Andee

I will we "working" on getting this young lass up our way- I feel privileged to be one of the first SPs this remarkable young lady she contacted when she was first getting in the business and actually followed some of our advice. I believe she would be capable of bringing a few gentlemen here to their knees. Getting back to the original thread....I see nothing wrong with an SP offering different "packages" and cudding etc. is definitely an option with me. Like Erin, I wouldn't mind watching a movie, but horror or blood and guts are not my genre.

Ah, oui, tete-du-fromage!! My grand-pere used to eat that He said he'd try anything once - including beaver!!! I remember my grand-mere cooking things for him like pig's feet, chicken's feet, cow tongue, blood pudding, pork fat (and jelly), and fried kidneys, just to name a few! Fried kidneys with garlic isn't bad but the rest of those dishes...yuccch!!! He lived to be 85 and died from a reaction to penicillin. He smoked, ate white bread with gobs of butter and ate meat and potatoes at every meal - they don't make people like that anymore!!!

Thanks to Wrinkled in Time and Old Dog for helping me through this process. Old Dog: Here's one to go with your "pussy" flower pic.

Thanks, Doll!! Soleil is from Winnipeg, but sure to back in Ottawa again soon. I would add to that list: Christine (Joyful Spirit) (if you're mature) and Chanel Reign (if you want a bit more than vanilla sex).

Carrie: I think I read somewhere Jeanne Tripplehorn being interviewed saying she has been told more than once she looks a famous Canadian Porn Star -Carrie Tripplesizedboobs. I assume they were referring to you.:boobeyes:

Yes, yes...I can see that!!

Talk to Carrie :boobeyes: Moon :butt: - she's an avid shopper and has good luck in the past in getting larger, nice looking bras!

Maybe it's just me - She's not "exactly a celebrity", but I think you two look a-like - an escort from Toronto named Brynn Winters - but she's a brunette. http://www.brynnwinters.com/gallery.php

Jason: Agree whole-heartedly. Years ago, before the Internet was available, we had to use the phone book to confirm, but it worked. The reason why my out-calls to private residences has dropped off over the years is because many people now only have cell phones and it's impossible to verify their address. And it is now possible to transfer your "home number" to a cell phone. So even if someone is calling from what you may think is a land line number, it's not always so. I have had to pay my driver out of my own pocket because of fake or wrong addresses, so I unless I can verify them, I don't go. Hotels of course are different, because I simply tell them I need their name and room number and confirm them to their room before setting out. In the last 10 years, I have only had one dud call, where the guy would not answer the door to his room and then I discovered him lurking around the lobby. I guess he wanted to see what I looked like, but I was surprised he would have given me his room number if he was going to play games. I figured it out, waited a few minutes until he went back up to his room. Then I called his cell phone (the original number he called me on) and I could hear it ringing inside his room. When he answered it, I asked him to please open his door because I did not want to cause a scene. Without anything nasty going down, I was able to persuade him to give me the cancellation fee which I used for my driver. So I consider myself pretty lucky that way. As I said it is getting more and more difficult to verify home addresses to telephone numbers which is why I rarely do them anymore.

I bet you've been asked this before - have you ever dressed up as Frank'nfurter on any occasion?

According to Ms. Soleil's "law of proper bra fitting", I actually a 40B, but I can fit into La Senza's 38B bras. The important thing is that I am a B. However, if I wanted to "cheat", I could squeeze into a 36C and use Riley's argument about different manufacturers. But if I advertised as a C, I would ultimately disappoint someone out there who prefer a bit fuller cup. Truth be known, I'm a B and have come to realize there a lot of gentlemen who think that's just fine a dandy. :boobies: or :boobeyes:- so many choices, "t'its great!!" Just like some men are conscientious about the size of their dicks, some women believe men will like them better if their boobs are bigger - which is not always true. I also think some ladies believe most guys don't know any better, which I believe is a bit of an insult. As we know from reading posts on CERB, there are many booby experts about. The only thing I would say to the lady with the A cup - do the right thing and change your description - you might be glad you did when those guys who like small boobs come calling. Additional Comments: But you could probably fit into 34D and get away with it...But you know what...they look delicious either way.

You crack me up. I hate "plastic" cheese as well.

When I lived in Toronto back in the mid-80's I used to go to Fran's Diner on College Street with a friend who went there just for Liver. The waitress would ask, "with onions or bacon" and he'd say, "onions and bacon". I still remember that. Love it too!!! I can't stand lamb, parsnips and yams!! The smell and taste of licorice makes me gag (sorry Carrie, I know how much you love your dutch treat).

Smoldering Tango Dance Scene with Antonio Banderas in the movie "Take the Lead"

Whoah...Angela you sure get those boys in line, FAST!!:bowdown: :butt:

Agree - there are even some older ladies like myself who will see younger guys!

I'm hopeless - doesn't work for me.

Wherever do you come up with these???? :bjs:

Awww....I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I just wanted to stroke Bucken for awhile.... Additional Comments: Which really means..yes, yes, yes.....

Ah, Old Dog is all talk and no action...How about you join Meg and I for a threesome? I've met her in person and think she's pretty hotttttttttt. Okay, carry on..... Lunch Time Special: 5 minutes or it's free New Holiday: Treat your spouse to an SP day. New Company Special Day: Bring your SP to work day Whorehouse on Wheels: Let us cum to you. Mobile and fully equipped Winnebego with selection of nice ladies to choose from. (Driver not included). Sign in Brothel: No credit except to persons 80 years and older with signed note from both parents.:motion:

I was waiting for Old Dog to describe a flower that would actually be a female's...you know....

I've been on here since last summer and can't figure it out. Something about, it can't be a jpeg, has to come from a website, blah, blah, blah.... Everytime I find an image I want, it's from some web page with other crap on it. I JUST WANT THE PIC.

Yes, but "down boy, down". Wherever did you come up with some of these! Whatever you're smoking, I want some!!

Hey - me too!!! When I lived in B.C. as a kid, I fell in love with foxgloves. They remind of "bells". Darn, can't post a picture!! Additional Comments: Meg: Such an eloquent expression!!

It's dead on here? Really, I never noticed. Having too much fun replying to threads and interacting with other members.