Andee

If you can't find a schoolgirl, Old Dog of Fat Bastards is available with his schoolboy uniform.

Maybe it's a new trend, hence the book...

Masterowls: If all gents were as considerate as you, there would be no need for threads like this. As has been said before, unfortunately this is part of doing business.

I know you can't resist kittens, Cleo: Getting back to the topic at hand...yes, I have noticed a lot more hijacking lately. The only thing that comes to mind is: self-abosrbed!

Congratulations - keep those informative posts up!

Keep those witty posts coming!

It's up and running now with an explanation from CK that there were "technical difficulties" over the weekend.

Whole wheat bread or whole "weed" (made with pot) bread? Both great snacks, but with different effects. wink...wink..:handjob:

I don't know which board you are referring to, but it isn't CERB, that's for sure. The one being indiscrete in this case was the SP who allowed you to look at that area. We have a saying, "no news is good news". We don't spend our time dreaming up ways to make you guys' lives difficult. If someone is listed in our bad dates section, it is because they have done something that the SP feels other SPs should be aware of such as no showing, showing up late, not being hygenically clean, expecting things not offered on the menu, not respecting boundaries, short changing us, etc. Then of course there are the downright nasty and dangerous types which fortunately are in the minority. Then we judge whether or not we think that person is worthy of us seeing. It is unfortunate that you had a bad experience on another board. I am in no position to judge whether they were warranted in blacklisting you, as you claim, but that is the risk one takes on boards. Just as not ALL Sps may be honest, it works the same way with hobbyiests. It's a two way street, with SPs sometimes complaining they have been unfairly reviewed. If you are on this board and trying to make a fresh start, I suggest you let that other stuff go. By drawing attention to it, you are just perpetuating what you claim you think you are not deserving of. The only "guarantee" you will get for not ending up on our so-called "blacklist" is to not piss anyone off. There are literally hundreds of hobbyiests who do not end up on our bad date list, nor do they seem worried about it either. Just some food for thought.

Congratulations CATO - keep on posting!

Just so you know, you can't add links to that site here on CERB.

REO Speedwagon - Keep on Loving You

Cleo: Are your kittens as cute as you? West: I hear yah. I thought I read "Need help to bypass Cato on 2500 posts".

Happy Birthday, Sweetness!

I disagree. Some of my married SP friends are the some of the best around! It's unfortunate you haven't been able to experience that in Winnipeg. Additional Comments: Ah, what part of Canada are you in? That would kind of help.

In all fairness guys, Loralee is a relatively new member and she does not have access to the SP area yet. But you're right, no-shows are unfortunately part of "doing business" and yes, it has been talked about, debated and ranted before. Perhaps a link to some of those threads would help a newbie.

We'll talk, girl. A client taught me and actually it's easier than you think (if done properly).

3 times! And running out of time/money on her phone. I hate to say it, but I think you're choosing to see the wrong lady! Hope she was worth it. I have been guilty of running out of money on my phone too, but never when a client was on his way over, thankfully. Like you said, "shit happens", but that still doesn't make us feel very good when it's happening.

Thanks for being a good sport, Amanda. You know I read somewhere that Brazil is second to Spain in having the world's best lovers!

I agree with Pete - like where would it end. There's an infinite number of charities and causes out there. I don't object to link to your favourite charity on your signature line. As much as the OP cares about this particular cause, I don't think it belongs on an adult-oriented board.

Earth, Wind and Fire - September

Mature, sexy butt - Carrie Moon :butt:

I don't think anyone wants to be part of a parole board that freed the killer of John Lennon. It will simply never happen.

I disagree with your statements. You are assuming a lot about other people and where they are coming from. In English we have an expression, when you assume, it makes an "ass of me and you". Which is to say, you are sure to turn off any would be clients if you continue to use threads like this to berate men. I neither wonder or care about whether he is saving whatever for his SO. My "job" is provide the best service I can. If he is less than a perfect lover, so be it. It doesn't mean that he hasn't been generous, well mannered, well-meaning or groomed. I have to remember that as much as I may enjoy it, of course there will be times I don't, but that is why I am getting paid. I am not using my position as an SP to satisfy my personal sex life. If I and when I do, I consider than a very welcomed bonus and luckily I have some great clients who fit that bill. And that does not mean because he is paying me, he can do whatever he wants. I have very few "bad clients". If someone is doing something wrong or hurts, I tell them right away. But those clients are thankfully in the minority. As well, (as you have implied in other posts), I do not believe by simply reading or educating yourself in the erotic arts as you put it, makes one a better lover. This is one area where practice supercedes any book learning and to imply that if someone does not educate themselves does not make them a good lover, whatever, again is with a "put down" tone to both hobbyiests and SPs on this board. I am not trying to give you grief Amanda, but you may not be aware of the fact that you are may be alienating the very population you hope to get as clientele on the hobbyiest side and support you hope to get from the SP side. If I have come across too harsh, I apologize, but this thread is supposed to be about breasts! Now as far as breast play goes, I like my nipples to be kissed, licked and sucked very gently - doucement!! I do not like to be handled rough or pinched or bitten. If someone gets a little rough, I ask them to stop. I am pleased to say more often than not, a gentleman is happy to comply with my requests. I am very lucky in that I do not get a lot of "bad" clients. During a duo, I love to massage a ladies' breasts, especially if they're natural.

This question has been raised before. You might want to check out this thread. http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=19567&highlight=agencies+versus+independent