced.

I suppose if I worked under the thumb of pimp for years, I might feel the same way as them. But that is just one aspect of this business. There is a myth that women cannot be empowered and be sex workers. I chose to be a sex worker and no one tells me how to work, when to work or who to see or how much to charge and I don't have to give my money to a pimp. Forced labour is not limited to the sex trade. There are other industries where people who have ended up in lower power positions are forced to work long hours for low pay and little appreciation and even abuse. Some of them are trafficked, some are not. So it's a problem that does not begin and end with the sex trade. But it is a real problem that still needs to be addressed, but not at the expense of others who are doing this type of work by choice and are comfortable with doing so.

Miss J: You're lucky. A friend of mine who lives in a Minto building in the west end had his place overrun by bed bugs two summers ago. He had to throw out his mattress and launder everything. They paid to spray but certainly weren forthcoming with any compensation. He had to buy a new bed out of his own pocket. Remember, a place does not have to be "dirty" to get bed bugs. My friend's place was clean to begin with. They were spread from other other apartments in the building. Once in, they spread like wildfire.

What are you doing wrong? Likely picking the "wrong" agencies. Any reputable agency will honour the booking or let you know if they can't follow through with the commitment. Many so-called agencies are basically some parties with a phone who may or may not have girls (or the girls you requested) available and will say anything to you while they try and round up whoever to get the call and when it doesn't work out, they leave you hanging. I know this because I was affiliated with one a few years back where I was sent to a call and the customer was quite annoyed that he had waited over 2 hours (I got notified and was there in under an hour). Then I find out he had requeted someone younger, so the agency pulled a bait and switch on him. Fortunately he found me attractive and pleasant enough (and perhaps he was horny) that he let me stay, but that was the first/last time I ever worked for them. Or it could even be that they know full well they don't have anyone, but let you think they do so you won't call someone else. Who knows. I suggest for a multi-hour call, you start first with someone to see if you're compatible by booking perhaps a 1-2 hour call and go from there. If the lady is available beyond that fine, if she isn't, perhaps save it for another time. No use paying for 4 hours for someone who you're not comfortable with, or who might even get up and leave before time is done. There are both agencies and indies who advertise here on CERB who I am sure would be more than pleased to fulfill a 4 hour long appointment with a lovely lady and not stand you up.

If it's subjective as you've stated, then really what is it you're really asking? I know that most ladies don't really like it when we are put in categories of "best of" whether it's body parts as Megan suggested or sexual acts. I know I am in the business of providing "services", but that's like asking, who serves the best pizza in town. Would that be Loui's in the east end, Colonnade downtown, Joe's in the west end or Bella Vista or KS in the south end etc. To me, they're all good. I think the best thing is to find out which ladies offer bbbj, read the recs or just simply try someone out. One man's "Best bbbj" may not be another man's best. Just like with us, when it comes to DATY. Some ladies absolutely adore some hobbyiests who consider themselves conossieurs while others don't care for them.

The kind with the "lotion" right?

Amanda, as Vanessa stated, the Travelodge at 417/Carling is fine. It's easy access to the highway. As well, you are within walking distance of Hampton Park, where they have a grocery store and Westgate Mall, which has a huge Shoppers Drug Mart. You should be very comfortable there.

The key is, use protection and get tested regularly!

False. (but the last one surely did, because he's awake) The next person has gone skinny dipping.

Nickelback- Saturday Night http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j15oUyvAFS8 WOW THIS THREAD HAS REACHED 1,000 POSTS!

So hot, my keyboard was steaming up as I typed this!

INXS - Mystify http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Lbk-NfsHNk&feature=related

Etta James - At Last http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1uunRdQ61M&feature=related

Goddo - Sweet Thing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PNaZOQAeXU&feature=related

True. The next person has either ridden or been a passenger on a motorcycle.

That's a little harsh, don't you think? 10 years? C'mon, I could rob a bank and get less time. I'm not saying licensing isn't a bad thing, but what kind of "requirements" would one have to meet to get said license. Would there be training, a test, would it be a municipal or provincial responsibility? Mandatory licensing is not going to prevent the underground economy of prostitution any more than it prevents other underground economies such as private driving services (as opposed to taxis), Selling meat out the back of a truck (as opposed to grocers), etc. etc. I'm not sure what the answer is, but whatever it is, the issue of those who think they can set up shop outside my window, or procure/force people to work as prostitutes and make a profit off same based on their own greed, still needs to be addressed.

True. The next person once owned a record player.

Yes - Starship Trooper

Some days I feel like doing this....

False. The next person has eaten one of Ottawa's famous "beaver tails".

She sounds like an idiot! Yes, blowing up cows...pirates and wenches....baking....oh yeah, and being an SP. No one's gonna accuse you of ever being boring, that's fer sure matey!

Cream - I feel free